John Travolta in...SHIT STORM
| John Travolta in...SHIT STORM | |
| Created by: | sal_paradise |
| Tracks: | 15 |
| Length: | 00:58:36 |
| Keywords |
1. rok-n-rol 2. heist 3. drugs/adventure |
| Created on | 10/19/07 9:58am |
| Level | 6 |
| Points | 2548 |
| Total visitors | 50 |
| Unique visitors | 23 |
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This is for an as-of-yet unmade film, starring John Travolta. It revolves around a central cast of characters, and is not a "feel-good romp" like, say, Baby's Day Out, but more like a cross between Domino/Snatch (almost)/and... let's say the Aqua Teen Movie, because I laffed at that movie.
anyway, the plot is barely there (boom! there's the link to ATHF!), the writing is so-so at best, and the director is none other than America's favorite ginger... Richard D. James. (you thought I'd say Ron Howard? ok, I like him too)..
maybe I can get Jason Bateman to join in??
anyway, the plot is barely there (boom! there's the link to ATHF!), the writing is so-so at best, and the director is none other than America's favorite ginger... Richard D. James. (you thought I'd say Ron Howard? ok, I like him too)..
maybe I can get Jason Bateman to join in??
tracklist
| 1 | Aesop Rock : None Shall Pass |
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the opening credits roll in, hey, New Line had something to do with this, and it co-stars Dane Cook. Good to see he's finally getting recognition for his immense talents! (also co-starring Pierce Brosnan)
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Track 1 from None Shall Pass
Length: 00:04:03 |
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the opening credits roll in, hey, New Line had something to do with this, and it co-stars Dane Cook. Good to see he's finally getting recognition for his immense talents! (also co-starring Pierce Brosnan) SHOW LESS
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| 2 | The Melvins : The Horn Bearer (part 1) |
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Introducing the characters, in a rough-and-tumble manner, Travolta is weight-lifting 400 lbs. with his scrotum, Cook is probably doing something witty, and Brosnan just stares at himself in the mirror.
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Track 2 from the Maggot
Length: 00:01:12 Year: 1999 |
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Introducing the characters, in a rough-and-tumble manner, Travolta is weight-lifting 400 lbs. with his scrotum, Cook is probably doing something witty, and Brosnan just stares at himself in the mirror. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | The Melvins : The Horn Bearer (part 2) |
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Track 3 from the Maggot
Length: 00:01:14 Year: 1999 |
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| 4 | The Fall : The Classical |
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UH-OH! doing a routine at a club, Dane Cook accidentally gets a little racist! after calling every single member of the audience "FUCKFACE", he then explains later in his Barbara Walters exclusive that "He's never felt better in (his) life".
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Track 4 from Hex Enduction Hour
Length: 00:05:16 Year: 1981 |
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UH-OH! doing a routine at a club, Dane Cook accidentally gets a little racist! after calling every single member of the audience "FUCKFACE", he then explains later in his Barbara Walters exclusive that "He's never felt better in (his) life". SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Dr. Octagon : 3000 |
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...but Doc Oc doesn't believe Dane's words (or 'werds' as Carlin would say) of apology, so he comments that Dane's entire life has been nothing but "fudge". Because racism is not cool.. at all.
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Track 5 from Dr. Octagonecologyst
Length: 00:03:17 Year: 1997 |
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...but Doc Oc doesn't believe Dane's words (or 'werds' as Carlin would say) of apology, so he comments that Dane's entire life has been nothing but "fudge". Because racism is not cool.. at all. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band : Moonlight on Vermont |
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this is where things start to get interesting. After Doc Oc totally 'pwns' Dane Cook, Travolta starts swaying uncontrollably back and forth, mumbling nonsensical phrases, and vague memories of Vermont. Pierce Brosnan, meanwhile, is in the corner, having sex with your mom. LL Cool B
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Track 6 from Trout Mask Replica
Length: 00:03:59 Year: 1969 |
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this is where things start to get interesting. After Doc Oc totally 'pwns' Dane Cook, Travolta starts swaying uncontrollably back and forth, mumbling nonsensical phrases, and vague memories of Vermont. Pierce Brosnan, meanwhile, is in the corner, having sex with your mom. LL Cool B SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Smashing Pumpkins : Hello Kitty Kat |
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ROK-N-ROLE SCENE! After watching local band The Clusterfuks, Travolta tries to kiss Brosnan. Cook vomits in disgust, because he's also "homophobic".
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Track 7 from Pisces Iscariot
Length: 00:04:32 Year: 1994 |
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ROK-N-ROLE SCENE! After watching local band The Clusterfuks, Travolta tries to kiss Brosnan. Cook vomits in disgust, because he's also "homophobic". SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Tomahawk : God Hates A Coward |
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...Dane Cook's awkward behavior is only exemplified when Mike Patton inexplicably shows up, and Dane tells Patton he "totally ruled when he played for the Chili Peppers on that one record".
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Track 8 from Tomahawk
Length: 00:02:39 Year: 2001 |
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...Dane Cook's awkward behavior is only exemplified when Mike Patton inexplicably shows up, and Dane tells Patton he "totally ruled when he played for the Chili Peppers on that one record". SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Animal Collective : Who Could Win A Rabbit |
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this is the peyote sequence. after Dane admits to never even have drank a beer in his life, let alone try something as dangerous as mescaline. Travolta calls him a 'pussy', but Dane doesn't care, choosing to hone his 'mad-komedy-skillz' in the corner, playing with a monkey. (!) Pierce, meanwhile, is smoking a joint in between doing lines of cocaine from gold-plated toilet bowls. Rok-n-rol...
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Track 9 from Sung Tongs
Length: 00:02:18 Year: 2004 |
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this is the peyote sequence. after Dane admits to never even have drank a beer in his life, let alone try something as dangerous as mescaline. Travolta calls him a 'pussy', but Dane doesn't care, choosing to hone his 'mad-komedy-skillz' in the corner, playing with a monkey. (!) Pierce, meanwhile, is smoking a joint in between doing lines of cocaine from gold-plated toilet bowls. Rok-n-rol... SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Aphex Twin : Digeridoo |
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......someone pulls up to the scene (probably set in the desert, just like everything else), but decides to leave their headlights on. Travolta catches the light in his big, fat eyes and goes into a trance, imagining himself dancing in Europe, and memories of filming Look Who's Talking Too.
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Track 10 from Classics
Length: 00:07:11 Year: 1995 |
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......someone pulls up to the scene (probably set in the desert, just like everything else), but decides to leave their headlights on. Travolta catches the light in his big, fat eyes and goes into a trance, imagining himself dancing in Europe, and memories of filming Look Who's Talking Too. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | Radiohead : Bodysnatchers |
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the morning after, Dane has fallen asleep with monkey's sperm and feces sliding from his palm and facial region. gross, I know, but I choose to not to judge the way brilliance shows itself. Travolta pukes, but because he only a sandwich that had peanut butter, legos, and dice on it. Pierce is napping like a kitty kat.
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Track 11 from In Rainbows
Length: 00:04:02 Year: 2007 |
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the morning after, Dane has fallen asleep with monkey's sperm and feces sliding from his palm and facial region. gross, I know, but I choose to not to judge the way brilliance shows itself. Travolta pukes, but because he only a sandwich that had peanut butter, legos, and dice on it. Pierce is napping like a kitty kat. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | The Notorious B.I.G. : Gimme the Loot |
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robbery scene! a turning point in the story, Pierce desperately needs more money for cocaine, and to buy one more gold-plated toilet bowl. After being gunned down by the Canadian mounties (don't question it, it's an art-flick, you don't understand), Dane lies bleeding. Just like from Final Fantasy VII when Aeris died, and everyone felt sad, except this time, it's Dane Cook dying, so no one cares except for handful of jr. high kids and frat bro's. This Pabst is for you, bro.
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Track 12 from Ready to Die
Length: 00:05:04 Year: 1994 |
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robbery scene! a turning point in the story, Pierce desperately needs more money for cocaine, and to buy one more gold-plated toilet bowl. After being gunned down by the Canadian mounties (don't question it, it's an art-flick, you don't understand), Dane lies bleeding. Just like from Final Fantasy VII when Aeris died, and everyone felt sad, except this time, it's Dane Cook dying, so no one cares except for handful of jr. high kids and frat bro's. This Pabst is for you, bro. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Cows : 39 Lashes |
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somehow, someway... Travolta and Brosnan carry on. Brosnan was unsuccessful in locating more gold-plated toilette accessories, so Travolta just fixes him some Easy-Mac and a glass of carrot juice. It's the secret to preserving yourself so well!
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Track 13 from Sexy Pee Story
Length: 00:05:30 |
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somehow, someway... Travolta and Brosnan carry on. Brosnan was unsuccessful in locating more gold-plated toilette accessories, so Travolta just fixes him some Easy-Mac and a glass of carrot juice. It's the secret to preserving yourself so well! SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Boards of Canada : Turquoise Hexagon Sun |
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the wrap-up, what a wild adventure this has been! but at the end of the day, all that matters is Dane Cook is dead.
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Track 14 from Music Has the Right to Children
Length: 00:05:07 Year: 1998 |
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the wrap-up, what a wild adventure this has been! but at the end of the day, all that matters is Dane Cook is dead. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | The Flaming Lips : Approaching Pavonis Mons by Balloon (Utopia Planitia) |
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ROLL CREDITS! the sun is setting in the distance, and John Travolta and Pierce Brosnan have only just begun to see the world for how it is.. FTW, tattooed on my forehead. ....... also, did I mention, this isn't actually a movie, this is how I imagine their lives to be. so, it automatically wins an Oscar, and an Emmy, because it turns out Dane Cook was autistic all along.
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Track 15 from Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
Length: 00:03:12 Year: 2002 |
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ROLL CREDITS! the sun is setting in the distance, and John Travolta and Pierce Brosnan have only just begun to see the world for how it is.. FTW, tattooed on my forehead. ....... also, did I mention, this isn't actually a movie, this is how I imagine their lives to be. so, it automatically wins an Oscar, and an Emmy, because it turns out Dane Cook was autistic all along. SHOW LESS
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I thought I already saw this movie! Brilliant
10/21/07 12:31pm
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The description for the B.I.G. track made me laugh SO. HARD (they all did really). And I don't even know who Dane Cook is.
This autistic motion picture soundtrack gets 5+, FTW.
This autistic motion picture soundtrack gets 5+, FTW.
10/20/07 12:14pm
