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You ARE not the Father
| You ARE not the Father | |
| Created by: | T-bag |
| Tracks: | 5 |
| Length: | 00:21:02 |
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1. Ignorance 2. Connie 3. Dumbshitfuckass |
| Created on | 3/15/07 04:30pm |
| Level | 4 |
| Points | 1801 |
| Total visitors | 39 |
| Unique visitors | 25 |
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My girlfriend hates when I watch Maurry on her days off(because she has to watch), she doesn't know why everyone yells, and then runs off to the backstage. I think Maurry has helped heal a lot of souls and I don't what I can do to convince her but make a mix about it. I broke down my favorite themed episode.
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| 1 | Cheap Trick : Daddy Should Have Stayed in High School |
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Even though exploiting irgnorant minorities is one of my favorite past times, I still chuckle when watching fa [...]
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Track 2 from Cheap Trick
Length: 00:04:44 Year: 1977 |
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Even though exploiting irgnorant minorities is one of my favorite past times, I still chuckle when watching fat AFRICAN-AMERICAN women pointing at a monitor, Trying to explain the similarities betwwen some asshole who knocked her up and her bastard of a child. Her party is pooped on when Maury reads the paternity results and says "You ARE not the Father". SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Kyuss : Fatso Forgetso |
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Fat Babies scare the shit out of me. Oh how I would cringe when the preview for the next episode of Maury woul [...]
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Track 10 from Muchas Gracias
Length: 00:08:31 Year: 2000 |
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Fat Babies scare the shit out of me. Oh how I would cringe when the preview for the next episode of Maury would come on the tube, "these babies are obese and the parents have no clue what to do"---hmmm I never understood why these parents would take these mini godzillas on to Maurys show. It's not going to make this little/big sack of shit any lighter, Shit they let these babies eat on the stage while the shows taping. I saw this fat babies eat 17 snikers(king size), later he had a heart attack on the show...I bet the fathers wishes he was on the paternity episode. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | In/Humanity : Teenage Suicide - Do it! |
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Out of control teenagers are my favorite. "Fuck you mom I do what I want. I had sex with three guys for 43 min [...]
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Track 2 from Violent Resignation: The Great American Teenage Suicide Rebellion 1992-1998
Length: 00:01:43 Year: 2000 |
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Out of control teenagers are my favorite. "Fuck you mom I do what I want. I had sex with three guys for 43 minutes and made 8 Bucks. I slapped my mom 'cause she's a bitch. I want to get pregnet and throw my baby in a dumpster". These teenagers are Laugh out Loud Gold, Until they bring out motivational speaker D-West to "scare them Straight"---I hate D-West, he takes them to jail and yells at them. I like them how they are, there's nothing wrong with being 12yrs old and wanting a baby(unless they become Fat Babies). SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Dinosaur Jr. : Freak Scene |
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I want to warn most people that most of these so called freaks are just vitcims of freak accidents and not act [...]
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Track 1 from Bug
Length: 00:03:35 Year: 1988 |
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I want to warn most people that most of these so called freaks are just vitcims of freak accidents and not actual freaks. The episode where they showed the women with the acid burns was pretty cool, even though her jealous husband was to blame. I do hate when they recycle past guests---Like the fat baby PATRICK---he was in one of the origial F.B. episodes, then returned for a disfigured hero's episode as himself but with multiple 4th degree bruns(turns out he was trying to make his own Mac n Cheese but spilled the boiling water on his fat babie face). Tough cookies. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Prefuse 73 : Female Demands |
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Trannie Grannies, Best episodes ever. I Adore these He/shes like know other. How I wish I was a transexual, I [...]
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Track 13 from One Word Extinguisher
Length: 00:02:29 Year: 2003 |
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Trannie Grannies, Best episodes ever. I Adore these He/shes like know other. How I wish I was a transexual, I could suck so much cock, bring these men to Maury and watch them get so mad at me. A boy can dream, a boy can dream. SHOW LESS
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The Halloween 2007 Badge
Happy Halloween 2007! In celebration of this event, here is a recipe to make your very own candy corn:
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.
Trick or treat!
awarded on 2007-11-01
Level 16
AWESOME!
4/27/07 03:33pm
Mixtape Potpourri II: Third Place
A random badge for a random mix, Serious Cat is mildly amused by your mix. Congrats on third.
Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
awarded on 2007-07-14
Level 26
hahaha i love maury povich. You're wrong! d-west is awesome! i love his angry face
3/31/07 10:59pm
The Yay! Badge XII
Another badge for those that don't need to be bribed to Yay!
awarded on 2009-01-29
Level 22
Wait you forgot about the freaks who are deathly afraid of a jar of olives (looks like eyeballs), kittens (vicious little putty-tats), birds (Hitchcock is to blame), mayonnaise (pick a reason, any reason) and Connie Chung ( Be afraid, be very afraid). I love how they run backstage and wait for the cameras to catch up to them. Cheers on the mix!
3/15/07 07:24pm
The Patton Badge
Driving Lamborghini's and sipping on martinis. This badge is for those who express their love of Mike Patton through mixtape.
awarded on 2008-08-07
Level 27
haha i watched maury the other day. it happened to be on of the out-of-control teenagers episodes. i actually thought of you and laughed. it would have been better if it was one of those featurettes on the actors of full house. that was sweet.
3/15/07 04:41pm
The MTC Romance Badge
A gift for the romantics.
awarded on 2007-07-17
Level 18
not a bad way to spend 21 mins
3/15/07 04:35pm
