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Snow White: New Wave

Snow White: New Wave
Created by: Rachael
Tracks: 9
Length: 00:41:02
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 22
2. Mix Contest 22
3. Mix Contest 22
Created on 8/20/08 10:43am
Level 5
Points 2478
Total visitors 86
Unique visitors 31
This mix was ranked #2 out of 6 entries for this contest
description:
WARNING: This mix is ridiculous.

I'm tired and stressed. I'm up to my eyeballs in work and research I don't understand. I thought I'd have a break and enter the contest.
Now it's 3:20am. Bad idea.

Not quite sure what I was thinking when I decided to do Snow White. Could i have made it any harder on myself!?!? How many songs do you know about cleaning and washing yourself?

Anyway, the result is something completely bizarre and stupid.

I think it's pretty close to what Baz Luhrmann would do with Snow White if he decided to make it into one of his wanky films though. Wanker.

tracklist

1 Eurythmics : I Need A Man
'I'm wishing'

Snow White, dressed in rags, but cheerful despite her misfortune at the hands of a [...]
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Track 18 from Greatest Hits
Length: 00:04:22
Year: 0000
Track Description:
'I'm wishing'

Snow White, dressed in rags, but cheerful despite her misfortune at the hands of a mean and hateful stepmother, scrubs the steps next to the garden. She is friend to the white birds which flock around her.
At the water well, she hums a tune and asks the birds: "Want to know a secret? Promise not to tell? We are standing by a wishing well." Then, she sings...

Original lyrics:
Make a wish into the well.
That's all you have to do.
And if you hear it echoing.
Your wish will soon come true.
I'm wishing. (Echo: I'm wishing.)
For the one I love.
To find me. (Echo: To find me.)
Today. (Echo: Today.)
I'm hoping. (Echo: I'm hoping.)
And I'm dreaming of.
The nice things (Echo: The nice things.)
He'll say. (Echo: He'll say.)

But wait. New Wave Snow Whitey is a feisty gal. She knows exactly what she wants and she wants it now.

New Wave Lyrics:
I dont care if you wont
Talk to me
You know Im not that kind of girl.
And I dont care if you wont
Walk with me
It dont give me such a thrill.
And I dont care about the way you look
You should know Im not impressed
cause theres just one thing
That Im looking for
And he dont wear a dress.

I need a man!
I need a man!
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2 Eagles of Death Metal : Cherry Cola
'One Song'

A handsome Prince Charming, the man of her dreams, happens to be riding by and he hear [...]
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Track 3 from Death By Sexy
Length: 00:03:17
Year: 2006
Track Description:
'One Song'

A handsome Prince Charming, the man of her dreams, happens to be riding by and he hears her singing. He climbs the castle wall and presumptuously finishes her song.

Original lyrics:
Now that I've found you, hear what I have to say.
One song, I have but one song
One song, only for you.
One heart, tenderly beating,
Ever entreating, constant and true.
One love, that has possessed me.
One love, really for you.
One song, my heart keeps singing.
Of one love, only for you.

New Wave Prince Charming is not so poetic, but it pleases whitey and she falls in love.

New Wave lyrics:
Got some needs yeah, I need to shake it
And I razamataz you honey, if you want me to
I can be your daddy, be your rock n' rolla'
You can be my sugar, be my cherry cola
Got some needs yeah, I need to skake it

Cherry cola
Cherry cola
Cherry cola
Cherry cola

I'm so real I don't need to fake it
Here's your chance now you need to take it
Cause I can be your daddy, be your rock n' rolla'
And you can be my sugar, be my cherry cola
Got some needs yeah, I need to shake it

Cherry cola
Cherry cola
Ch-Ch-Cherry cola
Cherry cola


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3 Goblin : Sighs
Spooky forest instrumental.

Huntsman hasn't the heart to kill an innocent girl. He tells her to " [...]
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Track 4 from Suspiria OST
Length: 00:05:18
Year: 1977
Track Description:
Spooky forest instrumental.

Huntsman hasn't the heart to kill an innocent girl. He tells her to "Run! Run away! Hide! In the woods. Anywhere. Never come back. Now go! Go! GO!".

Whitey flees into the surrealistic depths of the dark night of the forest, where her fear-filled imagination turns everything into nightmarish monsters ready to devour her. The trees grab and tear at her clothes, as the animals of the forest howl and hoot at her.
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4 Simon & Garfunkel : The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)
'A Smile and a Song'

When light dawns, it turns out the howls and hoots actually belong to the fr [...]
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Track 4 from Simon & Garfunkel Greatest Hits
Length: 00:01:50
Year: 0000
Track Description:
'A Smile and a Song'

When light dawns, it turns out the howls and hoots actually belong to the friendly woodland animals. The birdies tell her that a song is a great way to bring yourself out of bad mood.

Original lyrics:
With a smile and a song,
Life is just like a bright sunny day
Your cares fade away, and your heart is young...

New Wave lyrics:
Slow down, you move too fast.
You got to make the morning last.
Just kicking down the cobble stones.
Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.

Ba da, Ba da, Ba da, Ba da...Feelin' Groovy.

Hello lamp-post,
What cha knowin'?
I've come to watch your flowers growin'.
Ain't cha got no rhymes for me?
Doot-in' doo-doo,
Feelin' groovy.

I've got no deeds to do,
No promises to keep.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
Let the morning time drop all its petals on me.
Life, I love you,
All is groovy.
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5 Christina Aguilera : Dirrty
'Whistle While You Work'

The birdies and other friendly animals take her to a quaint cottage deep [...]
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Track 16 from Stripped
Length: 00:04:58
Year: 2002
Track Description:
'Whistle While You Work'

The birdies and other friendly animals take her to a quaint cottage deep in the forest.
Peaking through the window, Whitey sees there isn't anyone home. She decides to break in and clean. Wouldn't you?
And she sings about cleaning while she cleans.
Don't you?

Original lyrics:
Just whistle while you work
And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place.
So hum a merry tune, it won't take long,
When there's a song, to help you set the pace.

New Wave Whitey decides to get down and dirrty as she cleans, christina style.

New Wave lyrics:
Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty (Christina), you nasty (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party (woo!)

Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows) [7x]

Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
I'm comin through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and the girls gonna shake the room

DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off
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6 Battles : Atlas
'Heigh-ho'

The seven dwarves sing a little tune as they walk home from the mines.

Or [...]
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Track 2 from Mirrored
Length: 00:07:07
Year: 2007
Track Description:
'Heigh-ho'

The seven dwarves sing a little tune as they walk home from the mines.

Original lyrics:
We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. In a mine the whole day through. We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. It's what we like to do. It ain't no trick. To get rich quick. If you dig, dig, dig, with a shovel or a pick. In a mine. In a mine. In a mine. In a mine. Where a million diamonds shine.

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, It's home from work we go.
Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho,
It's home from work we go.

New Wave lyrics:
Who the fuck knows?
All I know is, this song reminds me of little men with picks, digging.
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7 Daft Punk : The Brainwasher
'Buddle - uddle - um - dum'

Whitey forces the dwarves to wash up before din dins. And of course, [...]
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Track 6 from Human After All
Length: 00:04:08
Year: 2005
Track Description:
'Buddle - uddle - um - dum'

Whitey forces the dwarves to wash up before din dins. And of course, they sing about washing themselves as they wash themselves.

New Wave dwarves do a funky dance as they wash up, because you know how popular dance is at the moment with 'so you think you can dance' and those step up films. Baz knows it too.

New Wave lyrics:
I am the brainwasher
I am the brainwasher

(You try and come up with a song about washing yourself. It's HARD)
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8 The Rolling Stones : Salt of the Earth
'The Silly Song'

After dinner they have a party and sing a silly song.

New Wave dwar [...]
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Track 10 from Begger's Banquet
Length: 00:04:47
Year: 0000
Track Description:
'The Silly Song'

After dinner they have a party and sing a silly song.

New Wave dwarves are heavy drinkers, because lets face it, mining is a tough business and who doesn't want a scotch or two when they get home from a hard day's work?

New Wave dwarves have a drunken, middle class workers sing-a-long.

New Wave lyrics:
Lets drink to the hard working people
Lets drink to the lowly of birth
Raise your glass to the good and the evil
Lets drink to the salt of the earth
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9 Björk : One Day
'Someday My Prince Will Come'

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Track 7 from Debut
Length: 00:05:15
Year: 0000
Track Description:
'Someday My Prince Will Come'

Whitey tells her new friends about her lost love in song format.

Original lyrics:
He was so romantic, I could not resist.
Someday my Prince will come
Someday we'll meet again
And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know
Someday when spring is here
We'll find our loved one
And the bees will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Someday when my dreams come true.

New Wave lyrics:
One day, it will happen
One day, it will all come true.

One day, when you're ready
One day, when you're up to it.

The atmosphere
Will get lighter
And two suns ready
To shine just for you
I can feel it, I can feel it.

One day it will happen
One day, one day it will all make sense

One day, you will blossom
One day, one day when you're ready.
One day, one day, one day, one day, one day, one day, one day,(repeat) it will all come true.

And that's all the songs! Thank god. I'm going to bed.
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awarded on 2009-01-28

Level 17
Brilliant.
9/20/08 04:08pm
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A random badge for a random mix, Serious Cat is mildly amused by your mix. Congrats on third.

Serious Cat for president. 2008. Seriously.
awarded on 2007-07-14

Level 26
I know the contest is over and everything but I have something to add, because it's killing me!!!

A few days after i posted this mix i realised how it should finish.
'Someday my prince will come: reprise', which plays at the very end of the film when Prince Charming kisses Snow white and they ride off into the distance should be replaced with David Bowie's 'Wild Is The Wind'.

It's perfect! "With your kiss my life begins" - ahhh!!!

That song just came on my itunes randomly and i remembered how perfect it would have been for this mix and i just had to share that with anyone who cares before i bash my head against a wall. Thankyou for your time.
9/11/08 07:17am
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awarded on 2009-03-07

Level 18
Absolutely awesome. I almost scrapped my mix and started over when I saw this. Brilliant.
8/21/08 04:38pm
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awarded on 2009-01-29

Level 22
For someone who was tired and stressed while doing this- Cheers to you!

8/20/08 05:07pm
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Despite the fact that TEAM ROBOT was crushed like a Pabst can at a frat party by the might claws of TEAM MONSTER, you are still deserving of a badge... Loser.
awarded on 2006-10-18

Level 40
I was giving you +5 just for the use of 'wanker' in the cover art, but this is excellent. When the people hear about this they will forget about playing Dark Side of The Moon whiole they watch the Wizard of Oz. Bloody great.
8/20/08 03:50pm
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