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Fuck you very much. Good night.
| Fuck you very much. Good night. | |
| Created by: | sour_times |
| Tracks: | 16 |
| Length: | 00:59:07 |
| Keywords |
1. purple rain 2. purple rain 3. purple rain |
| Created on | 5/02/08 06:51pm |
| Level | 4 |
| Points | 1944 |
| Total visitors | 44 |
| Unique visitors | 23 |
description:
A true tale of puppy love gone awry. (If you know where the cover art came from, I love you a lot.)
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| 1 | Nat King Cole : Repeat After Me |
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Teresa: Say you're in love with a monkey. Me: Okay. Teresa: SAY IT. SHOW MORE
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Track 17 from Very Best of Nat King Cole
Length: 00:01:32 Year: 2006 |
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Teresa: Say you're in love with a monkey. Me: Okay. Teresa: SAY IT. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | The Mountain Goats : Tell Me on a Sunday |
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Me: I'm in love with a monkey. Teresa: Who will never love you back. Me: Who will never love me back [...] SHOW MORE
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Length: 00:03:16 Year: |
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Me: I'm in love with a monkey. Teresa: Who will never love you back. Me: Who will never love me back. Teresa: Because he is a stupid primate fucker that doesn't date outside of his own kind. Me: Because of what you just said. Teresa: Word-for-word. Me: Because he is a stupid primate fucker that doesn't date outside of his own kind. Teresa: Good. Now was that so hard? SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Ween : Your Party |
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I am twelve years old. It's sixth grade and I'm getting ready for the big dance. I am a fucking mess. My mothe [...]
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Track 13 from La Cucaracha
Length: 00:04:08 Year: 2007 |
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I am twelve years old. It's sixth grade and I'm getting ready for the big dance. I am a fucking mess. My mother had bought me a short red minidress that hit me mid-thigh to show off my stupid skinny snipe legs. I am going to wear it to the dance in the hopes of winning over Jason Swain. I am head over heels in love with Jason Swain. He is beautiful. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | 311 : Champagne |
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I want him to be my husband. I want to host dinner parties with hors d'oeuvres and little plastic flutes full [...]
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Track 7 from From Chaos
Length: 00:03:05 Year: 2001 |
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I want him to be my husband. I want to host dinner parties with hors d'oeuvres and little plastic flutes full of champagne with him at my side, greeting guests in the foyer of our Spanish villa on the oceanfront. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Rasputina : Our Lies |
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The interior will be insanely white and clean, like an institution. The furniture will put you to sleep as soo [...]
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Track 12 from Cabin Fever!
Length: 00:03:09 Year: 2002 |
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The interior will be insanely white and clean, like an institution. The furniture will put you to sleep as soon as you sit down on it and it envelops you in its plushitude. Everyone will know who we are. We'll be published in the newspaper society page every week, smiling brilliantly and causing all the world to be jealous of our sheer beauty. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | The Dresden Dolls : Coin-Operated Boy |
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I couldn't even tell you what it was about Jason Swain that made me love him so. He never gave me the slightes [...]
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Track 6 from The Dresden Dolls
Length: 00:04:46 Year: 2006 |
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I couldn't even tell you what it was about Jason Swain that made me love him so. He never gave me the slightest bit of encouragement. If I was lucky, he'd raise an eyebrow in curiosity or pity once in a while. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds : Do You Love Me? |
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He never even noticed how I always used his first and last name every time I talked to him. I did this because [...]
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Track 1 from Let Love In
Length: 00:05:56 Year: 1994 |
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He never even noticed how I always used his first and last name every time I talked to him. I did this because he was a revered object of abject affection. Pure was my preteen love. Pure he was in turn. I put on cherry-flavored chapstick in front of the mirror and try to smooth my hair. It was, after all, a special occasion. I slip on my mary janes and wait for my mother out by the car. We make the trip in silence until she stops the car and says, "I'll be back in two hours. Have fun." SHOW LESS
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| 8 | De La Soul : Me Myself and I |
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I nod and walk to the gymnasium in hopes of finding a familiar face. Without a friend in sight, I s [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 20 from 3 feet high and rising
Length: 00:03:50 Year: 1989 |
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I nod and walk to the gymnasium in hopes of finding a familiar face. Without a friend in sight, I step inside. The music is deafeningly loud. I hear Peter Cetera telling me that he is a man who will fight for my honor. While that is very nice to know, it isn't Peter who I want at all. I see Jason Swain on the other side of the gym. He really is beautiful, retainer and all. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | The Geraldine Fibbers : Jolene |
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He is talking to a girl. Her back is to me. It doesn't matter who she is, I want her to die. Overcome by anger [...]
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Track 2 from What Part of Get Thee Gone Don't You Understand?
Length: 00:03:04 Year: 1997 |
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He is talking to a girl. Her back is to me. It doesn't matter who she is, I want her to die. Overcome by anger, I stalk into the cafeteria and ask for a Diet Coke. I gulp it down and ask for another. Teresa is suddenly beside me. "Hey!" she says. "Mrffggrufpl," I grumble in reply. "Oh," she answers. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Lou Reed : Walk on the Wild Side |
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We walk back to the gymnasium. Madonna wants to dress us up in her love. All over. All over. A girl named Lace [...]
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Track 5 from Transformer
Length: 00:04:07 Year: 1972 |
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We walk back to the gymnasium. Madonna wants to dress us up in her love. All over. All over. A girl named Lacey Jones is dragging her friends out onto the dance floor with a maniacal grin on her face, shrieking, "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?" Teresa mutters, "Oh, just my dignity." I nod in agreement and scan the room for my beloved. Lacey is going to be a drug addict who blows guys for tiny bottles of cocaine when she grows up. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | The Breeders : Hag |
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A familiar riff starts to blare through the speakers. My heart jumps into my throat as I see Jason Swain lead [...]
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Track 12 from Last Splash
Length: 00:02:55 Year: 1993 |
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A familiar riff starts to blare through the speakers. My heart jumps into my throat as I see Jason Swain lead Amanda Wentz into the middle of the gymnasium and start to slow-dance with her. (...I never meant to cause you any sorrow...I never meant to cause you any pain...) She has her arms wrapped around his neck. His hands are on her waist. They are doing the zombie shuffle. (...I only want to see you bathing in the purple rain...) I want to die. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Veruca Salt : Used to Know Her |
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"Jesus, are you all right?" asked Teresa. The answer is obviously no. My fists are clenched. My nails are digg [...]
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Track 7 from Resolver
Length: 00:04:34 Year: 2001 |
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"Jesus, are you all right?" asked Teresa. The answer is obviously no. My fists are clenched. My nails are digging into my palm. I am so consumed by rage that I cannot even see straight. Or is that because I left my glasses at home? (...I just wanted to be some kind of friend...) I march over to Jason Swain, love of my life so far, and shove Amanda the hussy away from him. He gives me his patented raised eyebrow and I burst into tears. "YOU STUPID FUCKER!" I scream at him. (...Honey, I know, I know, times are changing... ) SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Chumbawamba : Mouthful of Shit |
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"What in the world is wrong with you?" Jason Swain asks with shock, helping a stunned Amanda to her feet. We w [...]
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Track 11 from Anarchy
Length: 00:03:47 Year: 1994 |
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"What in the world is wrong with you?" Jason Swain asks with shock, helping a stunned Amanda to her feet. We won't speak to each other until high school. Then I will talk her into very bad things and never speak to her again. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Dinosaur Jr. : Yeah Right |
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"YOU STUPID PRIMATE FUCKER!" I scream louder and slap Jason Swain across his beautiful face. He is going to fo [...]
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Track 3 from Without a Sound
Length: 00:02:47 Year: 1994 |
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"YOU STUPID PRIMATE FUCKER!" I scream louder and slap Jason Swain across his beautiful face. He is going to forget who I am, then ask me out when I get my figure and I'm going to take great pleasure in denying him the opportunity. (...Let me guide you to the purple rain... ) SHOW LESS
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| 15 | The Yayhoos : Baby I Love You |
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Teresa grabs my hand and takes me upstairs to the locker room. She dabs at my eyes with the corner of her shir [...]
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Track 9 from Fear Not the Obvious
Length: 00:04:00 Year: 0000 |
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Teresa grabs my hand and takes me upstairs to the locker room. She dabs at my eyes with the corner of her shirt. She is going to be a great mother but a lousy wife. SHOW LESS
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| 16 | Berlin : The Metro |
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I ride home from the dance with my mother, as silent as I was on the ride over. When "Purple Rain" comes onto [...]
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Track 5 from Pleasure Victim
Length: 00:04:11 Year: 1982 |
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I ride home from the dance with my mother, as silent as I was on the ride over. When "Purple Rain" comes onto the radio, I stomp at the panel until it turns off. My mother, unlike Jason Swain, doesn't even raise an eyebrow. SHOW LESS
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Tag Board
The Festivus '08 Badge
Frank Costanza:
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
Festivus For The Rest Of Us, MTC 2008
awarded on 2009-03-07
Level 28
Dinosaur Jr... you've won my heart. Beautiful!
10/01/08 06:31pm
Mixtape Contest XXIV - Hell - 3rd Place
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Much like the Black Knight, persistence is the key. Keep trying and you wil soon rise to first place on the winning team! Congrats.
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Much like the Black Knight, persistence is the key. Keep trying and you wil soon rise to first place on the winning team! Congrats.
awarded on 2008-11-02
Level 16
Thanks to you both!
5/03/08 08:54pm
Mixtape Potpourri II: Third Place
A random badge for a random mix, Serious Cat is mildly amused by your mix. Congrats on third.
Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
awarded on 2007-07-14
Level 26
i thoroughly enjoyed this. Nice bad seeds track
5/03/08 06:56pm
The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
"Stupid primate fucker"... Aww, this is a good story. I love the Ween track, and Dresden Dolls.
5/03/08 04:15pm
