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Talk dirty, Turn me on, and Kiss me deadly
| Talk dirty, Turn me on, and Kiss me deadly | |
| Created by: | T-bag |
| Tracks: | 21 |
| Length: | 01:18:11 |
| Keywords |
1. Truly 2. Madly 3. Deeply |
| Created on | 3/30/07 08:07pm |
| Level | 5 |
| Points | 2016 |
| Total visitors | 68 |
| Unique visitors | 40 |
description:
I Accidently removed a mix I didn't want to.
I made a mix to have sex to. I climax when the mix ends, exactly when it ends, all the time, and everytime.
If you want to take the pepsi challenge with this mix, I'll fuck you're wife, daughter, or girlfriend to this mix and prove you wrong.
I was Really pissed off that my awesome mix I spent hours on was erased so I decided to spend a few minutes making a "JOKE" mix that would make me feel better and guess what...It DID, YAY!
Try my proven sex mix tape style of sex and it'll change your sexual adventures and erotic world.
I made a mix to have sex to. I climax when the mix ends, exactly when it ends, all the time, and everytime.
If you want to take the pepsi challenge with this mix, I'll fuck you're wife, daughter, or girlfriend to this mix and prove you wrong.
I was Really pissed off that my awesome mix I spent hours on was erased so I decided to spend a few minutes making a "JOKE" mix that would make me feel better and guess what...It DID, YAY!
Try my proven sex mix tape style of sex and it'll change your sexual adventures and erotic world.
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| 1 | Murder City Devils : Boom Swagger |
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Im usually "boom swaggering" around MLK to look for the foxy ladies and almost always find a lady of the night [...]
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Track 12 from R.I.P.
Length: 00:02:42 Year: 2003 |
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Im usually "boom swaggering" around MLK to look for the foxy ladies and almost always find a lady of the night willing to let me throw it in. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | rod stewart : do ya think i'm sexy? |
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Before we start our journey of the sexiest kind, I try to sing this song while I strip down to my spiderman un [...]
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Track 1978 from blondes have more fun
Length: 00:05:31 Year: 1978 |
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Before we start our journey of the sexiest kind, I try to sing this song while I strip down to my spiderman underwear(the ones with the green goblin on his hover board of death thing, damn those are cool underwear, I tried to fit into my old pair and busted the ass out of them.) She usually does some meth while I dance. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | The Kinks : You Really Got Me (Live) |
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When I see a hooker doing meth it make my boys really excited, Im ready to make love to this wonderful creatur [...]
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Track 13 from Come Dancing With the Kinks - the Best of the Kinks 1977-1986
Length: 00:03:40 Year: 2000 |
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When I see a hooker doing meth it make my boys really excited, Im ready to make love to this wonderful creature, sent down form drug abuse heaven. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Prince : Sexy M.F. |
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Then I pull her hair and throat fuck her for a few minutes. Awesome.
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Track 14 from The Hits 2
Length: 00:05:26 Year: 1993 |
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Then I pull her hair and throat fuck her for a few minutes. Awesome. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Cherrelle : I Didn't Mean to Turn You On |
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She's totally turned on and puking the last bits of food she ate two weeks ago.
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Track 1 from Greastest Hits
Length: 00:04:01 Year: 0000 |
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She's totally turned on and puking the last bits of food she ate two weeks ago. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Right Said Fred : I'm Too Sexy |
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She's "too sexy" for sobriety and for clean clothes, or a home, or a job, or food for her children, I mean I c [...]
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Track 3 from Up
Length: 00:02:50 Year: 1992 |
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She's "too sexy" for sobriety and for clean clothes, or a home, or a job, or food for her children, I mean I can keep going but you get the point. OHhh sorry I totally just thought of one, she's to sexy for dental hygiene. Booyah. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | new kids on the block : you got it (the right stuff) |
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I play this song when she passes me the METH PIPE.
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Track 1 from hangin tough
Length: 00:04:09 Year: 1988 |
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I play this song when she passes me the METH PIPE. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | INXS : Need You Tonight |
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I finally start to undress this runner up in the "Miss Meth oregon Beauty pagent" and see nothing but ribcage, [...]
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Track 4 from Kick
Length: 00:03:01 Year: 1987 |
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I finally start to undress this runner up in the "Miss Meth oregon Beauty pagent" and see nothing but ribcage, her skin is white like a porcilen dolphin figurine. SWEET! SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Guns N' Roses : Welcome to the Jungle |
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A good song to describe my pubes. I yell out "do you know where you are?---she usually interrupts and says "no [...]
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Track 1 from Appetite For Destruction
Length: 00:04:32 Year: 0000 |
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A good song to describe my pubes. I yell out "do you know where you are?---she usually interrupts and says "no, you were that creep who put something in my drink."---Then I say "your in the jungle and your going to diiiieeeeeeee, BITCH." SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Rick James : Super Freak |
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Um...I fuck her in her bleeding meth holes?...Yay okay, Im going with it.
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Track 5 from Street Songs
Length: 00:03:24 Year: 0000 |
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Um...I fuck her in her bleeding meth holes?...Yay okay, Im going with it. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | Led Zeppelin : Heartbreaker |
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I wish this song was called jawbreaker, it would help describe whats going on at this scene a little bit bette [...]
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Track 5 from Led Zeppelin II
Length: 00:04:13 Year: 1969 |
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I wish this song was called jawbreaker, it would help describe whats going on at this scene a little bit better. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Led Zeppelin : Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman) |
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I wish this song was called Vagina Cutter, it would help describe what was going a little bit better.
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Track 6 from Led Zeppelin II
Length: 00:02:39 Year: 1969 |
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I wish this song was called Vagina Cutter, it would help describe what was going a little bit better. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Foreigner : Hot Blooded |
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At this point Im really getting excited and turned on, MEEEOOOWWW.
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Track 5 from Foreigner - Complete Greatest Hits
Length: 00:03:04 Year: 2002 |
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At this point Im really getting excited and turned on, MEEEOOOWWW. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Def Leppard : Pour Some Sugar on Me |
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I wish this song was called pour some shit on me...For no reason at all. Just kidding, I wish it was called po [...]
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Track 5 from Hysteria
Length: 00:04:27 Year: 1988 |
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I wish this song was called pour some shit on me...For no reason at all. Just kidding, I wish it was called pour some shit on me because sh'e standing over me shitting out droplets of bloddy turds ontu my tounge, you should try it for the maximum meth high. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Robert Plamer : Addicted to Love |
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This is a nice song.
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Track 3 from Riptide
Length: 00:06:03 Year: 0000 |
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This is a nice song. SHOW LESS
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| 16 | Chirs Isaak : Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing |
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Baby did a bad bad thing, when she tried to make me pay then pull out a switch blade on my badass.
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Track 4 from Best of Chris Isaak
Length: 00:02:56 Year: 0000 |
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Baby did a bad bad thing, when she tried to make me pay then pull out a switch blade on my badass. SHOW LESS
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| 17 | Pig Destroyer : Intimate Slavery |
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This song comes on we both agree Pig Destroyer is a excellent band but they lack a certain originality that wo [...]
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Track 8 from Prowler In The Yard
Length: 00:01:05 Year: 2001 |
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This song comes on we both agree Pig Destroyer is a excellent band but they lack a certain originality that would make it a favorite band of ours. SHOW LESS
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| 18 | Goldfrapp : Lovely 2 C U |
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A cop drives by so I kick her in the face so she dosen't make any noise.
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Track 2 from Supernature
Length: 00:03:25 Year: 2006 |
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A cop drives by so I kick her in the face so she dosen't make any noise. SHOW LESS
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| 19 | Peaches : Fuck the Pain Away |
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This song is absurd, I don't know why I put it on the mix.
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Track 1 from The Teaches of Peaches
Length: 00:04:08 Year: 2002 |
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This song is absurd, I don't know why I put it on the mix. SHOW LESS
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| 20 | soft cell : tainted love |
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This song reminds the whore of her sexual relationship with her uncle father. she weeps and I comfort her, or [...]
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Track 2 from tainted love single
Length: 00:02:33 Year: 1981 |
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This song reminds the whore of her sexual relationship with her uncle father. she weeps and I comfort her, or so she thinks, then I stab her in the face. Hehehehehehehe, mwuhahahahahahaah, stop hammer time. SHOW LESS
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| 21 | soft cell : Where Did Our Love Go? |
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This reminds me of a joke, "what's better then nailing a dead hooker to a tree?, "ripping her off the tree." [...]
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Track 2 from Non Stop Ecstatic Dancing
Length: 00:04:22 Year: 1982 |
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This reminds me of a joke, "what's better then nailing a dead hooker to a tree?, "ripping her off the tree." SHOW LESS
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The One Year Anniversary Badge
Issued to those who have stuck it out for a year here on MTC. What a long, strange trip, huh?
awarded on 2010-06-09
Level 11
Gary Busey would fuck to this mix.
8/19/09 02:20pm
The MLK Badge
Because Civil Rights rock (and roll).
awarded on 2009-03-07
Level 27
I know why you put Peaches on the mix.... because that song KICKS ASS!!!
4/23/07 02:43pm
The Beta Badge II
A slightly-less exclusive reward for special people. Thanks for helping us out with our second stage of beta testing. We love you silly guinea pigs!
awarded on 2007-02-17
Level 7
Heh. This mix made my night. Now get back to kicking her in the baby maker.
4/11/07 01:00am
The MTC Romance Badge
A gift for the romantics.
awarded on 2007-07-17
Level 17
yea, i also am feeling a bit intimidated.
4/06/07 01:37pm
Mixtape Potpourri II: Third Place
A random badge for a random mix, Serious Cat is mildly amused by your mix. Congrats on third.
Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
awarded on 2007-07-14
Level 26
woah.
maybe it's just me and because i'm semi drunk and it's 5:56 in the morning, but this mix scared the shit out of me....
maybe it's just me and because i'm semi drunk and it's 5:56 in the morning, but this mix scared the shit out of me....
3/31/07 12:57pm
