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...and your songs are shite

...and your songs are shite
Created by: immers
Tracks: 13
Length: 01:05:45
Keywords 1. You
2. Don't
3. Like Music
Created on 11/08/06 12:15am
Level 7
Points 3135
Total visitors 114
Unique visitors 54
description:
A new guy started working with me a few months ago, within a couple of days he told me that he was a music snob, that isnt really a problem. I work with several music people so he proudly passed around a list of his mp3s and told us if we wanted anything. Well people he, in a word likes shit. Which in itself isnt really a problem, he then began to diss everything I let him hear. It was either 'sounded terrible' or 'wasn't as good as their newer stuff' and every day I have to listen to him go on about how great the music from Riverdance is or that he has never heard of them. So every day I tell him his music is no good. I thought I would make a mix for him, now I dont expect him to like it, I really just want him to read the liner notes.

P.S I am not usually filled with such vitriol and hate, but he has driven me to it!

PSS I stole the title from Malcolm Middleton

enjoy

tracklist

1 Louis Armstrong : St. Louis Blues
No George Benson isnt Jazz. This is Jazz; oh and no one needs more that 4 strings on a bass guitar>
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Track 1 from Satch Plays W.C. Handy
Length: 00:08:52
Year: 1954
Track Description:
No George Benson isnt Jazz. This is Jazz; oh and no one needs more that 4 strings on a bass guitar>
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2 Patsy Cline : Crazy
Celine Dion wishes she could sing like this. So she can fuck off back to Canada with her horses face and her f [...]
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Track 14 from Patsy Cline Story
Length: 00:02:45
Year: 1963
Track Description:
Celine Dion wishes she could sing like this. So she can fuck off back to Canada with her horses face and her frenchie accent
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3 Johnny Cash : Folsom Prison Blues
Gareth Brooks?? I'm sorry did you say something
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Track 1 from At Folsom Prison and San Quentin
Length: 00:02:42
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Gareth Brooks?? I'm sorry did you say something
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4 Dead Can Dance : The Spider's Stratagem
Keep listening to Enigma and Riverdance Saddo
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Track 9 from Into the Labyrinth
Length: 00:06:42
Year: 1993
Track Description:
Keep listening to Enigma and Riverdance Saddo
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5 David Bowie : Diamond Dogs
You only know David Bowie as the Goblin King?? That isnt Bowie, this is. Bitch
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Track 2 from Diamond Dogs
Length: 00:05:58
Year: 1974
Track Description:
You only know David Bowie as the Goblin King?? That isnt Bowie, this is. Bitch
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6 My Bloody Valentine : Only Shallow
You cant hear the words? Thats because your stupid
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Track 1 from Loveless
Length: 00:04:19
Year: 1991
Track Description:
You cant hear the words? Thats because your stupid
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7 Joy Division : Love Will Tear Us Apart
You claim to like depressing music and yet you don't like Joy Division because its easy to hang yourself and i [...]
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Track 5 from The Complete BBC Recordings
Length: 00:03:25
Year: 2000
Track Description:
You claim to like depressing music and yet you don't like Joy Division because its easy to hang yourself and if he was really depressed he would of picked a more inventive way to go? and you are a prick
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8 Led Zeppelin : When the Levee Breaks
Robert Plant used to be good.
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Track 8 from Led Zeppelin IV
Length: 00:07:08
Year: 1971
Track Description:
Robert Plant used to be good.
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9 The Clash : London Calling
Excuse me, you've never heard of the Clash WTF??
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Track 1 from London Calling
Length: 00:03:20
Year: 1979
Track Description:
Excuse me, you've never heard of the Clash WTF??
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10 The Police : Every Breath You Take
Yeah, Sting used to be good too.
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Track 7 from Synchronicity
Length: 00:07:17
Year: 1983
Track Description:
Yeah, Sting used to be good too.
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11 Peter Gabriel : Solsbury Hill
You should listen to these people from back when they could make records
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Track 4 from Vanilla Sky (Soundtrack)
Length: 00:04:20
Year: 2001
Track Description:
You should listen to these people from back when they could make records
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12 Beatles : Strawberry Fields Forever
You dont care for the Beatles?? Wow you must really hate music
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Track 8 from Magical Mystery Tour
Length: 00:04:10
Year: 1967
Track Description:
You dont care for the Beatles?? Wow you must really hate music
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13 Pink Floyd : The Great Gig in the Sky
You can stick your Tangerine Dream up your arse
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Track 4 from Dark Side Of the Moon
Length: 00:04:47
Year: 1973
Track Description:
You can stick your Tangerine Dream up your arse
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Who wouldn't like a mix with MBV?
7/16/08 06:16pm
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What a cockface. Cool mix.
7/29/07 03:09am
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Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.

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awarded on 2007-11-01

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LOVE IT!
HOW OLD IS THE DOUCHE YOU MADE THIS FOR?
4/26/07 12:29pm
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i burnt this one, it's unreal :D i've mostly seen mixtapes made in sadness or joy, never in anger, and how! practically unique.
2/10/07 02:22am
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Level 28
i dont care for the beatles either. i dont hate them, but theyre def not my fav band. it's a take-it-or-leave-it situation.
11/14/06 03:52pm
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