Mmmm Brains!

You're contest is a hard one girl! I like the challenge!! be good and drink raspberry lambic!! MMMMMMMmmmmmm!!!

I want to eat those beautiful brains of yours. Hope you defeated the boredom.

hey girl! i am bored and don't want to work. I want to go to a waterpark or something and go down a ridiculously large water slide getting a bathing suit wedgie and then drinking ice cold beer and eating a hotdog or hamburger with a lot of relish, mustard, onions, ketchup and a huge amount of fries with mayo or gravy on the side.

The box will be in fate's hands!!!!!

Oh, vacation is the kind of word I wanna hear! It sounds so... distant.

Don't worry, I'll only panic about the box until it's sent and delivered. What happens then is out of my hands.

hey there! Just got back from vacation. I am a tan mutha...
I will accept anything you want to send. Don't worry or go nuts about what to put in it. I am sure whatever it turns out to be, it will be fun.
Thank you for all the honorary shots, drinks, etc. I appreciate it.
I drank too many margaritas last night, being that it was my last day of vacation. I don't think I remember my glass ever being empty....the bartender kept filling it up....scary.

I think I got it wrong, perhaps. I am anything BUT a sugar freak, missy. I actually began buying a lot more candy/chocolate almost a year ago when you proposed the idea to me (half joking, I know, but who cares, I decided to come around). And I still haven't collected A LOT, just enough to fill a medium-sized box, I reckon. I'm sorry if candy wrappers means CANDY and not just the paper - I have given up on my dictionary, I drive on instinct. Me so silly. Let me know what you had in mind, 'cause I can't get this off mine now!

Aw, that's sad. Really. I am holding on to my Will tee good, don't you worry.

Well, WOO FOR YOU once again!!! You have no idea how many Kahlua flavored drinks and shots I had in your name last friday. You're gonna rock the party in late August.

Thanks darlin'! Birthday was good. It was pretty low-key. I plan to have a party maybe late August called, "I am ready to celebrate my birthday, birthday party".
Sadly, Magnetic Field closed a couple of months ago. The owners thought it was time to do other things. So if you still have that t-shirt- it's a collector's item (somewhat).
Empty candy wrappers!! You a sugar freak? :)
I think I drank a little too much saki last night. Those little cups fool me everytime!
love to you to little sis! Be well!
#1 Brooklyn Fan

Sweet sweet Beel, I had no idea it was your birthday! I would've sent a package with the (empty!, beel, they're empty! no candy inside) candy paper a week ago then.

Get up on that horse and ride into the sunset! You rock, I love you. I hope you had a lovely birthday - I bet you celebrated grand at the Magnetic Field!? :)

Once again, Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much love,
Your #1 crazy fan

Sweet sweet Beel, I had no idea it was your birthday! I would've sent a package with the (empty!, beel, they're empty! no candy inside) candy paper a week ago then.

Get up on that horse and ride into the sunset! You rock, I love you. I hope you had a lovely birthday - I bet you celebrated grand at the Magnetic Field!? :)

Once again, Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Bea,
I will surely look forward to the wonderful assortment of candy. I can't wait to experience a body numbing sugar coma while my teeth slowly fall out.
Sorry about life at home. Aren't grandmothers supposed to do that kind of stuff anyway, like shake their finger at you and call people "shameless whores"- otherwise how would be know who or what "shameless whores" are. You see no one talks about the "shameful whores" anymore because they are SO predictable.
It's my birthday today. I feel like a louse. My birthday song is Werewolf/ cocorosie style.
Cheers! Keep the photo in the frame but make back up photocopies of it. Everytime she says something about it, give your g'ma a big hug and kiss.
Cheers again!
xoxo
B

Hi beel,
Things are barely all right, and yes, I do! My stack of candy wraps is growing fast, I've almost filled an entire drawer (paying my homage to Science of Sleep). Now I just need something gorgeous to throw in there and I'm ready to post it.

How are your days?

Best,
Bea.

PS.
Today, my younger cousin gave me a framed picture of Daria Werbowy cut out from Vogue, and I simply adore it - I've been drooling over that particular shot for some time. My grandmother however walked in, called the model a shameless whore and told me to replace the picture with something "decent". I'm going mad here.

Dear you,
Thanks for the lovely note. You don't have to send me anything. How's things?

xoxoxB

Nope. No big freakin' bag. It's OK, though, jelly beans are just amazing.

Wow. That's very healthy and very Asian and very spicy, innit? I usually ignore the pickled ginger when I'm having sushi.

$15 for jelly beans!!! I hope it's a big freakin bag!
Hey you deserve to give yourself gifts every once in a while right? that's what instant gratification was made for.
Lately I have been craving and eating kimchi and pickled ginger.

I don't work in a restaurant. Grocery shop. And it's boring. But only on weekends so far. Can't complain, though - it allows me to indulge myself. A few days ago it payed for a D&G purse. I know, I'm horrible.

It's same old same old with the folks - they are going away for the holidays, but they won't leave me with the keys, so I'm forced to spend the summer at my grandparents' house. That sucks a huge motherfucking cock.

Other than that, it's all good. I got my bag of $15 Jelly Belly jelly beans to last the rest of the weekend. Buttered Popcorn, anyone?

hey jelly bean, so after the exams it's smooth sailing for a couple of months.
do you work in a restaurant? i think you might have told me, but I forgot.
My plans for summer are just to chill out I guess. I can't believe its almost summer.
I never thought jelly beans would be pricey--
how's things at home?
xoxo

I've been busy, too, that's why I can't find time to be on the Internet... School's kind of over, because all we do is talk about the forthcoming two exams and tests we have to do in June, then we're on break. So I've been busy doing good stuff instead. :)

Work is fine, as well. I'm covering all weekends from now on, and more shifts when school's off. I'm going to be loaded when summer break is over.

Strawberries are the shit! I'm craving Ben & Jerry's and Jelly Beans like mad! Very, very expensive obsessions of mine, the prizes are ridiculous over here.

What's new? Plans for summer?

oh, i'm just working like a little bitch.... I need to take a week long break from my computer or something.
you been ok? still working?
latest obsession- strawberries. i've been craving them like mad!! Mad I tell you!!

Part of it, yes. What have you been up to?

Purple potatoes, yum.