...and your songs are shite

...and your songs are shite
Created by: immers
Tracks: 13
Length: 01:05:45
Keywords 1. You
2. Don't
3. Like Music
Created on 11/8/06 12:15am
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description:
A new guy started working with me a few months ago, within a couple of days he told me that he was a music snob, that isnt really a problem. I work with several music people so he proudly passed around a list of his mp3s and told us if we wanted anything. Well people he, in a word likes shit. Which in itself isnt really a problem, he then began to diss everything I let him hear. It was either 'sounded terrible' or 'wasn't as good as their newer stuff' and every day I have to listen to him go on about how great the music from Riverdance is or that he has never heard of them. So every day I tell him his music is no good. I thought I would make a mix for him, now I dont expect him to like it, I really just want him to read the liner notes.

P.S I am not usually filled with such vitriol and hate, but he has driven me to it!

PSS I stole the title from Malcolm Middleton

enjoy

tracklist

1 Louis Armstrong : St. Louis Blues
No George Benson isnt Jazz. This is Jazz; oh and no one needs more that 4 strings on a bass guitar>
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Track 1 from Satch Plays W.C. Handy
Length: 00:08:52
Year: 1954
Track Description:
No George Benson isnt Jazz. This is Jazz; oh and no one needs more that 4 strings on a bass guitar>
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2 Patsy Cline : Crazy
Celine Dion wishes she could sing like this. So she can fuck off back to Canada with her horses face and her frenchie accent
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Track 2 from Patsy Cline Story
Length: 00:02:45
Year: 1963
Track Description:
Celine Dion wishes she could sing like this. So she can fuck off back to Canada with her horses face and her frenchie accent
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3 Johnny Cash : Folsom Prison Blues
Gareth Brooks?? I'm sorry did you say something
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Track 3 from At Folsom Prison and San Quentin
Length: 00:02:42
Track Description:
Gareth Brooks?? I'm sorry did you say something
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4 Dead Can Dance : The Spider's Stratagem
Keep listening to Enigma and Riverdance Saddo
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Track 4 from Into the Labyrinth
Length: 00:06:42
Year: 1993
Track Description:
Keep listening to Enigma and Riverdance Saddo
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5 David Bowie : Diamond Dogs
You only know David Bowie as the Goblin King?? That isnt Bowie, this is. Bitch
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Track 5 from Diamond Dogs
Length: 00:05:58
Year: 1974
Track Description:
You only know David Bowie as the Goblin King?? That isnt Bowie, this is. Bitch
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6 My Bloody Valentine : Only Shallow
You cant hear the words? Thats because your stupid
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Track 6 from Loveless
Length: 00:04:19
Year: 1991
Track Description:
You cant hear the words? Thats because your stupid
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7 Joy Division : Love Will Tear Us Apart
You claim to like depressing music and yet you don't like Joy Division because its easy to hang yourself and if he was really depressed he would of picked a more inventive way to go? and you are a prick
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Track 7 from The Complete BBC Recordings
Length: 00:03:25
Year: 2000
Track Description:
You claim to like depressing music and yet you don't like Joy Division because its easy to hang yourself and if he was really depressed he would of picked a more inventive way to go? and you are a prick
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8 Led Zeppelin : When the Levee Breaks
Robert Plant used to be good.
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Track 8 from Led Zeppelin IV
Length: 00:07:08
Year: 1971
Track Description:
Robert Plant used to be good.
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9 The Clash : London Calling
Excuse me, you've never heard of the Clash WTF??
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Track 9 from London Calling
Length: 00:03:20
Year: 1979
Track Description:
Excuse me, you've never heard of the Clash WTF??
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10 The Police : Every Breath You Take
Yeah, Sting used to be good too.
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Track 10 from Synchronicity
Length: 00:07:17
Year: 1983
Track Description:
Yeah, Sting used to be good too.
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11 Peter Gabriel : Solsbury Hill
You should listen to these people from back when they could make records
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Track 11 from Vanilla Sky (Soundtrack)
Length: 00:04:20
Year: 2001
Track Description:
You should listen to these people from back when they could make records
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12 Beatles : Strawberry Fields Forever
You dont care for the Beatles?? Wow you must really hate music
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Track 12 from Magical Mystery Tour
Length: 00:04:10
Year: 1967
Track Description:
You dont care for the Beatles?? Wow you must really hate music
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13 Pink Floyd : The Great Gig in the Sky
You can stick your Tangerine Dream up your arse
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Track 13 from Dark Side Of the Moon
Length: 00:04:47
Year: 1973
Track Description:
You can stick your Tangerine Dream up your arse
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Who wouldn't like a mix with MBV?
7/16/08 6:16pm
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What a cockface. Cool mix.
7/29/07 3:09am
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LOVE IT!
HOW OLD IS THE DOUCHE YOU MADE THIS FOR?
4/26/07 12:29pm
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i burnt this one, it's unreal :D i've mostly seen mixtapes made in sadness or joy, never in anger, and how! practically unique.
2/10/07 2:22am
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i dont care for the beatles either. i dont hate them, but theyre def not my fav band. it's a take-it-or-leave-it situation.
11/14/06 3:52pm
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If he doesn't like songs from this mix he deserves to be punched in the face repeatedly.
11/10/06 3:27pm
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TOTALLYWONDERFUL.

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11/9/06 8:11pm
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immers, i HEARD that! +
11/8/06 11:54am
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ILOVETHISMIX.
11/8/06 10:54am
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I applaud your mixtape and the reasons behind it, but leave Marmite alone!
11/8/06 10:38am
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ParYen, you are correct; I dont give a shit what he listens to; but dont give me attitude about my stuff!
11/8/06 8:27am
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this is awesome
i got to school with a lot of people like your coworker, so i can relate
11/8/06 7:18am
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like you alluded to in your description, there's nothing wrong with his musical tastes-- to each his/her own. the problem is his attitude toward the whole thing. i dislike him because of that and i don't even know him.
11/8/06 7:17am
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How could he have any problem with this mix? The MTC should hire an "Enforcer" that goes around the country and swipes the knees of "these types." The snobs are sent to a rehab (reprogramming) clinic where they are only exposed to MTC approved "Glue of the Universe" music. Well, that's what I say. This mix is golden. Bonus points for DCD.
11/8/06 6:05am
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I commented on his musical taste in each other the track notes. He likes people that used to be good but always after they ceased to produce anything worthwhile, ie he believes that Robert Plant's solo work eclipses anything he did with Zepplin as for the other stuff he likes, Celine Dion, Enigma and the Music from Riverdance/Lord of the Dance. its all horrible shit
11/8/06 5:42am
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when the levee breaks was the first song i learned to play on the drums -- and that makes me love your mix. maybe pabst blue ribbon helped a bit....
11/8/06 2:13am
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What kind of music does he like? Is he a snob in the sense that he thinks only music with clarinet solos are good?
11/8/06 12:58am