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Killing Fish with Our Guts

Killing Fish with Our Guts
Created by: sledgbrainerd
Tracks: 22
Length: 01:19:50
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 16
2. Mix Contest 16
3. Mix Contest 16
Created on 10/02/07 11:17pm
Level 6
Points 2599
Total visitors 86
Unique visitors 51
This mix was ranked #2 out of 14 entries for this contest
description:
Summer is my favorite. Yeah its hot as hades which can get heinous at times, but during this time of the year I always want to go fishing and drink lots of bears (or beers even). I have never fished though. So here is what would happen if I did actually fish. I would bring a little battery powered boom box, and 30 pack of Tecate, Mr. Littlejeans, and because I dont know anyone in LA that fishes, my new-met-off-craigs-list-friend, Miguel. I guess he isnt technically a friend since I have to pay him 10 dollars an hour to fish with me.

Anyweigh, Here is our trip:

tracklist

1 Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers : I Need to Know
I look up Miguel's address on Google Maps and realize that he actually lives in one of the shacks in my backya [...]
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Track 5 from Anthology Through the Years
Length: 00:02:24
Year: 2000
Track Description:
I look up Miguel's address on Google Maps and realize that he actually lives in one of the shacks in my backyard. It turns out hes the dad of these little girls that always write "Fuck U Bitch OK" on my car's windows with silver crayon. I am pissed already, and we havent even gotten in my car yet. I tell him we can still go on the trip but he cant drink any of my cerveza. Mr. Littlejeans feels uncomfortable.
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2 John Lennon : Well, Well, Well
We get in my car. I call it the Black Lion. Its a 98 Jetta. It's asweet ride, though not nearly as sweet as [...]
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Track 8 from Plastic Ono Band
Length: 00:05:57
Year: 1970
Track Description:
We get in my car. I call it the Black Lion. Its a 98 Jetta. It's asweet ride, though not nearly as sweet as my bosses Range Rover, but that's for another time completely. Mr. Littlejeans rides on the dashboard none of us speak the whole time it takes to get to the ocean (19 miles = 1.5 hours = ? kilometers).
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3 Leonard Cohen : Diamonds in the Mine
We get to the fuckin beach and we board the boat that we somehow have access to. I drink 2 Tecates before we [...]
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Track 0 from Songs of Love and Hate
Length: 00:03:52
Year: 1970
Track Description:
We get to the fuckin beach and we board the boat that we somehow have access to. I drink 2 Tecates before we even untie the boat. 2 down, 28 to go. I get kinda loosey goosey and start to feel bad about not speaking to Miguel. I go up and shake his hand, give him a high five, and a peck on the cheek. I smile at him and look at him in the eyes. Simultaneously we both reach to untie the boat and our hands touch, which startles us and we pull our hands away quickly. If you think thats awkward, just wait for the rest of this story.
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4 Hot Snakes : LAX
We dont speak for the whole boatride out to our spot. Im not sure where our spot was exactly as I let Mr. Lit [...]
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Track 7 from Suicide Invoice
Length: 00:02:01
Year: 2002
Track Description:
We dont speak for the whole boatride out to our spot. Im not sure where our spot was exactly as I let Mr. Littlejeans drive and our directions flew into the sea. The SEXUAL TENSION kept us quiet for quite some time.
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5 The Kinks : Johnny Thunders (Stereo Mix)
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Track 19 from Village Green Preservation Society
Length: 00:02:34
Year: 1968
Track Description:
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6 Roxy Music : Prairie Rose
I look his direction and he looks towards me and I look away quickly. I am suddenly a ticking time-bomb of an [...]
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Track 0 from Country Life
Length: 00:05:12
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I look his direction and he looks towards me and I look away quickly. I am suddenly a ticking time-bomb of anger and regret. I cant wait to catch some muthafukkin fish.
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7 David Bowie : Always Crashing in the Same Car
I looked up and noticed there was a boat following us. I told Mr. Littlejeans to kick the engine into top gea [...]
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Track 5 from Low
Length: 00:03:33
Year: 1977
Track Description:
I looked up and noticed there was a boat following us. I told Mr. Littlejeans to kick the engine into top gear, but he is a stuffed animal and he cant hear. They were gaining on us rather quickly, which surprised me cuz it was like an old sailboat.
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8 Faith No More : Evidence
Before I knew it we were boarded by the inhabitants of the other boat. You kinda would have had to be there t [...]
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Track 3 from King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime
Length: 00:04:54
Year: 1995
Track Description:
Before I knew it we were boarded by the inhabitants of the other boat. You kinda would have had to be there to understand, but I'll try my best to describe them.

They looked kinda like sailors, but KINDA funny, but sorta gay, and a little burly, and really funny, man oh man I wish you coulda been there to see it!
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9 Ween : Fiesta
The only weapons these gay sailors had were wet seaweed mixed in with poisen oak that they would whip us with [...]
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Track 1 from La Cucaracha
Length: 00:02:16
Year: 2007
Track Description:
The only weapons these gay sailors had were wet seaweed mixed in with poisen oak that they would whip us with and then they would throw sand in our hair. Fuck. that shit never gets out.

They tell us to perform fellatio on each other and I volunteer to go down on Miguel first. That way while Im going to town, Miguel can think of a plan and hopefully not have to go down on me. His religion forbids that behavior unless you are on of the priests. (rimshot)

I kid I kid.

I looked up to Miguel to make sure we were on the same unspoken page about the whole "not in the eyes" thing, and I saw a wierd look on his face. HE HAD A PLAN.
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10 Fugazi : Furniture
Remember that scene in The Life Aquatic where Steve Zissou saves the whole fuckin day from the pirates and shi [...]
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Track 1 from Furniture
Length: 00:03:35
Year: 2001
Track Description:
Remember that scene in The Life Aquatic where Steve Zissou saves the whole fuckin day from the pirates and shit? THATS EXACTLY THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED NEXT! Instead of leaving a 3 legged dog behind, however, they left a bunch of hot asian girls that for some reason were dressed like Cats (like the Musical). Maybe those sailors were only half-gay. Isn't everyone supposed to be half-gay?
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11 Minus the Bear : Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse
We totally partied with those hot Cats girls. All they needed was one Tecate each and they were trashed, whic [...]
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Track 3 from Highly Refined Pirates
Length: 00:05:24
Year: 2002
Track Description:
We totally partied with those hot Cats girls. All they needed was one Tecate each and they were trashed, which was nice. We danced and we had fun.Then I told the girls that they had to settle down and be quiet because the men had to fish.
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12 Plaid : 3 Recurring
The men cast their lines into the sea.
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Track 4 from Rest Proof Clockwork
Length: 00:00:45
Year: 1999
Track Description:
The men cast their lines into the sea.
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13 The Flaming Lips : Approaching Pavonis Mons by Balloon (Utopia Planitia)
The ladies all curl up to each other (just like real cats, how cute is that?) and they all fall asleep. The d [...]
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Track 0 from Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
Length: 00:03:12
Year: 2002
Track Description:
The ladies all curl up to each other (just like real cats, how cute is that?) and they all fall asleep. The day must have tuckered them out, bless their little hearts. I spotted Mr. Littlejeans curled up in the cleacage of one of the girls. Man, that guy is such a party animal.
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14 DJ Shadow : Walkie Talkie
We started catching tons of fish. Awesome fish. One was such a good fish, I pulled the hook out of his cheek [...]
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Track 6 from In Tune and on Time
Length: 00:03:53
Year: 2004
Track Description:
We started catching tons of fish. Awesome fish. One was such a good fish, I pulled the hook out of his cheek and he regurgitated some lost undersea treasure onto my lap. I lovingly gave him a nice gentle peck on the cheek and through him back into the fish. I went on to recatch that fish four more times but he never gave me more treasure.
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15 Madvillain : Money Folder
Miguel started to go crazy when I showed him the treasure. He stood up and was pacing around all straight-leg [...]
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Track 1 from Madvillain: The Four Tet Remixes
Length: 00:02:48
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Miguel started to go crazy when I showed him the treasure. He stood up and was pacing around all straight-legged on the deck babbling in spanish. Then he took of all of his clothes except for his cowboy hat and pounced onto the napping pussy cats.
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16 Kanye West : I Wonder
Luckily I was quick and I pulled out my video camera and filmed the crazy Miguel/Cat Ladies orgy that was happ [...]
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Track 4 from Graduation
Length: 00:04:04
Year: 2007
Track Description:
Luckily I was quick and I pulled out my video camera and filmed the crazy Miguel/Cat Ladies orgy that was happening on my poop deck. Is it possible for it to be bukkake when its a bunch of chicks and a dude? I think I got that on camera. Dont worry its on the internets now (www.hornblaster.com).
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17 MF Doom : Rapp Snitch Knishes
After everyone wiped themselves off, all of the kitties looked hungry so I threw them a fush and they swarmed [...]
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Track 13 from MM..Food?
Length: 00:02:52
Year: 2004
Track Description:
After everyone wiped themselves off, all of the kitties looked hungry so I threw them a fush and they swarmed it. All that was left was bones.
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18 Medeski Martin & Wood : Tsukemono
I decided it was good time to go back. Miguel and I smiled at each other proudly.

We had caught 40 [...]
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Track 11 from The Dropper
Length: 00:03:24
Year: 2000
Track Description:
I decided it was good time to go back. Miguel and I smiled at each other proudly.

We had caught 400 fish between us.
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19 The Meters : Grass
On the ride back Mr. Littlejeans lets his new cat-girl-friend drive the boat and he rolled us a fart blunt. A [...]
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Track 13 from Look-Ka Py Py
Length: 00:02:43
Year: 0000
Track Description:
On the ride back Mr. Littlejeans lets his new cat-girl-friend drive the boat and he rolled us a fart blunt. A fat blunt I mean. Anyway everyone got really high and we started dancing again.
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20 The Roots : I Remain Calm
We got back to the car and I realized the Black Lion was not going to be able to hold everyone. I figured if [...]
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Track 5 from Do You Want More?!!!?!?
Length: 00:04:08
Year: 1995
Track Description:
We got back to the car and I realized the Black Lion was not going to be able to hold everyone. I figured if one person got left behind then it would work. I decided it was going to have to be Miguel.
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21 A Tribe Called Quest : Luck Of Lucien
This is what I said to Miguel:
Listen Miguel, one person has to stay behind. And I think we both know it [...]
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Track 2 from People's Instinctive Travels And The Paths Of Rhythm
Length: 00:04:34
Year: 1990
Track Description:
This is what I said to Miguel:
Listen Miguel, one person has to stay behind. And I think we both know it has to be you. It just does."

He understood pretty well (I think).

"Am I ever going to see you again?" I asked.

His finger started to glow as did his chest.

"Si." He said and pointed his glowy finger at his heart. "Aqui."

I hugged him and sped out of there. I dont think he actually fully understood what had just happened because he started to run after Black Lion waving his arms. Oh well.
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22 Peeping Tom : Your Neighborhood Spaceman (feat. Jel & Odd Nosdam)
Ever since that day, I stare at the stars and wonder about him before I go to sleep with my gaggle of Cat wive [...]
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Track 5 from Peeping Tom
Length: 00:05:45
Year: 2006
Track Description:
Ever since that day, I stare at the stars and wonder about him before I go to sleep with my gaggle of Cat wives. Then last night at 3 am, I got a collect call and all I could make out in the frenzied noise coming from the other end were "La lechuga pasear en bicicleta azul en el parque" over and over again. I think I heard "Hamburguesa" a few times too.

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