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The Sword and the Sorcerer
| The Sword and the Sorcerer | |
| Created by: | T-bag |
| Tracks: | 8 |
| Length: | 00:39:51 |
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1. Beef 2. Cake 3. Bondage |
| Created on | 5/03/07 09:11am |
| Level | 5 |
| Points | 2210 |
| Total visitors | 32 |
| Unique visitors | 23 |
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In 1982 a little B-movie came out called The Sword and the Sorcerer. My Mother and Father watched this fucking piece of crap for some reason and decided to name me after the hunky hero named prince Talon. Not only did they name me after a B-movie character in a Conan the barbarian rip off flick, they spelled it wrong, it's even on my birth certificate. Yes my name is spelled Tallon. Lame ass cookies.
Just to give a little Idea of how lame this movie is, I'll give info about the movie on the tracks.
Just to give a little Idea of how lame this movie is, I'll give info about the movie on the tracks.
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| 1 | Sunn O))) : Death Becomes You |
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This is a tag line for the movie one of the many VHS boxes. "A lusty epic of revenge and magic, dungeons and d [...]
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Track 2 from Flight of the Behemoth
Length: 00:13:19 Year: 2002 |
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This is a tag line for the movie one of the many VHS boxes. "A lusty epic of revenge and magic, dungeons and dragons, wizards and witches, damsels and desire, and a warrior caught between". Yeah, no fucking joking. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | 3 Inches Of Blood : Swordmaster |
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Lee Horsley plays prince Talon, A baddass who carries a three bladded sword that can shoot the two of the oute [...]
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Track 8 from Advance And Vanquish
Length: 00:04:24 Year: 2004 |
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Lee Horsley plays prince Talon, A baddass who carries a three bladded sword that can shoot the two of the outer blades like a fucking missile. How convenient is this. Like wow, his name is talon and he has a three bladed sword. Fucking c'mon people. Who really thought this would be a clever idea. Jesus Christ. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Kyuss : Demon Cleaner |
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So the sorcerer is a demon named xusia who is supposedly the greatest black magic user ass wad of all time. In [...]
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Track 5 from Muchas Gracias
Length: 00:05:05 Year: 2000 |
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So the sorcerer is a demon named xusia who is supposedly the greatest black magic user ass wad of all time. In the whole fucking movie this fagbot doesn't even cast a level 7 awesome spell or anything. He does however make this witches heart explode. Still lame. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Marcy Playground : Sex and Candy |
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The only part of the movie I really like is the scene between Talon and the Princess. He says something, like [...]
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Track 2 from Marcy Playground
Length: 00:02:52 Year: 1997 |
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The only part of the movie I really like is the scene between Talon and the Princess. He says something, like I'm going to bed this wench or something ridiculous like that. Screws the crap out of her and then leaves. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | The Rapture : Killing |
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Alright there may be scenes worth watching if you get reeeaaaallly fucking high. The scene where Talon is bein [...]
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Track 8 from Echoes
Length: 00:03:37 Year: 2003 |
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Alright there may be scenes worth watching if you get reeeaaaallly fucking high. The scene where Talon is being crucified on Cromwell’s (Main Big Boss) wedding day is one to see. Talon pulls himself off of the cross (WWJD) and his buddy throws him the three bladed sword. I have to admit that this is one of my favorite scenes. Sure it's probably because I'm named after the main charter, but really I only watch the movie when I get high. It's pretty bad ass to uncrucify yourself. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | The Good, The Bad and The Queen : Kingdom of Doom |
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The Big Boss battle is really fucking stupid with the only redeeming part of the scene is having the princess [...]
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Track 4 from The Good, The Bad and The Queen
Length: 00:02:42 Year: 2007 |
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The Big Boss battle is really fucking stupid with the only redeeming part of the scene is having the princess fighting a huge snake that violates her, If your going to put something stupid in a movie, you might as well go all out. Jesus Christ. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Strapping Young Lad : Shitstorm |
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I only hope some day that I can uncrucify myself. Man, unless you can see humor in any situation. I don't real [...]
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Track 3 from Alien
Length: 00:04:22 Year: 2005 |
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I only hope some day that I can uncrucify myself. Man, unless you can see humor in any situation. I don't really recommend this movie to anybody. The only reason I watch this piece of shit movie because I feel obligated. Thanks Mom. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Danzig : Mother (Live) |
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So the movie is a piece of shit. It has a small cult following and I'm not one of the followers. I asked my mo [...]
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Track 7 from Thrall Demonsweat Live
Length: 00:03:30 Year: 1993 |
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So the movie is a piece of shit. It has a small cult following and I'm not one of the followers. I asked my mom how my name came about, expecting some story about a Native American spirit guide or something like that. Instead I was told that I was named after one of the worst movies of the 1980's. Thanks mom. SHOW LESS
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a snake violates her??? what the fuck???
Pretty funny though, i'd like to meet your parents.
Pretty funny though, i'd like to meet your parents.
5/03/07 09:23pm
