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Seduce a Hipster in 14 Easy Tracks

Seduce a Hipster in 14 Easy Tracks
Created by: spectacularview
Tracks: 14
Length: 00:51:37
Keywords 1. Dirty hipster
2. who you want
3. to fuck
Created on 12/08/07 05:42pm
Level 5
Points 2275
Total visitors 54
Unique visitors 31
description:
Tallon and I have been trying to get it together long enough to make a joint mix for quite a while now. Kids, it was worth the wait. Here is Tallon and Nicole's: How to: seduce a hipster... read and learn my friends.

tracklist

1 Dirty Projectors : No More
Have him meet you at your apartment so he can look through your books and records before you guys go anywhere. [...]
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Track 2 from Rise Above
Length: 00:03:48
Year: 2007
Track Description:
Have him meet you at your apartment so he can look through your books and records before you guys go anywhere. Its the best way to show off your awesome taste and you don't have to say a word. This will allow you to talk about Henry Miller and Celine later on without sounding too pretentious. You should also have the dirty projectors playing when he walks in since Dave Longstreth is most likely his hero. Let talk about what a genius he his long enough to drink a couple PBRs.
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2 Death from Above 1979 : Romantic Rights
You can never go wrong with this song. Its sexy and its got tons of hipster street cred. Let it be the last [...]
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Track 2 from You're A Woman, I'm A Machine
Length: 00:03:15
Year: 2004
Track Description:
You can never go wrong with this song. Its sexy and its got tons of hipster street cred. Let it be the last song you listen to before you leave the house so it will be in his head on the subway. Use the train ride to ask him about his band/art/writing. Its too loud to really hear him anyway.
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3 Elvis Costello and The Attractions : Honey, Are You Straight or Are You Blind?
The Dj will be playing something cute like this when you walk into Rififi because its Friday night and the TRA [...]
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Track 6 from Blood & Chocolate
Length: 00:02:08
Year: 1986
Track Description:
The Dj will be playing something cute like this when you walk into Rififi because its Friday night and the TRASH! dance party is just getting underway. Walk those tight ass black jeans up to the bar and order a couple gin and tonics before you hit the dance floor. Use this time to have a conversation about something useless like the vegan thanksgiving potluck where you met. This way you can stand really close and graze your lips against his earlobe when you talk. Its loud in here. How else will he hear about your recipe for the perfect tofurkey?
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4 Justice : D.A.N.C.E.
When Justice comes on its time to fucking dance. You might as well call this endgame because there is nothing [...]
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Track 3 from
Length: 00:04:32
Year: 2007
Track Description:
When Justice comes on its time to fucking dance. You might as well call this endgame because there is nothing hotter than a skinny dark haired girl in tight jeans shaking her ass to something as sweet as this.
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5 Young Love : Too Young to Fight it
Certain boys don't like to dance to this song for some reason. It might have something to do with the fact th [...]
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Track 4 from Too Young to Fight it
Length: 00:03:21
Year: 2007
Track Description:
Certain boys don't like to dance to this song for some reason. It might have something to do with the fact that as soon as it comes on 95% of the girls on the dance floor make some comment in regards to how fucking beautiful he is. Let him go get you another PBR and watch you dance with your friends. You're fucking hot.
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6 CSS : Love and Listen To The Death From Above
By this time you're both pretty wasted. You especially considering the fact that you've eaten zero today in [...]
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Track 1 from Let's Make Love and Listen To The Death From Above- EP
Length: 00:03:33
Year: 2006
Track Description:
By this time you're both pretty wasted. You especially considering the fact that you've eaten zero today in anticipation of this date. Dude, a girl has got to stay slim when dating boys who wear a pant size that is the same if not smaller than her's. This is also about time you both start feeling comfortable enough in your drunken state to confess how badly you want to get some blow. Take this opportunity to tell him that you like to fuck on coke.
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7 The Smiths : There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
OK, fuck it. This is my song. Its also what the Dj plays when he's trying to wind things down. It'll be pla [...]
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Track 9 from The Queen is Dead
Length: 00:04:03
Year: 1985
Track Description:
OK, fuck it. This is my song. Its also what the Dj plays when he's trying to wind things down. It'll be playing when you make out outside the girls' bathroom.
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8 Minus the Bear : Get Me Naked 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Dj is done which means you've got to get into the bathroom, take that last key bump, and grab a cab before [...]
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Track 5 from Highly Refined Pirates
Length: 00:04:09
Year: 2002
Track Description:
The Dj is done which means you've got to get into the bathroom, take that last key bump, and grab a cab before the bartender starts playing abba and the mood is ruined. You'll most likely have to hail the cab because for some reason hipster boys are really bad at it. What they are good at is fooling around in the back seats of them. Oh, fun times.
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9 Cold War Kids : We Used To Vacation
Cold war kids is what you put on when you get home. They're fucking sexy and he definitely likes them. Besid [...]
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Track 1 from Robbers And Cowards
Length: 00:04:03
Year: 2006
Track Description:
Cold war kids is what you put on when you get home. They're fucking sexy and he definitely likes them. Besides, you want to slow things down a bit. You're drunk and a little yipped up which means you're both really enjoying the sound of your own voices. This is prime hipster conversation territory. You can both talk all you want and not listen to what the other person is saying AT ALL. In other words you're both having an awesome time.
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10 Beirut : Postcards From Italy
So, you've covered hipster literature, music, and your mutual obsession for all things french. You've debated [...]
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Track 4 from Gulag Orkestar
Length: 00:04:17
Year: 2006
Track Description:
So, you've covered hipster literature, music, and your mutual obsession for all things french. You've debated over whether Holly Golightly was a prostitute, your definitions of the words "art" and "sell out," and checked to see if there are any new pics on Dash Snow's website. You've also drank a six pack of PBR and finished the coke.
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11 Beach House : Lovelier Girl
You put this song on because you wanted to make out. NOT because you wanted to hear his story about seeing be [...]
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Track 7 from Beach House
Length: 00:03:02
Year: 2006
Track Description:
You put this song on because you wanted to make out. NOT because you wanted to hear his story about seeing beach house at Union Hall and going to the after party. God!
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12 Feist : The Simple Story (With Jane Birkin)
Everyone loves feist, but he's the kind of guy who loves b-sides and remixes. He thinks Jane Birkin is soo be [...]
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Track 9 from Open Season: Remixes and Collabs
Length: 00:03:56
Year: 2006
Track Description:
Everyone loves feist, but he's the kind of guy who loves b-sides and remixes. He thinks Jane Birkin is soo beautiful. He says that with your hair cut you sort of have a "Jane Birkin thing" going on. You knew you like this one.
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13 Camera Obscura : Let's Go Bowling
He's taken over the music picks. You knew it would happen eventually. Looking through your itunes library is [...]
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Track 8 from Biggest Bluest Hi-Fi
Length: 00:02:46
Year: 2004
Track Description:
He's taken over the music picks. You knew it would happen eventually. Looking through your itunes library is the final judgement, but he's got ulterior motives. No boy plays camera obscura unless he's trying to get in your pants.
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14 Jeff Buckley : Everybody Here Wants You
"You know what song I love?" he says right before he puts on Jeff Buckley. Psh, and you thought you had to se [...]
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Track 2 from Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
Length: 00:04:44
Year: 0000
Track Description:
"You know what song I love?" he says right before he puts on Jeff Buckley. Psh, and you thought you had to seduce him?! Now just hope he's good in bed.
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I never thought of Camera Obscura as make-out music. Perhaps because it was a formerly a soundtrack of unrequited love for me at one time.

I saw some weird stuff on the L train. Good heavens.

Props for Elvis c.
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I love this mix.
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coy and catchy while maintaning an ironic distance. my nerd glasses are fogging.
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