"At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill."



Hey, I'm Neal.
Even though my some of my favorite artists may seem generic, I most definitely do not base my preference on popular opinion.
I consider my self well rounded and often a strict critic.

It's pretty hard to pick 5 (or 10 in my case) favorite artists.
My list will probably change frequently.

But most importantly, I love pretty much everybody.