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Check it-
Jared Warren (Karp, Big Business, Melvins) - Bass, Vocals
Joe Preston (Earth, Melvins, Thrones, High on Fire) - Bass, Vocals
Squarepusher - Bass
Mike Kunka (godheadsilo, DeadLowTide, Smoke and Smoke)- Bass, Yells
David Scott Stone (Awesome Dude) - Noise, Guitar Riffage
Dylan Carlson (A guy that bought his friend Kurdt a shotgun once) - Guitar
Joey from the Locust - Moog, Keys, Screams
Gabe from the Locust - Drums


They'd be called FUNNELBUTTTUNNEL.





AND I JUST MADE THAT UP TOO!
6/11/07 12:44am
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Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
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This reminds me of when I thought I was cool and made lots of lists.

Of course, your fantasy band totally kicks my fantasy band's ass.

Mine was like Johnny Ramone and Sid Vicious and shit.
6/11/07 4:10am
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Despite the fact that TEAM ROBOT was crushed like a Pabst can at a frat party by the might claws of TEAM MONSTER, you are still deserving of a badge... Loser.
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The White Stripes plus John Lee Hooker and Miles Davis!
6/11/07 11:55pm
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i wanna see bjork and mike patton together again... but this time even crazier.
6/13/07 11:02am
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Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
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This is my attempt:

Tyondai Braxton, the singer and multi-instrumentalist for Battles, will be the guitarist and keyboardist.

Zachary Hill, the drummer for Hella, Team Sleep, ONIBABA, etc., will be the drummer.

Phil Elverum, the oh-shucks singer-songwriter from the Microphones and Mount Eerie, will be the vocalist, lyricist, and guitarist.

What excites me is that this line up is a possibility.

I dub thee TAPE DECK GHOSTS.
6/14/07 12:12pm
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Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
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Oh, and I forgot to mention that they will be backed up by a small ensemble of string players, playing in a style similar to Philip Glass. And Notorious B.I.G. and 2Pac. (except for those last two)
6/14/07 12:20pm
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Neil Diamond
Tito Jackson
Kid of Kid N' Play
The middle Hanson brother
2/5 Spice Girls (your pick)
All of GWAR
Toby Keith
6/14/07 2:43pm
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Quoting galaxiepi:
Neil DiamondTito JacksonKid of Kid N' PlayThe middle Hanson brother2/5 Spice Girls (your pick)All of GWARToby Keith


Take out Toby Keith and I'll buy their album
6/14/07 6:24pm
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Quoting sledgbrainerd:
Quoting galaxiepi: Neil DiamondTito JacksonKid of Kid N' PlayThe middle Hanson brother2/5 Spice Girls (your pick)All of GWARToby KeithTake out Toby Keith and I'll buy their album


I was thinking of taking out Toby Keith but I heard he was a crap shag!
6/14/07 9:48pm
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This astonishing badge is bestowed to the MTC brethren who can truly conceptualize the wondrous spectacle and mind-altering ramifications of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
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I was thinking of taking out Toby Keith but I heard he was a crap shag!

BA-DUMP CH!
6/15/07 1:56am
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A special badge for the first-place winner of the fabled robots vs. monsters mixtape contest. As my boy Johnny 5 would say, "Robot Team kick your ass, Robot Team Kick your face, Robot Team kick your balls into outer space"
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Phil Collins on vocals
Buckethead on riffs/guitarish
Paz Lenchantin on bass/strings/piano/etc.
and that uh... Grohl guy on drums..


Roll With the Punches, they would call themselves.
6/15/07 2:20am
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James Iha on vocals / guitar
Max Cavalera on vocals / guitar
Bootsy Collins on Bass
Clyde Drexler on Fiddle
Sledg on drums.
6/15/07 9:23pm
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Quoting eric:
Clyde Drexler on Fiddle


FIDDLE RAWX!!!1 OMGZ
LAWLZ
6/16/07 1:25pm
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Quoting eric:
Clyde Drexler on Fiddle


Little known fact: he was called the Glide not for his basketball prowess, but for the way he caressed his fiddle.
6/19/07 5:39pm
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Quoting cst003:
Phil Collins on vocalsBuckethead on riffs/guitarishPaz Lenchantin on bass/strings/piano/etc.and that uh... Grohl guy on drums.. Roll With the Punches, they would call themselves.


How about Phil Collins on death row rather than vocals?
6/19/07 6:52pm
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Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.

Trick or treat!
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Beck + James Murhpy + John McCrea + Danger Mouse + MF Doom
6/20/07 10:36am
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the wu in 1992 (to 96)
6/25/07 3:15pm
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BREAKING NEWS: Team 97 slays Team 07 in fatal mixtaping battle. More news at 11.
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"band"
6/25/07 3:15pm
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Dolph Lundgren - Drums
Jean Claude Van Damme - Singer/Dancer
Steven Segal - Blues Guitar
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Trash Can Lids
Chuck Norris - Dead
Vin Deisel - Piano/Slide Guitar
Jackie Chan - Dance Dance Revolution

The band is called
"AAA: ALL-AMERICAN AWESOME"


6/26/07 1:17am
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BREAKING NEWS: Team 97 slays Team 07 in fatal mixtaping battle. More news at 11.
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the entire cast of 'making the band: season 2' + kenny g
6/26/07 8:01am
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Lamb Chop: synth
Captain Kangaroo: 6-string bass
Jem: vocals, stylist
Mister Rogers: lead guitar, harpsichord
Big Bird: drums
Tenderheart Care Bear: screams
Levar Burton from Reading Rainbow (pre-TNG): guitar, mandolin, piccolo flute

6/26/07 12:42pm
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These bands are getting better and better.
6/26/07 11:28pm
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BREAKING NEWS: Team 97 slays Team 07 in fatal mixtaping battle. More news at 11.
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hulk hogan + mark cuban
7/4/07 2:38pm
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Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
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Quoting sledgbrainerd:
Dolph Lundgren - DrumsJean Claude Van Damme - Singer/DancerSteven Segal - Blues GuitarArnold Schwarzenegger - Trash Can LidsChuck Norris - DeadVin Deisel - Piano/Slide GuitarJackie Chan - Dance Dance RevolutionThe band is called"AAA: ALL-AMERICAN AWESOME"


You're a genius. Except for Chuck Norris being dead. That is just plain stupid. Chuck is quality sledg. At least have him on crowd control.
7/5/07 12:40am