H-E- Double Hockey Sticks

H-E- Double Hockey Sticks
Created by: beel
Tracks: 20
Length: 01:17:53
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 24 - Hell
2. Mix Contest 24 - Hell
3. Mix Contest 24 - Hell
Created on 10/8/08 11:07pm
Level 3
Points 1650
Total visitors 24
Unique visitors 14
This mix was ranked #6 out of 8 entries for this contest
description:
I am a sinner.
I am not sure you can live your life without committing a sin.
And it's not like all sin is that bad.
Covet? Sloth?? Vanity?? Oh come on--you are only human. Humans do that kind of shit--so shake off the guilt.

I have made plans for myself.
I have secured condo and a job down below. I know a lot of my friends will be there.
I will be waiting with a clip board and pen ready to check your name off and welcome you.

tracklist

1 Biffy Clyro : Living Is a Problem Because Everything Dies
Don't wanna waste no more time,
time's what we don't have.
Everywhere I look someone Dies,
wonder when it's my turn.


I love the beginning of this song. It sounds like a tornado and then it sounds like a part of Eye of the Tiger and then there is a choir singing scaling chords.
There are parts in this song where I feel like I am skydiving.
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Track 1 from Puzzle
Length: 00:05:18
Year: 2007
Track Description:
Don't wanna waste no more time,
time's what we don't have.
Everywhere I look someone Dies,
wonder when it's my turn.


I love the beginning of this song. It sounds like a tornado and then it sounds like a part of Eye of the Tiger and then there is a choir singing scaling chords.
There are parts in this song where I feel like I am skydiving.
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2 queensryche : I Am I
a little ditty about vanity.
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Track 2 from Promised Land
Length: 00:03:59
Year: 2003
Track Description:
a little ditty about vanity.
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3 PJ Harvey : The Devil
PJ Harvey must be a witch.
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Track 3 from White Chalk
Length: 00:02:58
Year: 2007
Track Description:
PJ Harvey must be a witch.
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4 Mandalay : All My Sins
So many sins!!!
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Track 4 from Empathy
Length: 00:06:18
Year: 1998
Track Description:
So many sins!!!
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5 AC/DC : Thunderstruck
You have to have AC/DC.

I would imagine there will be a lot of people getting struck by lightening in Hell.
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Track 5 from The Razors Edge
Length: 00:04:53
Year: 1990
Track Description:
You have to have AC/DC.

I would imagine there will be a lot of people getting struck by lightening in Hell.
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6 The Raveonettes : Bowels of the Beast
Yes, the Beast suffers from Acid Reflux and that shaky leg syndrome.
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Track 6 from Whip It On
Length: 00:03:16
Year: 2002
Track Description:
Yes, the Beast suffers from Acid Reflux and that shaky leg syndrome.
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7 Jason Webley : Devil Be Good
Even the bad have a good side.
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Track 7 from Against the Night
Length: 00:02:54
Track Description:
Even the bad have a good side.
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8 Modest Mouse : Bury Me With It
We are hummingbirds who lost the plot and we will not move
We have good news for anyone who loves bad news.
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Track 8 from Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Length: 00:03:49
Year: 2004
Track Description:
We are hummingbirds who lost the plot and we will not move
We have good news for anyone who loves bad news.
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9 Radar Bros : Still Evil
For you are still evil. In my sword you'll be caught!
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Track 9 from And the Surrounding Mountains
Length: 00:02:59
Year: 2002
Track Description:
For you are still evil. In my sword you'll be caught!
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10 Monster Magnet : See You in Hell
Once in Hell, you can visit Heaven, except no sleep overs are allowed, but if you have a visiter in Hell, they can stay as long as YOU want.

This song is so fuckin smooth.
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Track 10 from Powertrip
Length: 00:04:05
Year: 1998
Track Description:
Once in Hell, you can visit Heaven, except no sleep overs are allowed, but if you have a visiter in Hell, they can stay as long as YOU want.

This song is so fuckin smooth.
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11 Pat Benatar : Hell Is Children
Hell is for children because this is where they get their revenge.
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Track 11 from Crimes of Passion
Length: 00:04:55
Track Description:
Hell is for children because this is where they get their revenge.
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12 Coheed & Cambria : Devil In New Jersey
This is the one state where the Devil has a time share.
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Track 12 from The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Length: 00:04:46
Year: 2002
Track Description:
This is the one state where the Devil has a time share.
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13 Feral Children : The Beast=Goldmine
Don't be afraid to admit Greed.
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Track 13 from Second to the Last Frontier
Length: 00:02:11
Year: 2008
Track Description:
Don't be afraid to admit Greed.
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14 Deerhunter : Never Stops
The best part about Hell is getting to see all the people who thought they were going Heaven.
I love Winter in my heart. It never stops.
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Track 14 from Microcastle
Length: 00:03:04
Year: 2008
Track Description:
The best part about Hell is getting to see all the people who thought they were going Heaven.
I love Winter in my heart. It never stops.
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15 Chocolate Genius : Down So Low
This song plays in the elevator on the way down.
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Track 15 from Black Yankee Rock
Length: 00:03:45
Year: 2005
Track Description:
This song plays in the elevator on the way down.
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16 Roky Erikson : I'm a Demon
Very basic and groovy.
Reminds me of a scruffy beard.
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Track 16 from Gremlins Have Pictures
Length: 00:01:14
Year: 1975
Track Description:
Very basic and groovy.
Reminds me of a scruffy beard.
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17 The Caulfields : Devil's Diary
Unfortunately it's not very fruitful so say that one is bigger than Jebus.
There are no Acid-wash jeans in Hell. We do have some dress codes.
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Track 17 from Whirligig
Length: 00:03:39
Year: 1995
Track Description:
Unfortunately it's not very fruitful so say that one is bigger than Jebus.
There are no Acid-wash jeans in Hell. We do have some dress codes.
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18 Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band : Bat Chain Puller
This is the most coveted job in Hell.
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Track 18 from Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)
Length: 00:05:27
Year: 1978
Track Description:
This is the most coveted job in Hell.
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19 Beat the Devil : Plea Bargain
You can try to state your plea...but you know better.
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Track 19 from Beat the Devil
Length: 00:04:44
Year: 2006
Track Description:
You can try to state your plea...but you know better.
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20 Rose Royce : I'm Going Down
I imagine I would sing this one last time and then *poof* I would disappear.
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Track 20 from Car Wash
Length: 00:03:39
Year: 1976
Track Description:
I imagine I would sing this one last time and then *poof* I would disappear.
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Track 12 - ha! You think he'll only be here one week a year?

Sinful narrative, loved reading it.
10/11/08 2:32pm
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Nice story. And some fine tracks on the mix..
10/11/08 11:32am
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Roky Erikson Yay! Make sure my room has a hot tub, I might just take the 13th floor elevator there now!
10/9/08 10:24pm
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If PJ Harvey is going to hell, I wanna be there too. Count me in!
10/8/08 11:18pm