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The Adventures of Oren and Margaret Machine

The Adventures of Oren and Margaret Machine
Created by: beel
Tracks: 19
Length: 01:14:13
Keywords 1. Machines
2. Oren
3. Margaret
Created on 3/20/07 10:41pm
Level 5
Points 2332
Total visitors 72
Unique visitors 23
description:
Oren is a guy.
Margaret Machine is a machine.
This is the beginning of their adventure.

Ok, so maybe I have extra time on my hands. Wanted to try something new and different. It's just fun for me to put together, so I hope you enjoy it too.

tracklist

1 Pink Floyd : Welcome to the Machine
Oren walks up to a cash machine. He has a coffee in his hand.
The SCREEN reads: Please insert your ATM ca [...]
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Track 2 from Wish You Were Here
Length: 00:07:31
Year: 1975
Track Description:
Oren walks up to a cash machine. He has a coffee in his hand.
The SCREEN reads: Please insert your ATM card for a transaction.
Oren puts card in and enters a PIN.
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2 Benna Cohen : Margaret's Machine
Margaret Machine: Hello, My name is Margaret. The PIN number you entered is incorrect. Please try again. (s [...]
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Track 3 from Greetings From The Port Authority
Length: 00:03:18
Year: 1996
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: Hello, My name is Margaret. The PIN number you entered is incorrect. Please try again. (spits card out)
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3 Nashville Pussy : The Bitch Just Kicked Me Out
Oren: Damn!!
Oren puts card in again and punches PIN in.
Margaret Machine: Sorry ,the PIN you entere [...]
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Track 5 from Say Something Nasty
Length: 00:02:23
Year: 2002
Track Description:
Oren: Damn!!
Oren puts card in again and punches PIN in.
Margaret Machine: Sorry ,the PIN you entered in incorrect.
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4 Kings of Leon : Four Kicks
Oren: Shit!!!
Oren kicks Margaret Machine.
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Track 10 from Aha Shake Heartbreak
Length: 00:02:09
Year: 2005
Track Description:
Oren: Shit!!!
Oren kicks Margaret Machine.
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5 Oasis : She's Electric
Margaret Machine zaps Oren.
ZAP!!!!
Oren: Arghhh! SHIT!!
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Track 9 from (What's the Story) Morning Glory
Length: 00:03:40
Year: 1995
Track Description:
Margaret Machine zaps Oren.
ZAP!!!!
Oren: Arghhh! SHIT!!
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6 Built to Spill : I Would Hurt a Fly
Margaret Machine: Don't underestimate me. You don't want to see me angry.
Oren: I can't believe you di [...]
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Track 2 from Perfect From Now On
Length: 00:06:15
Year: 1997
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: Don't underestimate me. You don't want to see me angry.
Oren: I can't believe you did that? Are you alive? Can't be. I must be hallucinating.
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7 Big Star : Try Again
Margaret Machine: Please insert card.
Oren: Ok, but please don't zap me again. It really stings...
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Track 0 from
Length: 00:03:34
Year:
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: Please insert card.
Oren: Ok, but please don't zap me again. It really stings...
Oren puts in card and gently enters correct PIN and wants to take out $100.
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8 Oxford Collapse : The Money You Have is Maybe Too Little
Margaret Machine: I'm sorry you have insufficient funds.
Oren: You are talking to me. Look don't judge [...]
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Track 3 from Some Wilderness
Length: 00:03:33
Year: 2004
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: I'm sorry you have insufficient funds.
Oren: You are talking to me. Look don't judge me on how much money I have.
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9 Minus the Bear : I Lost All My Money at the Cock Fights
Oren: What?? Look I know I gamble too much, but I am going to win tonight. I know it. I must have a check in t [...]
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Track 11 from Highly Refined Pirates
Length: 00:04:54
Year: 2002
Track Description:
Oren: What?? Look I know I gamble too much, but I am going to win tonight. I know it. I must have a check in there that's waiting to clear.
Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds.
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10 Nate Farrar : Money & Drinkin'
Oren: So, I drink when I gamble..
Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds.
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Track 5 from Shell Shocked
Length: 00:03:55
Year: 2006
Track Description:
Oren: So, I drink when I gamble..
Margaret Machine: Insufficient funds.
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11 Modest Mouse : Broke
Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds.
Oren: What the fuck am I gonna do now? I need that cash!!
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Track 3 from Building Nothing Out of Something
Length: 00:03:22
Year: 2000
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds.
Oren: What the fuck am I gonna do now? I need that cash!!
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12 Babyshambles : Beg, Steal or Borrow
Margaret Machine: You have plenty of options. Pick one.
Oren: I can't do any of those things.
Oren [...]
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Track 4 from The Blinding -EP
Length: 00:03:07
Year: 2006
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: You have plenty of options. Pick one.
Oren: I can't do any of those things.
Oren takes his last sip from coffee cup.
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13 Heather Nova : Paper Cup
Margaret Machine: YOU CAN PUT THAT EMPTY STARBUCKS CUP TO GOOD USE. SPENDING YOUR LAST BIT OF CASH ON A GRAND [...]
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Track 10 from Siren
Length: 00:03:29
Year: 1998
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: YOU CAN PUT THAT EMPTY STARBUCKS CUP TO GOOD USE. SPENDING YOUR LAST BIT OF CASH ON A GRANDE CAPPUCCINO WASN'T SMART WAS IT? IT WAS ABOUT $6.95, RIGHT?
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14 Matt Pond PA : Sugar House
Oren: I actually ordered a tall Caramel Machiato. I'm addicted to those things!! Who knows what they put in t [...]
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Track 6 from Measure
Length: 00:01:42
Year: 2000
Track Description:
Oren: I actually ordered a tall Caramel Machiato. I'm addicted to those things!! Who knows what they put in the caramel!!!
Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds Crack Head.
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15 Hard-Fi : Help me Please
Oren: Please you have to help me!! I have no one to teach me right from wrong and good from bad. (Cries into [...]
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Track 12 from Help: A Day In The Life
Length: 00:03:21
Year: 2005
Track Description:
Oren: Please you have to help me!! I have no one to teach me right from wrong and good from bad. (Cries into Machine)
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16 APB : Help Yourself
Margaret Machine: I can't do anything for you.
Oren: I don't know how to take care of myself. My mom stil [...]
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Track 15 from Something To Believe In
Length: 00:03:50
Year: 1985
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: I can't do anything for you.
Oren: I don't know how to take care of myself. My mom still does my laundry..(continues to blubber) I don't know how to separate the darks from the lights..(blubbering)
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17 Smashing Pumpkins : Try, Try, Try
Margaret Machine: Keep it together. You are quite embarrassing and you are getting snot all over my screen.
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Track 6 from MACHINA/The Machines of God
Length: 00:05:09
Year: 2000
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: Keep it together. You are quite embarrassing and you are getting snot all over my screen.
Oren: (sniffling) Sorry. (tries to wipe snot away, but smears it and makes it worse.
Oren: I am doing the best I can. (blubbering)
Margaret Machine: Urggg! INSUFFICIENT FUNDS!! You have 5 seconds to move away before I zap you again.
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18 The Brian Jonestown Massacre : Mary Please
Orens starts to cry.
Oren: Oh Mary...
Margaret Machine: It's Margaret not Mary fuckface.
Or [...]
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Track 9 from Tepid Peppermint Wonderland : A Retrospective
Length: 00:04:09
Year: 2004
Track Description:
Orens starts to cry.
Oren: Oh Mary...
Margaret Machine: It's Margaret not Mary fuckface.
Oren: Oh sorry. (continues to lean on screen)
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19 Reverend Glasseye : God Help You Dumb Boy
Margaret Machine: Get off of my screen. You need God.
Oren: You believe in God? But you're a machine. [...]
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Track 2 from Our Lady Of the Broken Spine
Length: 00:04:52
Year: 2005
Track Description:
Margaret Machine: Get off of my screen. You need God.
Oren: You believe in God? But you're a machine.
Margaret Machine: Am I?
...to be continued.
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WAY TO GO!
awarded on 2008-11-02

Level 19
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10/06/08 08:25am
Bea
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I keep coming back to this. This is such a lovely mix. I'm hereby addicted to "I Would Hurt A Fly". I love this mix, I love this mix, I love this mix, I love--
6/01/07 03:30pm
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Waow. You are an incredible story teller. I'm making myself this right away, adding your descriptions in the songs' description field. Part Deux, please! You rock
5/15/07 11:51am
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Margaret Machine: Insufficient Funds Crack Head.

brilliant.
4/09/07 07:53am
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This is where I ment to leave a message! What a cute idea it is. Can't wait to see part 2!
3/24/07 12:32pm
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