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Killing Fish with Our Guts

Killing Fish with Our Guts
Created by:	sledgbrainerd
Tracks:	22
Length:	01:19:50
Keywords	1. Mix Contest 16 2. Mix Contest 16 3. Mix Contest 16
Created on	10/02/07 11:17pm
Level	6
Points	2605
Total visitors	86
Unique visitors	51
This mix was ranked #2 out of 14 entries for this contest

description:

Summer is my favorite. Yeah its hot as hades which can get heinous at times, but during this time of the year I always want to go fishing and drink lots of bears (or beers even). I have never fished though. So here is what would happen if I did actually fish. I would bring a little battery powered boom box, and 30 pack of Tecate, Mr. Littlejeans, and because I dont know anyone in LA that fishes, my new-met-off-craigs-list-friend, Miguel. I guess he isnt technically a friend since I have to pay him 10 dollars an hour to fish with me.

Anyweigh, Here is our trip:

tracklist

1	Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers : I Need to Know
	I look up Miguel's address on Google Maps and realize that he actually lives in one of the shacks in my backya [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 5 from Anthology Through the Years Length: 00:02:24 Year: 2000
	Track Description: I look up Miguel's address on Google Maps and realize that he actually lives in one of the shacks in my backyard. It turns out hes the dad of these little girls that always write "Fuck U Bitch OK" on my car's windows with silver crayon. I am pissed already, and we havent even gotten in my car yet. I tell him we can still go on the trip but he cant drink any of my cerveza. Mr. Littlejeans feels uncomfortable. SHOW LESS
2	John Lennon : Well, Well, Well
	We get in my car. I call it the Black Lion. Its a 98 Jetta. It's asweet ride, though not nearly as sweet as [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 8 from Plastic Ono Band Length: 00:05:57 Year: 1970
	Track Description: We get in my car. I call it the Black Lion. Its a 98 Jetta. It's asweet ride, though not nearly as sweet as my bosses Range Rover, but that's for another time completely. Mr. Littlejeans rides on the dashboard none of us speak the whole time it takes to get to the ocean (19 miles = 1.5 hours = ? kilometers). SHOW LESS
3	Leonard Cohen : Diamonds in the Mine
	We get to the fuckin beach and we board the boat that we somehow have access to. I drink 2 Tecates before we [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 0 from Songs of Love and Hate Length: 00:03:52 Year: 1970
	Track Description: We get to the fuckin beach and we board the boat that we somehow have access to. I drink 2 Tecates before we even untie the boat. 2 down, 28 to go. I get kinda loosey goosey and start to feel bad about not speaking to Miguel. I go up and shake his hand, give him a high five, and a peck on the cheek. I smile at him and look at him in the eyes. Simultaneously we both reach to untie the boat and our hands touch, which startles us and we pull our hands away quickly. If you think thats awkward, just wait for the rest of this story. SHOW LESS
4	Hot Snakes : LAX
	We dont speak for the whole boatride out to our spot. Im not sure where our spot was exactly as I let Mr. Lit [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 7 from Suicide Invoice Length: 00:02:01 Year: 2002
	Track Description: We dont speak for the whole boatride out to our spot. Im not sure where our spot was exactly as I let Mr. Littlejeans drive and our directions flew into the sea. The SEXUAL TENSION kept us quiet for quite some time. SHOW LESS
5	The Kinks : Johnny Thunders (Stereo Mix)
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	Track 19 from Village Green Preservation Society Length: 00:02:34 Year: 1968
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6	Roxy Music : Prairie Rose
	I look his direction and he looks towards me and I look away quickly. I am suddenly a ticking time-bomb of an [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 0 from Country Life Length: 00:05:12 Year: 0000
	Track Description: I look his direction and he looks towards me and I look away quickly. I am suddenly a ticking time-bomb of anger and regret. I cant wait to catch some muthafukkin fish. SHOW LESS
7	David Bowie : Always Crashing in the Same Car
	I looked up and noticed there was a boat following us. I told Mr. Littlejeans to kick the engine into top gea [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 5 from Low Length: 00:03:33 Year: 1977
	Track Description: I looked up and noticed there was a boat following us. I told Mr. Littlejeans to kick the engine into top gear, but he is a stuffed animal and he cant hear. They were gaining on us rather quickly, which surprised me cuz it was like an old sailboat. SHOW LESS
8	Faith No More : Evidence
	Before I knew it we were boarded by the inhabitants of the other boat. You kinda would have had to be there t [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 3 from King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime Length: 00:04:54 Year: 1995
	Track Description: Before I knew it we were boarded by the inhabitants of the other boat. You kinda would have had to be there to understand, but I'll try my best to describe them. They looked kinda like sailors, but KINDA funny, but sorta gay, and a little burly, and really funny, man oh man I wish you coulda been there to see it! SHOW LESS
9	Ween : Fiesta
	The only weapons these gay sailors had were wet seaweed mixed in with poisen oak that they would whip us with [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 1 from La Cucaracha Length: 00:02:16 Year: 2007
	Track Description: The only weapons these gay sailors had were wet seaweed mixed in with poisen oak that they would whip us with and then they would throw sand in our hair. Fuck. that shit never gets out. They tell us to perform fellatio on each other and I volunteer to go down on Miguel first. That way while Im going to town, Miguel can think of a plan and hopefully not have to go down on me. His religion forbids that behavior unless you are on of the priests. (rimshot) I kid I kid. I looked up to Miguel to make sure we were on the same unspoken page about the whole "not in the eyes" thing, and I saw a wierd look on his face. HE HAD A PLAN. SHOW LESS
10	Fugazi : Furniture
	Remember that scene in The Life Aquatic where Steve Zissou saves the whole fuckin day from the pirates and shi [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 1 from Furniture Length: 00:03:35 Year: 2001
	Track Description: Remember that scene in The Life Aquatic where Steve Zissou saves the whole fuckin day from the pirates and shit? THATS EXACTLY THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED NEXT! Instead of leaving a 3 legged dog behind, however, they left a bunch of hot asian girls that for some reason were dressed like Cats (like the Musical). Maybe those sailors were only half-gay. Isn't everyone supposed to be half-gay? SHOW LESS
11	Minus the Bear : Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse
	We totally partied with those hot Cats girls. All they needed was one Tecate each and they were trashed, whic [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 3 from Highly Refined Pirates Length: 00:05:24 Year: 2002
	Track Description: We totally partied with those hot Cats girls. All they needed was one Tecate each and they were trashed, which was nice. We danced and we had fun.Then I told the girls that they had to settle down and be quiet because the men had to fish. SHOW LESS
12	Plaid : 3 Recurring
	The men cast their lines into the sea. SHOW MORE
	Track 4 from Rest Proof Clockwork Length: 00:00:45 Year: 1999
	Track Description: The men cast their lines into the sea. SHOW LESS
13	The Flaming Lips : Approaching Pavonis Mons by Balloon (Utopia Planitia)
	The ladies all curl up to each other (just like real cats, how cute is that?) and they all fall asleep. The d [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 0 from Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Length: 00:03:12 Year: 2002
	Track Description: The ladies all curl up to each other (just like real cats, how cute is that?) and they all fall asleep. The day must have tuckered them out, bless their little hearts. I spotted Mr. Littlejeans curled up in the cleacage of one of the girls. Man, that guy is such a party animal. SHOW LESS
14	DJ Shadow : Walkie Talkie
	We started catching tons of fish. Awesome fish. One was such a good fish, I pulled the hook out of his cheek [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 6 from In Tune and on Time Length: 00:03:53 Year: 2004
	Track Description: We started catching tons of fish. Awesome fish. One was such a good fish, I pulled the hook out of his cheek and he regurgitated some lost undersea treasure onto my lap. I lovingly gave him a nice gentle peck on the cheek and through him back into the fish. I went on to recatch that fish four more times but he never gave me more treasure. SHOW LESS
15	Madvillain : Money Folder
	Miguel started to go crazy when I showed him the treasure. He stood up and was pacing around all straight-leg [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 1 from Madvillain: The Four Tet Remixes Length: 00:02:48 Year: 0000
	Track Description: Miguel started to go crazy when I showed him the treasure. He stood up and was pacing around all straight-legged on the deck babbling in spanish. Then he took of all of his clothes except for his cowboy hat and pounced onto the napping pussy cats. SHOW LESS
16	Kanye West : I Wonder
	Luckily I was quick and I pulled out my video camera and filmed the crazy Miguel/Cat Ladies orgy that was happ [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 4 from Graduation Length: 00:04:04 Year: 2007
	Track Description: Luckily I was quick and I pulled out my video camera and filmed the crazy Miguel/Cat Ladies orgy that was happening on my poop deck. Is it possible for it to be bukkake when its a bunch of chicks and a dude? I think I got that on camera. Dont worry its on the internets now (www.hornblaster.com). SHOW LESS
17	MF Doom : Rapp Snitch Knishes
	After everyone wiped themselves off, all of the kitties looked hungry so I threw them a fush and they swarmed [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 13 from MM..Food? Length: 00:02:52 Year: 2004
	Track Description: After everyone wiped themselves off, all of the kitties looked hungry so I threw them a fush and they swarmed it. All that was left was bones. SHOW LESS
18	Medeski Martin & Wood : Tsukemono
	I decided it was good time to go back. Miguel and I smiled at each other proudly. We had caught 40 [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 11 from The Dropper Length: 00:03:24 Year: 2000
	Track Description: I decided it was good time to go back. Miguel and I smiled at each other proudly. We had caught 400 fish between us. SHOW LESS
19	The Meters : Grass
	On the ride back Mr. Littlejeans lets his new cat-girl-friend drive the boat and he rolled us a fart blunt. A [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 13 from Look-Ka Py Py Length: 00:02:43 Year: 0000
	Track Description: On the ride back Mr. Littlejeans lets his new cat-girl-friend drive the boat and he rolled us a fart blunt. A fat blunt I mean. Anyway everyone got really high and we started dancing again. SHOW LESS
20	The Roots : I Remain Calm
	We got back to the car and I realized the Black Lion was not going to be able to hold everyone. I figured if [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 5 from Do You Want More?!!!?!? Length: 00:04:08 Year: 1995
	Track Description: We got back to the car and I realized the Black Lion was not going to be able to hold everyone. I figured if one person got left behind then it would work. I decided it was going to have to be Miguel. SHOW LESS
21	A Tribe Called Quest : Luck Of Lucien
	This is what I said to Miguel: Listen Miguel, one person has to stay behind. And I think we both know it [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 2 from People's Instinctive Travels And The Paths Of Rhythm Length: 00:04:34 Year: 1990
	Track Description: This is what I said to Miguel: Listen Miguel, one person has to stay behind. And I think we both know it has to be you. It just does." He understood pretty well (I think). "Am I ever going to see you again?" I asked. His finger started to glow as did his chest. "Si." He said and pointed his glowy finger at his heart. "Aqui." I hugged him and sped out of there. I dont think he actually fully understood what had just happened because he started to run after Black Lion waving his arms. Oh well. SHOW LESS
22	Peeping Tom : Your Neighborhood Spaceman (feat. Jel & Odd Nosdam)
	Ever since that day, I stare at the stars and wonder about him before I go to sleep with my gaggle of Cat wive [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 5 from Peeping Tom Length: 00:05:45 Year: 2006
	Track Description: Ever since that day, I stare at the stars and wonder about him before I go to sleep with my gaggle of Cat wives. Then last night at 3 am, I got a collect call and all I could make out in the frenzied noise coming from the other end were "La lechuga pasear en bicicleta azul en el parque" over and over again. I think I heard "Hamburguesa" a few times too. The End? SHOW LESS

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