Funkless, Souless: Alternative songs for and about sex

Funkless, Souless: Alternative songs for and about sex
Created by: chimp_and_zee
Tracks: 13
Length: 00:52:40
Keywords 1. Sex
2. Groove
3. Fuck
Created on 9/1/06 2:39pm
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description:
Personally, the idea of getting "my goove on" to Barry White, or Prince or any other funk or soul music just gives me the boke and makes me go limp. Thus, I felt I would do my service to the world by compiling a small mix of alternative songs, for and about sex.

"I wanna hold you and make you mine
Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
Livin’ in ecstasy, well, when you’re layin’ down next to me
Ooh...ooh...wee, ecstasy, when you’re layin’ here with me, uh-huh"

tracklist

1 Violent Femmes : Add It Up
"Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Maybe it's down to luck,
but I've waited my whole life for just one..."
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Track 1 from Violent Femmes
Length: 00:04:43
Year: 1983
Track Description:
"Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Maybe it's down to luck,
but I've waited my whole life for just one..."
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2 Portishead : Roads
Picking one song from this band was no easy task, and I'm sure most people are aware of just why. I almost went with "Firefly" from the s/t, but ended up here, because that 16th note hi-hat groove is just so tight and it really just drives the whole song along and gives it a little extra push without making it to fast, which is perfect. That and the bassline about 3:20, oh baby. The strings might put you off a bit though...
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Track 2 from Dummy
Length: 00:05:09
Year: 1994
Track Description:
Picking one song from this band was no easy task, and I'm sure most people are aware of just why. I almost went with "Firefly" from the s/t, but ended up here, because that 16th note hi-hat groove is just so tight and it really just drives the whole song along and gives it a little extra push without making it to fast, which is perfect. That and the bassline about 3:20, oh baby. The strings might put you off a bit though...
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3 Orchid : Let's Commodify Sexuality
"Sex sells more records than rock
So let's fuck and forget the background hum"

I love the lyrics to this song, and the other Orchid songs that touch on this, as it both condemns sex in advertising (something I personally dispise, not because I'm a prude, but I think it trivialises the most personal thing we have) but points out how the act of sex can be used as one of empowerment and self worth
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Track 3 from Gatefold
Length: 00:01:40
Track Description:
"Sex sells more records than rock
So let's fuck and forget the background hum"

I love the lyrics to this song, and the other Orchid songs that touch on this, as it both condemns sex in advertising (something I personally dispise, not because I'm a prude, but I think it trivialises the most personal thing we have) but points out how the act of sex can be used as one of empowerment and self worth
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4 Mazzy Star : Fade Into You
I think the title really says it all, but it's got that crucial just above mid-tempo feel to it for when things start heating up, that and it's got a really stong down beat which helps drive the song (and potentially more) on.
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Track 4 from So Tonight That I Might See
Length: 00:04:55
Year: 1993
Track Description:
I think the title really says it all, but it's got that crucial just above mid-tempo feel to it for when things start heating up, that and it's got a really stong down beat which helps drive the song (and potentially more) on.
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5 The Cure : The Love Cats
"We should have eachother for tea,
We should have eachother with cream"

J'adore The Cure, enough to probably spell that French phrase and really not care, but whatever.
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Track 5 from Staring At The Sea: The Singles 1979-1985
Length: 00:03:39
Year: 1986
Track Description:
"We should have eachother for tea,
We should have eachother with cream"

J'adore The Cure, enough to probably spell that French phrase and really not care, but whatever.
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6 Explosions In The Sky... : Remember Me as a Time of Day
This song was picked over the top of the rest for its lack of chaotic (well, to chaotic for this mix atleast) distortion parts, that and it's absolutely etheral and wonderful for this cause. Oh yeah, that bit where the drums come back in about 3:40 aswell... maaaaaaan!
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Track 6 from How Strange, Innocence
Length: 00:05:27
Year: 2000
Track Description:
This song was picked over the top of the rest for its lack of chaotic (well, to chaotic for this mix atleast) distortion parts, that and it's absolutely etheral and wonderful for this cause. Oh yeah, that bit where the drums come back in about 3:40 aswell... maaaaaaan!
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7 Rilo Kiley : Portions for Foxes
"And the talkin' leads to touchin'
and the touchin' leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left"

This song has the added bonue of being goddamn catchy, allthough maybe a bit polished and toned down
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Track 7 from More Adventurous
Length: 00:04:46
Year: 2004
Track Description:
"And the talkin' leads to touchin'
and the touchin' leads to sex
and then there is no mystery left"

This song has the added bonue of being goddamn catchy, allthough maybe a bit polished and toned down
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8 robert johnson : Little Queen Of Spades (Take 2)
"Now, little girl, since I am the king, baby, and you is a queen
Ooo eee, since I am the king baby, and you is a queen
Le's us put our heads together, hoo fair brown, then we can make our money green"

This song follows the classic blues way of being subtle smut, it appears to be about a female gambling addict, but... well, yeah
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Track 8 from The Complete Recordings: Disc 2
Length: 00:02:17
Track Description:
"Now, little girl, since I am the king, baby, and you is a queen
Ooo eee, since I am the king baby, and you is a queen
Le's us put our heads together, hoo fair brown, then we can make our money green"

This song follows the classic blues way of being subtle smut, it appears to be about a female gambling addict, but... well, yeah
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9 Yeah Yeah Yeahs : Bang
"My skin tonight is a blazing
but i don't think you're my type
what i need tonights the real thing
i need the real thing tonight

As a Fuck son, you sucked [x8]"

There is also that really filty and jerky feel to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs which just sounds like the aural embodiment of awkward teenage sexuality
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Track 9 from Yeah Yeah Yeahs EP
Length: 00:03:09
Year: 2001
Track Description:
"My skin tonight is a blazing
but i don't think you're my type
what i need tonights the real thing
i need the real thing tonight

As a Fuck son, you sucked [x8]"

There is also that really filty and jerky feel to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs which just sounds like the aural embodiment of awkward teenage sexuality
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10 Sunny Day Real Estate : 48
Oh man, the verses for this song are so beautiful, the vocals and the guitars and the way that snare pattern sits so softly underneath it is just perfect, they also set up so well for the super loud chorus which has a real thrust to it (excuse the bad tasteless pun)
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Track 10 from Diary
Length: 00:04:46
Year: 1994
Track Description:
Oh man, the verses for this song are so beautiful, the vocals and the guitars and the way that snare pattern sits so softly underneath it is just perfect, they also set up so well for the super loud chorus which has a real thrust to it (excuse the bad tasteless pun)
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11 Earth : Raiford (The Felon Wind)
This one is has to be my favourite, it's nice and slow (for those tender love making sessions) and it has a little bit of swing feel to add a slight groove to help you along. It's also got that slightly dark/depressing feel, but not too much so it won't cause any distractions.
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Track 11 from HEX: Or Printing in the Infernal Method
Length: 00:07:21
Year: 2005
Track Description:
This one is has to be my favourite, it's nice and slow (for those tender love making sessions) and it has a little bit of swing feel to add a slight groove to help you along. It's also got that slightly dark/depressing feel, but not too much so it won't cause any distractions.
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12 Sleater-Kinney : Male Model
"You always measure me by him
Don't get me wrong
I'm not opposed to something big"

To be honest, it's more a song about female empowerment but it totally goes along with Violent Femmes and Yeah Yeah Yeahs for the awkward, jerky but somehow sexual vibe
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Track 12 from All Hands on the Bad One
Length: 00:02:32
Year: 2000
Track Description:
"You always measure me by him
Don't get me wrong
I'm not opposed to something big"

To be honest, it's more a song about female empowerment but it totally goes along with Violent Femmes and Yeah Yeah Yeahs for the awkward, jerky but somehow sexual vibe
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13 The One AM Radio : Thin Air
It's that crisp lo-fi hip hop beat in the background and how it just sets up the guitar and vocals so well, this empitomises my view of songs that are great for fooling aorund to.
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Track 13 from A Cloud's Fear Of Kites
Length: 00:02:16
Year: 2004
Track Description:
It's that crisp lo-fi hip hop beat in the background and how it just sets up the guitar and vocals so well, this empitomises my view of songs that are great for fooling aorund to.
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