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N-O-V Novel-t
| N-O-V Novel-t | |
| Created by: | nopolian |
| Tracks: | 13 |
| Length: | 00:45:56 |
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1. better'n 2. christian 3. rock |
| Created on | 10/11/06 03:23pm |
| Level | 6 |
| Points | 2750 |
| Total visitors | 86 |
| Unique visitors | 50 |
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i recently read about banksy's release of imposter paris hilton cds containing slanderous tracks and doctored photos of the space princess. then i deducted that paris hilton was actually releasing a cd.
her album is wonderful, to be sure, and i felt compelled to celebrate her artistic expression in all its surefire glory.
"golden throats" was rhino's 1988 effort to showcase celebrities singing familiar songs, but i'd like to take it a step further. this is a mixtape of some genuine attempts of non-musical celebrities to actually write and perform songs.
her album is wonderful, to be sure, and i felt compelled to celebrate her artistic expression in all its surefire glory.
"golden throats" was rhino's 1988 effort to showcase celebrities singing familiar songs, but i'd like to take it a step further. this is a mixtape of some genuine attempts of non-musical celebrities to actually write and perform songs.
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| 1 | Paris Hilton : Stars Are Blind |
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paris inspired this mixtape. cotton candy pop some kind of wonderful.
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Track 3 from Paris
Length: 00:03:56 Year: 2006 |
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paris inspired this mixtape. cotton candy pop some kind of wonderful. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Jerry Springer : Dr. Talk |
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can he sing? no. does he sing? yes, and he records it onto cds and releases them on his own springer yankee [...]
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Track 1 from Dr. Talk
Length: 00:03:30 Year: 1995 |
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can he sing? no. does he sing? yes, and he records it onto cds and releases them on his own springer yankee label. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | david hasselhoff : Flying on the Wings of Tenderness |
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paris may have been the inspiration, but this mixtape would never have been made if not for this man of all me [...]
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Track 8 from Looking for Freedom
Length: 00:03:42 Year: 1989 |
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paris may have been the inspiration, but this mixtape would never have been made if not for this man of all men. the title alone speaks volumes. hasselhoff's writing is so powerful it makes you cry the teardrops of passion. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Corey Feldman : Systematic Getaway |
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ooh, systematic getaway! sounds awesome, doesn't it? check it out. you will be rewarded.
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Track 3 from Former Child Actor
Length: 00:02:52 Year: 2002 |
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ooh, systematic getaway! sounds awesome, doesn't it? check it out. you will be rewarded. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Eddie Murphy : C-O-N Confused |
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eddie murphy actually wrote this song, which is why it's so damn good. prince akeem has got t-a-l talent. (i [...]
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Track 3 from How Could It Be
Length: 00:03:41 Year: 1985 |
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eddie murphy actually wrote this song, which is why it's so damn good. prince akeem has got t-a-l talent. (i'm impressed and humbled to see that "party all the time" has already been used on the mtc) SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Shaquille O'Neal : (I Know I Got) Skillz |
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shaq relies on sheer size to dominate on the court - that's not skill. but he definitely has the skillz to ma [...]
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Track 2 from Shaq Diesel
Length: 00:04:23 Year: 1993 |
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shaq relies on sheer size to dominate on the court - that's not skill. but he definitely has the skillz to make some of the most groundbreaking hip hop sam goody has ever shelved. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | William Shatner : The Transformed Man |
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is he joking? serious? being ironic? is he sucking?
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Track 6 from The Transformed Man
Length: 00:03:38 Year: 1968 |
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is he joking? serious? being ironic? is he sucking? SHOW LESS
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| 8 | david hasselhoff : Night Rocker |
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yes, again...rock it!
k.i.t.t.: but michael, my turbo boost can only be used once per episode. mic [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 1 from Night Rider
Length: 00:03:41 Year: 1984 |
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yes, again...rock it! k.i.t.t.: but michael, my turbo boost can only be used once per episode. michael: well i'm usin' it! SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Jamie Foxx : Peep This |
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you heard him. peep it.
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Track 1 from Peep This
Length: 00:03:29 Year: 1994 |
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you heard him. peep it. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Scott Baio : She's Trouble |
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as if being chachi, charles, and uncle jesse's old biker buddy (hmmm?) on full house wasn't tubular enough, sc [...]
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Track 0 from The Boys Are Out Tonight
Length: 00:03:00 Year: 1983 |
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as if being chachi, charles, and uncle jesse's old biker buddy (hmmm?) on full house wasn't tubular enough, scott baio pierces the stratosphere of cool with this red light of a ditty. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | Kobe Bryant : K.O.B.E. |
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"thug poet" lost to this track because it also features tyra banks.
as for the album, 'visions' ended [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 0 from Visions
Length: 00:03:20 Year: 2000 |
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"thug poet" lost to this track because it also features tyra banks. as for the album, 'visions' ended up living up to its name. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Burt Reynolds : You Can't Always Sing A Happy Song |
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time to wind this tape down with some classic crap. here's an early 70s heartwrencher that really tells it li [...]
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Track 6 from Ask Me What I Am
Length: 00:03:00 Year: 1973 |
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time to wind this tape down with some classic crap. here's an early 70s heartwrencher that really tells it like it is. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Father John : Holy Heat |
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this was the ultimate mixtape closer for me. father john is a priest formerly of st. john's milwaukie in milw [...]
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Track 3 from U R Loved
Length: 00:03:44 Year: 1999 |
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this was the ultimate mixtape closer for me. father john is a priest formerly of st. john's milwaukie in milwaukie, oregon. and yes, he released a rap cd that really tackled the tough issues, demanding of modern youth, "what's up with all this hate?" what IS up with all this hate, neighbors? can anyone tell me? "we gotta praise him for his power/workin' each and every hour" sickest rhymes ever heard in a church, kid. my friend who belonged to this parish told me a great story from the beginning of father john's rap career. after mass, the guitarist from the album asked brian, "you know that album?" to which brian replied, "yeah." the guitar god pomps, "yeah, i played guitar for all those songs." walk away, dude, you've dazzled the lost with some righteous riffs, now just walk away. smooth. he had a pony tail and a hawaiian shirt. SHOW LESS
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Level 14
Brilliant!
Now only if it had that Corky guy singin on here.....
Now only if it had that Corky guy singin on here.....
12/05/07 03:47pm
The Yay! Badge VI
This elusive badge is bestowed to those who can truly comprehend the colossal sophistication and the unfathomable, enigmatical origins of the elusive 'YAY!'.
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
awarded on 2007-05-16
Level 19
personally, i prefer eddie's "party all the time" but good lookin out
1/08/07 10:10pm
Team Robot Member
Despite the fact that TEAM ROBOT was crushed like a Pabst can at a frat party by the might claws of TEAM MONSTER, you are still deserving of a badge... Loser.
awarded on 2006-10-18
Level 40
Just brilliant. I can think of a few minor British actors, sports peoiple etc who have made records like this, but luckily for you, most people outside the UK would not have heard of them!
10/12/06 01:31pm
Team Robot - First Place
A special badge for the first-place winner of the fabled robots vs. monsters mixtape contest. As my boy Johnny 5 would say, "Robot Team kick your ass, Robot Team Kick your face, Robot Team kick your balls into outer space"
awarded on 2006-10-18
Level 28
aces
10/12/06 08:41am
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really love you guys. That said, put your pants on and get out before we call the cops.
awarded on 2007-02-14
Level 18
i can see clearly from all the tags that there are some true gems that i've either excluded or never heard of, sadly.
these songs, though often terrbible, are awfully funny to listen to, so i think i'll start a celeb thread in the forum so we can all see what we're missing out on.
these songs, though often terrbible, are awfully funny to listen to, so i think i'll start a celeb thread in the forum so we can all see what we're missing out on.
10/12/06 08:28am
