Ahh, the Quebecois. Resented by the rest of Canada. But only because you make us learn French when we really don't need it at all (I grew up in BC). Turns out it really didn't help me when I actually went to France. I only remembered words like "chien" and "pamplemousse".
So, Monsieur Of The Gardens, welcome to the Collective! No hard feelings. ;)