This mix has the sound of cat being fucked inside of a running dryer, but with a tighter rhythm section. 14 tracks of bands popping blister puss on your face in stereo. 14 bands who would borrow $10 off you, promising to pay back on Tuesday, but never doing so, leaving you asking yourself," why do they have act like that? Why must I trust the clichéd irresponsible type?" 14 bands that would co-star in a odd couple-style sitcom with you (here's a hint: you're the prissy, emasculated one who's always being woken up by the sound of that girl you had a crush on being gangbanged by a garage band). 14 bands comprised of men who just aren't very nice people. They will always end up hurting your feelings. They will pee on your toilet seat and not be lucid enough to know it happened, let alone clean it up. But you will love them anyway.

There's something abrasive in every song. Whether it be the the loud mix, the fuzzed-out guitars, or the dude yelping at the top of his lungs about how his stomach hurts and his nose is bleeding. Loud, dumb fun. With a mix full of song titles like "I Miss Her Beer" and "Anonymous Gay Sex", you can't go wrong.



I've always been a deep sleeper. Normal alarm clocks are inept for dealing with the coma that is a night's rest for me. Back when I wasn't so vehemently anti-television, I used to use it's alarm, volume blasted, tuned to Telemundo for an added disorienting, "What the fuck is going on? Did my bedroom move to Mexico" feel. Now, I use this free PC alarm clock. All of the songs in this mix are perfect for my sleeping problem. In fact, I've programmed every single one of them at one point in time on my alarm. By the time I've gotten up to run across the room and kick the power switch in on my subwoofer, I'm too wound up to fall back asleep. Its kind of hard to do so when you're having a panic attack. And therein lies the concept, I guess: music that will give you a panic attack. Enjoy! Download the fuck out of the link below! Turn the volume up all the way! Destroy your roommates "me" time! Viva la quelque chose ou une autre!

http://rapidshare.de/fi les/27707346/Learn_From_Pie.zip.html