Seduce a Hipster in 14 Easy Tracks
| Seduce a Hipster in 14 Easy Tracks | |
| Created by: | spectacularview |
| Tracks: | 14 |
| Length: | 00:51:37 |
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1. Dirty hipster 2. who you want 3. to fuck |
| Created on | 12/8/07 5:42pm |
| Level | 5 |
| Points | 2275 |
| Total visitors | 54 |
| Unique visitors | 31 |
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Tallon and I have been trying to get it together long enough to make a joint mix for quite a while now. Kids, it was worth the wait. Here is Tallon and Nicole's: How to: seduce a hipster... read and learn my friends.
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| 1 | Dirty Projectors : No More |
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Have him meet you at your apartment so he can look through your books and records before you guys go anywhere. Its the best way to show off your awesome taste and you don't have to say a word. This will allow you to talk about Henry Miller and Celine later on without sounding too pretentious. You should also have the dirty projectors playing when he walks in since Dave Longstreth is most likely his hero. Let talk about what a genius he his long enough to drink a couple PBRs.
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Track 1 from Rise Above
Length: 00:03:48 Year: 2007 |
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Have him meet you at your apartment so he can look through your books and records before you guys go anywhere. Its the best way to show off your awesome taste and you don't have to say a word. This will allow you to talk about Henry Miller and Celine later on without sounding too pretentious. You should also have the dirty projectors playing when he walks in since Dave Longstreth is most likely his hero. Let talk about what a genius he his long enough to drink a couple PBRs. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Death from Above 1979 : Romantic Rights |
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You can never go wrong with this song. Its sexy and its got tons of hipster street cred. Let it be the last song you listen to before you leave the house so it will be in his head on the subway. Use the train ride to ask him about his band/art/writing. Its too loud to really hear him anyway.
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Track 2 from You're A Woman, I'm A Machine
Length: 00:03:15 Year: 2004 |
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You can never go wrong with this song. Its sexy and its got tons of hipster street cred. Let it be the last song you listen to before you leave the house so it will be in his head on the subway. Use the train ride to ask him about his band/art/writing. Its too loud to really hear him anyway. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Elvis Costello and The Attractions : Honey, Are You Straight or Are You Blind? |
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The Dj will be playing something cute like this when you walk into Rififi because its Friday night and the TRASH! dance party is just getting underway. Walk those tight ass black jeans up to the bar and order a couple gin and tonics before you hit the dance floor. Use this time to have a conversation about something useless like the vegan thanksgiving potluck where you met. This way you can stand really close and graze your lips against his earlobe when you talk. Its loud in here. How else will he hear about your recipe for the perfect tofurkey?
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Track 3 from Blood & Chocolate
Length: 00:02:08 Year: 1986 |
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The Dj will be playing something cute like this when you walk into Rififi because its Friday night and the TRASH! dance party is just getting underway. Walk those tight ass black jeans up to the bar and order a couple gin and tonics before you hit the dance floor. Use this time to have a conversation about something useless like the vegan thanksgiving potluck where you met. This way you can stand really close and graze your lips against his earlobe when you talk. Its loud in here. How else will he hear about your recipe for the perfect tofurkey? SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Justice : D.A.N.C.E. |
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When Justice comes on its time to fucking dance. You might as well call this endgame because there is nothing hotter than a skinny dark haired girl in tight jeans shaking her ass to something as sweet as this.
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Track 4 from †
Length: 00:04:32 Year: 2007 |
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When Justice comes on its time to fucking dance. You might as well call this endgame because there is nothing hotter than a skinny dark haired girl in tight jeans shaking her ass to something as sweet as this. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Young Love : Too Young to Fight it |
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Certain boys don't like to dance to this song for some reason. It might have something to do with the fact that as soon as it comes on 95% of the girls on the dance floor make some comment in regards to how fucking beautiful he is. Let him go get you another PBR and watch you dance with your friends. You're fucking hot.
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Track 5 from Too Young to Fight it
Length: 00:03:21 Year: 2007 |
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Certain boys don't like to dance to this song for some reason. It might have something to do with the fact that as soon as it comes on 95% of the girls on the dance floor make some comment in regards to how fucking beautiful he is. Let him go get you another PBR and watch you dance with your friends. You're fucking hot. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | CSS : Love and Listen To The Death From Above |
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By this time you're both pretty wasted. You especially considering the fact that you've eaten zero today in anticipation of this date. Dude, a girl has got to stay slim when dating boys who wear a pant size that is the same if not smaller than her's. This is also about time you both start feeling comfortable enough in your drunken state to confess how badly you want to get some blow. Take this opportunity to tell him that you like to fuck on coke.
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Track 6 from Let's Make Love and Listen To The Death From Above- EP
Length: 00:03:33 Year: 2006 |
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By this time you're both pretty wasted. You especially considering the fact that you've eaten zero today in anticipation of this date. Dude, a girl has got to stay slim when dating boys who wear a pant size that is the same if not smaller than her's. This is also about time you both start feeling comfortable enough in your drunken state to confess how badly you want to get some blow. Take this opportunity to tell him that you like to fuck on coke. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | The Smiths : There Is a Light That Never Goes Out |
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OK, fuck it. This is my song. Its also what the Dj plays when he's trying to wind things down. It'll be playing when you make out outside the girls' bathroom.
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Track 7 from The Queen is Dead
Length: 00:04:03 Year: 1985 |
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OK, fuck it. This is my song. Its also what the Dj plays when he's trying to wind things down. It'll be playing when you make out outside the girls' bathroom. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Minus the Bear : Get Me Naked 2: Electric Boogaloo |
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The Dj is done which means you've got to get into the bathroom, take that last key bump, and grab a cab before the bartender starts playing abba and the mood is ruined. You'll most likely have to hail the cab because for some reason hipster boys are really bad at it. What they are good at is fooling around in the back seats of them. Oh, fun times.
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Track 8 from Highly Refined Pirates
Length: 00:04:09 Year: 2002 |
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The Dj is done which means you've got to get into the bathroom, take that last key bump, and grab a cab before the bartender starts playing abba and the mood is ruined. You'll most likely have to hail the cab because for some reason hipster boys are really bad at it. What they are good at is fooling around in the back seats of them. Oh, fun times. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Cold War Kids : We Used To Vacation |
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Cold war kids is what you put on when you get home. They're fucking sexy and he definitely likes them. Besides, you want to slow things down a bit. You're drunk and a little yipped up which means you're both really enjoying the sound of your own voices. This is prime hipster conversation territory. You can both talk all you want and not listen to what the other person is saying AT ALL. In other words you're both having an awesome time.
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Track 9 from Robbers And Cowards
Length: 00:04:03 Year: 2006 |
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Cold war kids is what you put on when you get home. They're fucking sexy and he definitely likes them. Besides, you want to slow things down a bit. You're drunk and a little yipped up which means you're both really enjoying the sound of your own voices. This is prime hipster conversation territory. You can both talk all you want and not listen to what the other person is saying AT ALL. In other words you're both having an awesome time. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Beirut : Postcards From Italy |
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So, you've covered hipster literature, music, and your mutual obsession for all things french. You've debated over whether Holly Golightly was a prostitute, your definitions of the words "art" and "sell out," and checked to see if there are any new pics on Dash Snow's website. You've also drank a six pack of PBR and finished the coke.
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Track 10 from Gulag Orkestar
Length: 00:04:17 Year: 2006 |
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So, you've covered hipster literature, music, and your mutual obsession for all things french. You've debated over whether Holly Golightly was a prostitute, your definitions of the words "art" and "sell out," and checked to see if there are any new pics on Dash Snow's website. You've also drank a six pack of PBR and finished the coke. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | Beach House : Lovelier Girl |
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You put this song on because you wanted to make out. NOT because you wanted to hear his story about seeing beach house at Union Hall and going to the after party. God!
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Track 11 from Beach House
Length: 00:03:02 Year: 2006 |
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You put this song on because you wanted to make out. NOT because you wanted to hear his story about seeing beach house at Union Hall and going to the after party. God! SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Feist : The Simple Story (With Jane Birkin) |
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Everyone loves feist, but he's the kind of guy who loves b-sides and remixes. He thinks Jane Birkin is soo beautiful. He says that with your hair cut you sort of have a "Jane Birkin thing" going on. You knew you like this one.
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Track 12 from Open Season: Remixes and Collabs
Length: 00:03:56 Year: 2006 |
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Everyone loves feist, but he's the kind of guy who loves b-sides and remixes. He thinks Jane Birkin is soo beautiful. He says that with your hair cut you sort of have a "Jane Birkin thing" going on. You knew you like this one. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Camera Obscura : Let's Go Bowling |
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He's taken over the music picks. You knew it would happen eventually. Looking through your itunes library is the final judgement, but he's got ulterior motives. No boy plays camera obscura unless he's trying to get in your pants.
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Track 13 from Biggest Bluest Hi-Fi
Length: 00:02:46 Year: 2004 |
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He's taken over the music picks. You knew it would happen eventually. Looking through your itunes library is the final judgement, but he's got ulterior motives. No boy plays camera obscura unless he's trying to get in your pants. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Jeff Buckley : Everybody Here Wants You |
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"You know what song I love?" he says right before he puts on Jeff Buckley. Psh, and you thought you had to seduce him?! Now just hope he's good in bed.
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Track 14 from Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
Length: 00:04:44 |
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"You know what song I love?" he says right before he puts on Jeff Buckley. Psh, and you thought you had to seduce him?! Now just hope he's good in bed. SHOW LESS
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The 250th Album Badge
I never thought of Camera Obscura as make-out music. Perhaps because it was a formerly a soundtrack of unrequited love for me at one time.
I saw some weird stuff on the L train. Good heavens.
Props for Elvis c.
I saw some weird stuff on the L train. Good heavens.
Props for Elvis c.
8/28/09 9:37am
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coy and catchy while maintaning an ironic distance. my nerd glasses are fogging.
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The Halloween 2007 Badge
is that taxi comment a reference to lua. i just realised that.
12/13/07 6:37pm
