Music to Make Babies With

Music to Make Babies With
Created by: shortbus
Tracks: 15
Length: 01:16:10
Keywords 1. Crazy
2. Sexy
3. Cool
Created on 5/24/06 1:46am
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description:
Heavy petting? No problem. Foreplay? For sure. Doin' it like rabbits? You better believe it! Post coital cuddle? Wouldn't have it any other way.

tracklist

1 Dave Matthews Band : Crash Into Me
Beautiful, sexual, and very well-written song to ease into things. You can hate on DMB all you want (in fact I will probably join you), but you cannot hate on this song.
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Track 1 from Crash
Length: 00:05:16
Year: 1996
Track Description:
Beautiful, sexual, and very well-written song to ease into things. You can hate on DMB all you want (in fact I will probably join you), but you cannot hate on this song.
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2 Garbage : #1 Crush
Ruffing things up a bit. A little dirty, a little erotic, a lotta perfect for that heavy petting you just started.
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Track 2 from Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack
Length: 00:04:46
Year: 1996
Track Description:
Ruffing things up a bit. A little dirty, a little erotic, a lotta perfect for that heavy petting you just started.
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3 Portishead : Glory Box
Beat, mood, vocals, everything about this song is right on edge. It's time to get serious about your foreplay. *On a side note, depending on your partner the entire Dummy album could work wonders for you.
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Track 3 from Dummy
Length: 00:05:07
Year: 1994
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Beat, mood, vocals, everything about this song is right on edge. It's time to get serious about your foreplay. *On a side note, depending on your partner the entire Dummy album could work wonders for you.
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4 Massive Attack : Black Milk
Similar style to above, but they work so well together. Undeniable groove and sexy ass voice. Wish I could describe better why this works, but it just does...
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Track 4 from Mezzanine
Length: 00:06:21
Year: 1998
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Similar style to above, but they work so well together. Undeniable groove and sexy ass voice. Wish I could describe better why this works, but it just does...
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5 Porcupine Tree : Gravity Eyelids
Cooling things down and building the tension. The sparse music and longing of vocals calling for things to get a bit more serious.
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Track 5 from In Absentia
Length: 00:07:56
Year: 2002
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Cooling things down and building the tension. The sparse music and longing of vocals calling for things to get a bit more serious.
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6 R. Kelly : Bump N Grind
My mind's tellin me no, but my body's tellin me yeah... R. Kelly don't see nutin wrong wit a little bump n grind, and neither do I.
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Track 6 from 12 Play
Length: 00:04:16
Year: 1993
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My mind's tellin me no, but my body's tellin me yeah... R. Kelly don't see nutin wrong wit a little bump n grind, and neither do I.
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7 Marvin Gaye : Let's Get It On
Name says it all. Time to get down to business. This song may be cliche, but its cliche for a reason. Recognize.
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Track 7 from Let's Get It On
Length: 00:03:59
Year: 2003
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Name says it all. Time to get down to business. This song may be cliche, but its cliche for a reason. Recognize.
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8 Boyz II Men : Uhh Ahh
Injection fellas... Now for the serious love making. Probably the most sexual sounding song ever made. Reminds me of 7th grade when hormones first hit hard. I think that period of time was described best in High Fidelity: "it was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex -- they were rightfully ours and we wanted them back."
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Track 8 from Cooleyhighharmony
Length: 00:03:51
Year: 1991
Track Description:
Injection fellas... Now for the serious love making. Probably the most sexual sounding song ever made. Reminds me of 7th grade when hormones first hit hard. I think that period of time was described best in High Fidelity: "it was as if breasts were little pieces of property that had been unlawfully annexed by the opposite sex -- they were rightfully ours and we wanted them back."
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9 Sade : No Ordinary Love
Keep it goin. I don't care what song it is... if Sade made it, you are good to go. Girl I knew sent this to me few years back and the first thing that came to mind was sex. The only thing that came to mind was sex. This song is sex. Pure Sonic Sex.
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Track 9 from The Best of Sade
Length: 00:07:20
Year: 1994
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Keep it goin. I don't care what song it is... if Sade made it, you are good to go. Girl I knew sent this to me few years back and the first thing that came to mind was sex. The only thing that came to mind was sex. This song is sex. Pure Sonic Sex.
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10 TLC : Red Light Special
Hold on... you can't be blowin your load yet. TLC lets ya know how its got to be.
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Track 10 from CrazySexyCool
Length: 00:05:02
Year: 1994
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Hold on... you can't be blowin your load yet. TLC lets ya know how its got to be.
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11 Ginuwine : Pony
We've built things up, now its time for the last hurrah! Ginuwine lays it all out for ya.
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Track 11 from Ginuwine... The Bachelor
Length: 00:04:11
Year: 1996
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We've built things up, now its time for the last hurrah! Ginuwine lays it all out for ya.
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12 Chris Isaak : Wicked Game
Coolin things back down. Cool, haunting, sensual vibe. Very sexy video as well.
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Track 12 from Heart Shaped World
Length: 00:04:49
Year: 1989
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Coolin things back down. Cool, haunting, sensual vibe. Very sexy video as well.
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13 Barry White : Just The Way You Are
Barry White had to be on here somewhere, its just how it works. However, I didn't wanna abuse him like everyone else. We're bringin Barry in special to let your lady know how you feel as you proceed to get your snuggle on.
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Track 13 from Love Songs
Length: 00:06:55
Year: 2003
Track Description:
Barry White had to be on here somewhere, its just how it works. However, I didn't wanna abuse him like everyone else. We're bringin Barry in special to let your lady know how you feel as you proceed to get your snuggle on.
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14 Al Green : I'm Still In Love With You
Al Green, oh man... making that cuddle so much better.
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Track 14 from Greatest Hits
Length: 00:03:14
Year: 1995
Track Description:
Al Green, oh man... making that cuddle so much better.
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15 Nora Jones : Nearness of You
And now the amazingly beautiful voice of Nora Jones peacefully lulls you off to sleepy land.
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Track 15 from Come Away With Me
Length: 00:03:07
Year: 2002
Track Description:
And now the amazingly beautiful voice of Nora Jones peacefully lulls you off to sleepy land.
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PBFCOMICS!!! Yar!
9/26/09 11:56am
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oh god, you did not start off this with dave matthews....oy vey.... but i will say tracks 2-4 are great.
7/18/07 1:11pm
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this takes me back. not that i was getting any in the early 90s, but i remember the music. that boyz ii men song is hilarious. plus you included the one dave matthews song i can stomach.
10/13/06 1:42pm
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The only good thing about this mix is the Perry Bible Fellowship cover art.

*pukes*
8/7/06 12:35pm
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not only is there lovemaking, but a progression and storyline! yay!
7/10/06 4:52am
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+2 for ginuwine...possibly one of the worst songs ever, but fits the mix...+1 to the caucasian love sensation for the cover art
6/12/06 1:43pm
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but of course corey, haha. but yeah... this mixtape wasn't completely serious with some of the tracks. i absolutely recommend checking out the transition from gravity eyelids to bump n grind.
6/11/06 3:43pm
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R. Kelly is essential to any lovemaking mix, well...not all, but if the lovemaking session involves underage girls and/or urination, he is necessary.
6/11/06 11:33am
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I don't see how one could possibly make love with a cd that goes from Dave Matthews to R Kelly and back down to earth with Norah Jones. It's still a decent mix. Just not for that. :]
6/10/06 8:42pm
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i'm just waiting for corey to remove his rating of the mix and retake the top haha
6/8/06 12:38am
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great mix!! kudos on purcupine tree
6/7/06 9:29pm
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And shortbus takes the lead!
6/7/06 8:37pm
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I would prefer more descriptions of loads being blown pleez.
6/5/06 2:47am
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Hmmm.....the descriptions were at times too detailed. More is less. Don't ever talk about blowing your load again. Cheese and rice.
6/4/06 4:59pm
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im prolly going to hell for it, but im not a big fan o'mr gaye.. so, not quite a perfect mix, as id have to stop for a bit & switch the track..
6/1/06 2:09pm
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Marvin fuckin' Gaye man! Fuck yes! Barry White and Nora Jones = teh goods as well. Thumbs up.
5/28/06 2:19pm
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*bit = big.
5/24/06 3:26pm
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Portishead = sex.
I love that the keywords are also the title of the TLC album (because back in 5th grade I was all about their earlier one, "Ooooooh... on the TLC Tip!"). Good god that Ginuwine song reminds me of creepy high school dances...
5/24/06 12:00pm
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also, bit points for the custom cover!
5/24/06 11:34am
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I love it. It's got a sense of humor, which is amazing. You line your mix with some really amazing songs (see also: Portishead) but spike it with some truly terrible cuts (see also: TLC, Ginuwine, BIIM) -- wonderful.

If the girl you happen to be attempting to copulate with enjoys this mix and can understand the complex humour, chances are she's a badass.

Rock on, Mikey.

5/24/06 11:34am
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Portishead is lusty, definitely a good call for the foreplay.
The rest of the mix is well thought out and has some definite stand out tracks.

I feel that this mix would be bad for my sex life though. I'd be real into it before jumping out of bed and smashing my cd player to make the TLC and Ginuwine stop. But then again I'd probably just settle for 'making babies' while listening to some "Descanting..." era Carcass.

Nevertheless, much support for utilizing songs that will no doubt ever make it onto any other mixes. Large balls.
5/24/06 7:12am
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Nice mix... though I'm not a big fan of a couple of the artists, you get "mad props" for Sade, Garbage, and the PBF picture..
5/24/06 2:13am