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The Adventures of Oren and Margaret Machine
| The Adventures of Oren and Margaret Machine | |
| Created by: | beel |
| Tracks: | 19 |
| Length: | 01:14:13 |
| Keywords |
1. Machines 2. Oren 3. Margaret |
| Created on | 3/20/07 10:41pm |
| Level | 5 |
| Points | 2336 |
| Total visitors | 72 |
| Unique visitors | 23 |
description:
Oren is a guy.
Margaret Machine is a machine.
This is the beginning of their adventure.
Ok, so maybe I have extra time on my hands. Wanted to try something new and different. It's just fun for me to put together, so I hope you enjoy it too.
Margaret Machine is a machine.
This is the beginning of their adventure.
Ok, so maybe I have extra time on my hands. Wanted to try something new and different. It's just fun for me to put together, so I hope you enjoy it too.
tracklist
| 1 | Pink Floyd : Welcome to the Machine |
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Oren walks up to a cash machine. He has a coffee in his hand. The SCREEN reads: Please insert your ATM ca [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 2 from Wish You Were Here
Length: 00:07:31 Year: 1975 |
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Track Description:
Oren walks up to a cash machine. He has a coffee in his hand. The SCREEN reads: Please insert your ATM card for a transaction. Oren puts card in and enters a PIN. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Benna Cohen : Margaret's Machine |
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Margaret Machine: Hello, My name is Margaret. The PIN number you entered is incorrect. Please try again. (s [...]
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Track 3 from Greetings From The Port Authority
Length: 00:03:18 Year: 1996 |
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Margaret Machine: Hello, My name is Margaret. The PIN number you entered is incorrect. Please try again. (spits card out) SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Nashville Pussy : The Bitch Just Kicked Me Out |
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Oren: Damn!! Oren puts card in again and punches PIN in. Margaret Machine: Sorry ,the PIN you entere [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 5 from Say Something Nasty
Length: 00:02:23 Year: 2002 |
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Oren: Damn!! Oren puts card in again and punches PIN in. Margaret Machine: Sorry ,the PIN you entered in incorrect. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Kings of Leon : Four Kicks |
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Oren: Shit!!! Oren kicks Margaret Machine. SHOW MORE
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Track 10 from Aha Shake Heartbreak
Length: 00:02:09 Year: 2005 |
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Oren: Shit!!! Oren kicks Margaret Machine. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Oasis : She's Electric |
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Margaret Machine zaps Oren. ZAP!!!! Oren: Arghhh! SHIT!! SHOW MORE
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Track 9 from (What's the Story) Morning Glory
Length: 00:03:40 Year: 1995 |
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Track Description:
Margaret Machine zaps Oren. ZAP!!!! Oren: Arghhh! SHIT!! SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Built to Spill : I Would Hurt a Fly |
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Margaret Machine: Don't underestimate me. You don't want to see me angry. Oren: I can't believe you di [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 2 from Perfect From Now On
Length: 00:06:15 Year: 1997 |
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Margaret Machine: Don't underestimate me. You don't want to see me angry. Oren: I can't believe you did that? Are you alive? Can't be. I must be hallucinating. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Big Star : Try Again |
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Margaret Machine: Please insert card. Oren: Ok, but please don't zap me again. It really stings... SHOW MORE |
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Track 0 from
Length: 00:03:34 Year: |
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Margaret Machine: Please insert card. Oren: Ok, but please don't zap me again. It really stings... Oren puts in card and gently enters correct PIN and wants to take out $100. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Oxford Collapse : The Money You Have is Maybe Too Little |
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Margaret Machine: I'm sorry you have insufficient funds. Oren: You are talking to me. Look don't judge [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 3 from Some Wilderness
Length: 00:03:33 Year: 2004 |
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Margaret Machine: I'm sorry you have insufficient funds. Oren: You are talking to me. Look don't judge me on how much money I have. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Minus the Bear : I Lost All My Money at the Cock Fights |
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Oren: What?? Look I know I gamble too much, but I am going to win tonight. I know it. I must have a check in t [...]
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Track 11 from Highly Refined Pirates
Length: 00:04:54 Year: 2002 |
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Oren: What?? Look I know I gamble too much, but I am going to win tonight. I know it. I must have a check in there that's waiting to clear. Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Nate Farrar : Money & Drinkin' |
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Oren: So, I drink when I gamble.. Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds. SHOW MORE
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Track 5 from Shell Shocked
Length: 00:03:55 Year: 2006 |
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Oren: So, I drink when I gamble.. Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | Modest Mouse : Broke |
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Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds. Oren: What the fuck am I gonna do now? I need that cash!! SHOW MORE
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Track 3 from Building Nothing Out of Something
Length: 00:03:22 Year: 2000 |
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Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds. Oren: What the fuck am I gonna do now? I need that cash!! SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Babyshambles : Beg, Steal or Borrow |
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Margaret Machine: You have plenty of options. Pick one. Oren: I can't do any of those things. Oren [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 4 from The Blinding -EP
Length: 00:03:07 Year: 2006 |
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Margaret Machine: You have plenty of options. Pick one. Oren: I can't do any of those things. Oren takes his last sip from coffee cup. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Heather Nova : Paper Cup |
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Margaret Machine: YOU CAN PUT THAT EMPTY STARBUCKS CUP TO GOOD USE. SPENDING YOUR LAST BIT OF CASH ON A GRAND [...]
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Track 10 from Siren
Length: 00:03:29 Year: 1998 |
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Margaret Machine: YOU CAN PUT THAT EMPTY STARBUCKS CUP TO GOOD USE. SPENDING YOUR LAST BIT OF CASH ON A GRANDE CAPPUCCINO WASN'T SMART WAS IT? IT WAS ABOUT $6.95, RIGHT? SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Matt Pond PA : Sugar House |
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Oren: I actually ordered a tall Caramel Machiato. I'm addicted to those things!! Who knows what they put in t [...]
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Track 6 from Measure
Length: 00:01:42 Year: 2000 |
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Oren: I actually ordered a tall Caramel Machiato. I'm addicted to those things!! Who knows what they put in the caramel!!! Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds Crack Head. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Hard-Fi : Help me Please |
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Oren: Please you have to help me!! I have no one to teach me right from wrong and good from bad. (Cries into [...]
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Track 12 from Help: A Day In The Life
Length: 00:03:21 Year: 2005 |
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Oren: Please you have to help me!! I have no one to teach me right from wrong and good from bad. (Cries into Machine) SHOW LESS
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| 16 | APB : Help Yourself |
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Margaret Machine: I can't do anything for you. Oren: I don't know how to take care of myself. My mom stil [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 15 from Something To Believe In
Length: 00:03:50 Year: 1985 |
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Margaret Machine: I can't do anything for you. Oren: I don't know how to take care of myself. My mom still does my laundry..(continues to blubber) I don't know how to separate the darks from the lights..(blubbering) SHOW LESS
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| 17 | Smashing Pumpkins : Try, Try, Try |
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Margaret Machine: Keep it together. You are quite embarrassing and you are getting snot all over my screen. SHOW MORE |
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Track 6 from MACHINA/The Machines of God
Length: 00:05:09 Year: 2000 |
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Margaret Machine: Keep it together. You are quite embarrassing and you are getting snot all over my screen. Oren: (sniffling) Sorry. (tries to wipe snot away, but smears it and makes it worse. Oren: I am doing the best I can. (blubbering) Margaret Machine: Urggg! INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!! You have 5 seconds to move away before I zap you again. SHOW LESS
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| 18 | The Brian Jonestown Massacre : Mary Please |
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Orens starts to cry. Oren: Oh Mary... Margaret Machine: It's Margaret not Mary fuckface. Or [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 9 from Tepid Peppermint Wonderland : A Retrospective
Length: 00:04:09 Year: 2004 |
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Orens starts to cry. Oren: Oh Mary... Margaret Machine: It's Margaret not Mary fuckface. Oren: Oh sorry. (continues to lean on screen) SHOW LESS
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| 19 | Reverend Glasseye : God Help You Dumb Boy |
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Margaret Machine: Get off of my screen. You need God. Oren: You believe in God? But you're a machine. [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 2 from Our Lady Of the Broken Spine
Length: 00:04:52 Year: 2005 |
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Margaret Machine: Get off of my screen. You need God. Oren: You believe in God? But you're a machine. Margaret Machine: Am I? ...to be continued. SHOW LESS
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Tag Board
Mixtape Contest XXIV - Winning Team Badge
Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!
WAY TO GO!
[trumpets play a fanfare as the camera cuts briefly to the sight of a majestic castle]
King Arthur: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Galahad: [in awe] Camelot!
Sir Lancelot: [in awe] Camelot!
Patsy: [derisively] It's only a model!
King Arthur: Shh!
WAY TO GO!
awarded on 2008-11-02
Level 19
EPIC
10/06/08 08:25am
The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
I keep coming back to this. This is such a lovely mix. I'm hereby addicted to "I Would Hurt A Fly". I love this mix, I love this mix, I love this mix, I love--
6/01/07 03:30pm
The Lotto Badge
The Lotto Badge is awarded only to the truly lucky. The Gods look favorably upon this one.
awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
Waow. You are an incredible story teller. I'm making myself this right away, adding your descriptions in the songs' description field. Part Deux, please! You rock
5/15/07 11:51am
Team Robot - First Place
A special badge for the first-place winner of the fabled robots vs. monsters mixtape contest. As my boy Johnny 5 would say, "Robot Team kick your ass, Robot Team Kick your face, Robot Team kick your balls into outer space"
awarded on 2006-10-18
Level 28
Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds Crack Head.
brilliant.
brilliant.
4/09/07 07:53am
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really love you guys. That said, put your pants on and get out before we call the cops.
awarded on 2007-02-14
Level 16
This is where I ment to leave a message! What a cute idea it is. Can't wait to see part 2!
3/24/07 12:32pm
