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Fag Stew Tastes Like Fruit Salad.
| Fag Stew Tastes Like Fruit Salad. | |
| Created by: | whackedtollie |
| Tracks: | 14 |
| Length: | 00:59:45 |
| Keywords |
1. with a 2. side of 3. hag fries |
| Created on | 3/08/07 09:36pm |
| Level | 4 |
| Points | 1817 |
| Total visitors | 59 |
| Unique visitors | 33 |
description:
A long series of inside jokes and code words would have to be explained for the title of this mix to make any sense and/or to stop looking like a horribly cruel and homophobic joke about gays. So I'll give it to you in the track descriptions! Yay!
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| 1 | Wham! : Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go |
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First of all I'd just like to clarify that, as a proud fag-hag (urban dictionary it if you don't know what tha [...]
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Track 1 from Make It Big
Length: 00:03:51 Year: 1984 |
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First of all I'd just like to clarify that, as a proud fag-hag (urban dictionary it if you don't know what that is), I'm allowed to call my best friend who happens to be half-gay a fag. It's the rules. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Republica : Drop Dead Gorgeous |
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We also call other gay guys we know fags. It kind of grew on us I guess.
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Track 6 from Republica
Length: 00:04:31 Year: 1996 |
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We also call other gay guys we know fags. It kind of grew on us I guess. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Head Automatica : Beating Heart Baby |
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There happens to be a growing circle of fags (all centered around one particular fag who is, literally, everyo [...]
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Track 3 from Decadence
Length: 00:03:23 Year: 2004 |
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There happens to be a growing circle of fags (all centered around one particular fag who is, literally, everyone's ex-boyfriend) who all seem to sleep with each other and hang out with each other all the time that we call "The Oven." SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Peaches : Fuck the Pain Away |
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The Oven is, in the simplest of terms, a soap opera. We recently made our first appearance and have, as yet, [...]
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Track 1 from The Teaches of Peaches
Length: 00:04:08 Year: 2002 |
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The Oven is, in the simplest of terms, a soap opera. We recently made our first appearance and have, as yet, not been able to get away from the set. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | France Gall : Sacré Charlemagne |
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This isn't for lack of trying -- it's just that fags rarely listen to their hags' advice, even if it is very g [...]
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Track 4 from Poupée de cire, poupée de son
Length: 00:02:50 Year: 1992 |
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This isn't for lack of trying -- it's just that fags rarely listen to their hags' advice, even if it is very good. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | t.A.t.U. : Not Gonna Get Us |
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Since my fag got involved with the Oven we've just been bitching about them the whole fucking time. I mean, h [...]
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Track 1 from 200 km/h in the Wrong Lane
Length: 00:04:24 Year: 2002 |
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Since my fag got involved with the Oven we've just been bitching about them the whole fucking time. I mean, how could you not? Everyone cheats and nearly everyone is a big gay slutbag, and we got thrown right in the middle of it. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | DJ Sammy : Heaven |
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So, one day in Ceramics class, while our classmate and fellow Oven-member was across the room, we sterted spec [...]
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Track 2 from Heaven
Length: 00:03:55 Year: 2002 |
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So, one day in Ceramics class, while our classmate and fellow Oven-member was across the room, we sterted speculating about what it would be like to put The Oven in a real oven. This, of course, as always with me and my fag, turned into an elaborately stupid running inside joke. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Beyonce : Irreplaceable |
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We have lots of those -- for example, the only reason we started calling the circle of guys "The Oven" is beca [...]
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Track 9 from B'day
Length: 00:03:47 Year: 2006 |
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We have lots of those -- for example, the only reason we started calling the circle of guys "The Oven" is because we already had a slew of code-words and such that had to do with food and cooking utensils. "Spatulas," for instance, are code for "cute guy." "Ladle" is code for "cute girl." This makes it lots easier to point out hot people in public. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Michael Jackson : Billie Jean |
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ANYWAY, back to Fag Stew. It turns out that when you make fag stew, it tastes like fruit salad.
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Track 6 from Thriller
Length: 00:04:53 Year: 1982 |
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ANYWAY, back to Fag Stew. It turns out that when you make fag stew, it tastes like fruit salad. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | The Phoenix Foundation : Going Fishing (remix) |
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Bisexual guys like my fag apparently taste like tomatoes because, "I taste like a vegetable, but I'm really a [...]
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Track 1 from [non-album tracks]
Length: 00:05:57 Year: 2004 |
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Bisexual guys like my fag apparently taste like tomatoes because, "I taste like a vegetable, but I'm really a fruit!" Don't ask me why tomatoes are in the fruit salad. Or is it Fag Stew? Dammit! SHOW LESS
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| 11 | India.Arie : Video |
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When you have fag stew you can't, of course, serve it alone... you have to make a side of hag fries!
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Track 2 from Acoustic Soul
Length: 00:04:12 Year: 2001 |
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When you have fag stew you can't, of course, serve it alone... you have to make a side of hag fries! SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Paula Cole : Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? |
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Only the annoying hags get sliced and fried, of course. All hags taste like potatoes. There are no exception [...]
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Track 2 from Fire
Length: 00:04:26 Year: 1996 |
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Only the annoying hags get sliced and fried, of course. All hags taste like potatoes. There are no exceptions. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | Celine Dion : My Heart Will Go On |
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According to our friend Sharique, if you made fries out of me they would be pre-salted because Jews taste like [...]
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Track 14 from Titanic Soundtrack
Length: 00:05:10 Year: 1997 |
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According to our friend Sharique, if you made fries out of me they would be pre-salted because Jews taste like salt and I am Jewish. I also taste extra-potatoey because I'm Irish, too. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Alanis Morissette : Thank You |
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Now, for the mix: All tracks are songs that me and my fag greatly enjoy (read: flip out about every time the [...]
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Track 1 from The Collection
Length: 00:04:18 Year: 2005 |
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Now, for the mix: All tracks are songs that me and my fag greatly enjoy (read: flip out about every time they come on) and I made this mix for our next road trip. I don't think it needs too much description other than: he wants to learn French (hence track 5) and we're both crazy Alanis fanatics (hence this track). Also, the amount of dance tracks and such (I nearly put Madonna on this, honestly) is due to the fact that he's kind of a fruity bisexual (sometimes) and I'm... well, I'm a fag-hag. So yeah. End! SHOW LESS
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You're the cutest fag-hag ever.
I actually don't like these songs, but I'd give anything to have a gay pal and/or you to share them with.
I actually don't like these songs, but I'd give anything to have a gay pal and/or you to share them with.
7/04/07 08:13am
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Level 32
Best title ever.
4/17/07 09:54am
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Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
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Level 24
Why'd you have to go with Celine Dion?
WHY?
WHY?
3/09/07 04:34pm
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funny title/concept. i'm a "gay", and i definitely don't mind. haha.
3/08/07 09:48pm
