I will not crack...or pay for crack, unless it is free.
| I will not crack...or pay for crack, unless it is free. | |
| Created by: | beel |
| Tracks: | 18 |
| Length: | 01:13:59 |
| Keywords |
1. puppies 2. kittens 3. weeners |
| Created on | 4/27/07 6:23pm |
| Level | 4 |
| Points | 1857 |
| Total visitors | 49 |
| Unique visitors | 27 |
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These songs have touched me in many inappropriate ways. I am seeking counseling currently for all my problems. In the meantime, I am still allowed to eat jello and raisins and answer the phone by myself. No seriously, these songs are what I listen to when being dropped off at the hospital.
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| 1 | PJ Harvey : Sheela-Na-Gig (Peel 29.10.91) |
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Oh, Polly you dirty little hussy. shake your child bearing hips.
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Track 1 from The Peel Sessions 1991-2004
Length: 00:03:19 Year: 2006 |
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Oh, Polly you dirty little hussy. shake your child bearing hips. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Eminem : Shake That |
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Oh Eminem you nasty bitch ,stop marrying your ex a billion times. Plus she uses eyeliner as lip liner--will leave a ring around your weener.
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Track 2 from Curtain Call (Deluxe Version)
Length: 00:04:34 Year: 2005 |
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Oh Eminem you nasty bitch ,stop marrying your ex a billion times. Plus she uses eyeliner as lip liner--will leave a ring around your weener. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Replicator : Epoch |
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I have spasms every time this song comes on ;laljsdhlk;f jn;akdkfl;akhl;oo;i oi see what i mean; ;l['p;odf'dg SHOW MORE
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Track 3 from ""ep
Length: 00:07:00 Year: 2002 |
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I have spasms every time this song comes on ;laljsdhlk;f jn;akdkfl;akhl;oo;i oi see what i mean; ;l['p;odf'dg SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Ween : Transdermal Celebration |
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This song makes me want to skydive, but I won't do it because I am chicken ass scared.
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Track 4 from Quebec
Length: 00:03:26 Year: 2003 |
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This song makes me want to skydive, but I won't do it because I am chicken ass scared. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead : Caterwaul |
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don't ever eat gummy worms and drink seltzer afterwards.
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Track 5 from Worlds Apart
Length: 00:04:52 Year: 2005 |
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don't ever eat gummy worms and drink seltzer afterwards. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Probot : Centuries of Sin (w/ Cronos/ Venom) |
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I want to give someone a mullet while they are sleeping.
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Track 6 from Probot
Length: 00:04:09 Year: 2004 |
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I want to give someone a mullet while they are sleeping. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Faith No More : Be Aggressive |
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You should never let chickens feel they are the alpha bird. You have show them who is pack leader. I learned that from the Cock whisperer.
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Track 7 from Angel Dust
Length: 00:03:42 Year: 1992 |
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You should never let chickens feel they are the alpha bird. You have show them who is pack leader. I learned that from the Cock whisperer. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | At The Drive-In : Heliotrope |
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This song is served best with warm Nutella.
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Track 8 from Vaya
Length: 00:03:12 Year: 1997 |
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This song is served best with warm Nutella. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Plasmatics : Monkey Suit |
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Wendy O - she made wearing electrical tape stylish. It hurts when someone rips them off though. I am slave to fashion.
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Track 9 from New Hope For the Wretched
Length: 00:03:27 Year: 1980 |
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Wendy O - she made wearing electrical tape stylish. It hurts when someone rips them off though. I am slave to fashion. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | The Replacements : Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out |
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When I get my tonsils out, I will request this song. Do they still take them out?
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Track 10 from Let It Be
Length: 00:01:53 Year: 1984 |
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When I get my tonsils out, I will request this song. Do they still take them out? SHOW LESS
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| 11 | Bad Brains : I Against I |
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I eat Brains! oh and glass.
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Track 11 from I against I
Length: 00:02:50 Year: 1986 |
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I eat Brains! oh and glass. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Ministry : N.W.O. |
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I hum this to myself while baking puppies.
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Track 12 from ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ [Psalm 69]
Length: 00:05:30 Year: 1992 |
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I hum this to myself while baking puppies. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | flipper : Life |
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I saw them at CB's and my friend fell off the stage and cut her eyebrow open when this song was on. Oh the memories. Yes they continued to play while she bled to death.
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Track 13 from Blow'n Chunks
Length: 00:04:28 |
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I saw them at CB's and my friend fell off the stage and cut her eyebrow open when this song was on. Oh the memories. Yes they continued to play while she bled to death. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Rush : Tom Sawyer |
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My other friend fell off the stage when Rush was playing this song. Luckily he broke his neck and died immediately.
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Track 14 from Moving Pictures
Length: 00:04:34 Year: 1981 |
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My other friend fell off the stage when Rush was playing this song. Luckily he broke his neck and died immediately. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Pixies : Vamos (Live) |
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I am convinced I drank a whole keg of beer when I saw the Pixies. The only thing I remember is speaking German to a guy. I don't speak German. SHOW MORE
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Track 15 from Complete B-Sides
Length: 00:03:28 |
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I am convinced I drank a whole keg of beer when I saw the Pixies. The only thing I remember is speaking German to a guy. I don't speak German. SHOW LESS
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| 16 | Chemical Brothers : Block Rockin' Beats |
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don't you hate rug burns and ingrown hairs or ingrown hairs in your rug.
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Track 16 from Block Rockin' Beats
Length: 00:05:01 Year: 1997 |
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don't you hate rug burns and ingrown hairs or ingrown hairs in your rug. SHOW LESS
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| 17 | Afrika Bambaata : World Destruction (Meltdown Remix) |
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BAMBAATA & LYDON. who would a thunk they would have such beautiful babies. Too bad they were all eaten.
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Track 17 from Zulu Groove
Length: 00:05:34 Year: 1997 |
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BAMBAATA & LYDON. who would a thunk they would have such beautiful babies. Too bad they were all eaten. SHOW LESS
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| 18 | Faith No More : Das Schutzenfest |
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A nice Polka to end with. Schnitzel and weiners for everyone!!! SHOW MORE
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Track 18 from Songs To Make Love To
Length: 00:03:00 Year: 1993 |
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A nice Polka to end with. Schnitzel and weiners for everyone!!! SHOW LESS
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World Destruction. I bloody fogot about that record. I should be shot! Thanks for bringing it back into view.
4/28/07 2:46am
