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I just hit myself in the junk. The stomache pains wont go away! What should I do?
11/14/06 7:10pm
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Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
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Quoting sledgbrainerd:
I just hit myself in the junk. The stomache pains wont go away! What should I do?


Keep hitting yourself till you throw up and pass out. Voila no more pain!
11/14/06 9:04pm
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That does work, I've done it
11/15/06 7:19am
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cut off your testicles so that you never have any unwanted pain again.
11/15/06 7:23am