i used to spell out "winwood" with my mashed potatoes at the dinner table. i didn't realize it until it was too late, and they sent me to the $1.99 bin at the goodwill. now i use the crusty pants that i find to spell out the word. if you search hard enough, one day you just might find me in one of those bins. we can make crusty pant leg words together and giggle at the dust bunnies.

I wish we were both Mrs. Winwoods.

That is one sweet Asian elf. Please give me the name of your agency so that I might secure my own.