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The Unauthorized Biography of Henry Chinaski

The Unauthorized Biography of Henry Chinaski
Created by: fullcontactchess
Tracks: 15
Length: 00:46:01
Keywords 1. Bukowski
2. Writers
3. Flank
Created on 12/08/07 11:55am
Level 5
Points 2136
Total visitors 42
Unique visitors 23
description:
Ed Finnerty and I had been kicking around this theme for doing a Bukowski mix. I am posting mine. Just some songs that would have a place in some of his books. This was pretty fun to make.

Hope I did Hank some justice.

tracklist

1 Bouncing Souls : I Started Drinking Again
It had been about a week since I had a good one.The gal I live with, Sally, is an ok gal. She's smart and has [...]
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Track 19 from Bad Worse and Out of Print
Length: 00:01:43
Year: 0000
Track Description:
It had been about a week since I had a good one.The gal I live with, Sally, is an ok gal. She's smart and has a good job. She wrote me and said she loved my poems and I wrote back asking for a room.She just hates me when I drink.Says I am useless. I guess she knows me too well.
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2 The Minus 5 : Cigarettes Coffee and Booze
I woke up today at around 2 p.m.and lit my last cigarette. Played with Sally's dog, Champ. She kept him from a [...]
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Track 8 from The Minus 5
Length: 00:04:25
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I woke up today at around 2 p.m.and lit my last cigarette. Played with Sally's dog, Champ. She kept him from an ex-boyfriend that was a bouncer at a niteclub. She kicked his ass out for screwing around and kept his dog. Mean looking dog with the soul of a mama's boy. I guess I gotta go to the corner store and get another pack before I go to work at the factory in an hour.
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3 Sicko : On The Clock
This part time job just pays the bills. I am writing another story and my editor won't quit with the phone cal [...]
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Track 10 from You Can Fel the Love In This Room
Length: 00:01:48
Year: 0000
Track Description:
This part time job just pays the bills. I am writing another story and my editor won't quit with the phone calls. Until it comes out, I have to work here. My boss is the typical ape that everyone has. The coworkers are ok. Sometimes we go to the bar a block away and have drinks for our dinner break. Then, we go after work to unwind. Co-workers are fun to get drunk with.
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4 Yo La Tango : The Race Is On Again
Riley the bartender asks if have seen the results from the bet I put down on yesterday. I didn't do so hot. I [...]
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Track 8 from I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass
Length: 00:03:36
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Riley the bartender asks if have seen the results from the bet I put down on yesterday. I didn't do so hot. I lost 2 out of 3. Denver's Pride and Joy and Trina's Winning Hand cost me $100. The odds were good and I couldn't resist. Maybe I will have better luck next week.
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5 Tom Waits : Drunk On The Moon
I say goodbye to everyone and shuffle out the door into the street. The moon is full and bright on my walk hom [...]
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Track 0 from The Heart of Saturday Night
Length: 00:05:06
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I say goodbye to everyone and shuffle out the door into the street. The moon is full and bright on my walk home. It's 3 a.m. and I know Sally is gonna be pissed. All I wanna do is crawl into bed and get a bit of her flank, and what a piece it is. She's soft in all the right places. Women...you gotta love 'em.
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6 Loretta Lynn : Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
She's in bed when I get in. I try to be quiet but stub my to on the corner of the couch. I manage to get my cl [...]
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Track 5 from The Definitive Collection
Length: 00:02:09
Year: 0000
Track Description:
She's in bed when I get in. I try to be quiet but stub my to on the corner of the couch. I manage to get my clothes off and crawl into bed. I spoon up next to her and she bumps me off. Says she can smell the gin on me. I roll over and light my last smoke. I guess it's no flank for Hank.
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7 Cat Stevens : Hard Headed Woman
She said she liked my poems. That should have been my warning sign right there.
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Track 2 from Tea FOr The Tillerman
Length: 00:03:49
Year: 0000
Track Description:
She said she liked my poems. That should have been my warning sign right there.
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8 Old 97's : Smokers
She hates my smoking and drinking. Says it's disgusting and I am better than that. I just tell her it's someth [...]
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Track 4 from Drag It Up
Length: 00:03:52
Year: 0000
Track Description:
She hates my smoking and drinking. Says it's disgusting and I am better than that. I just tell her it's something nice to do to pass the time.
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9 Nick Lowe : When I Write The Book
I wake up again at 2 p.m. and stroll around the house. I make some coffee and sit down at the desk. I got some [...]
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Track 14 from Basher:The Best Of Nick Lowe
Length: 00:03:17
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I wake up again at 2 p.m. and stroll around the house. I make some coffee and sit down at the desk. I got some letters yesterday. One from my editor. One from a college that wants me to come and read some poems. Says it will pay my expenses and pay me $1000. Sounds nice to me. I could use that and take Sally out for a nice weekend. A couple of fan letters with flattering things to say,but it's all bullshit. Sally left a note under it and said she was going to her sister's house for the weekend. She didn't even say goodbye when she left. She must be pissed. Otherwise a productive afternoon. Got a few poems typed up and put away.
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10 Magnetic Fields : Love Is Like A Bottle Of Gin
I break out a small bottle to start out my weekend. I figure I will walk up and have a few and shoot the shit [...]
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Track 13 from 69 Love Songs, Vol 3
Length: 00:01:48
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I break out a small bottle to start out my weekend. I figure I will walk up and have a few and shoot the shit with Riley.
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11 The Reverend Horton Heat : Bad Reputation
I get to the bar and sit down to order. There's a gal down at the end dressed up for the wrong place. She noti [...]
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Track 3 from Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
Length: 00:02:25
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I get to the bar and sit down to order. There's a gal down at the end dressed up for the wrong place. She notices me and says she loves my poems. She's alright. Round in all the right places. I can't ask her name because I am distracted. Her breasts are huge and she has a fat flank. A little more to hold on to. I buy her a drink and we shoot the shit.
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12 The Thrills : One Horse Town
We close the bar down and she walks with me back to Sally's. I figure one last drink won't hurt. We get in the [...]
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Track 6 from So Much for the City
Length: 00:03:15
Year: 2003
Track Description:
We close the bar down and she walks with me back to Sally's. I figure one last drink won't hurt. We get in the door and she grabs my crotch and kisses me. She likes a lot of tongue. We go at it for a bit. I see those huge tits and I black out.
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13 Black Sabbath : Evil Woman
I wake up and the door is open. It's colder than a witches tit and my pants are pulled down. What the hell di [...]
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Track 5 from Black Sabbath
Length: 00:03:24
Year: 1970
Track Description:
I wake up and the door is open. It's colder than a witches tit and my pants are pulled down. What the hell did she do? I pull them up and walk around the house looking for her and no one is home. I look at the desk and it's gone. She stole my fucking typewriter. I am glad she didn't get to the poems I have on the side. Crazy bitch. I guess I will accept that speaking engagement and buy a new typewriter. Women.
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14 My Morning Jacket : I Think I am Going To Hell
I light a smoke and just process everything. What the hell am I gonna tell Sally? I can't lie on this one. I w [...]
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Track 15 from The Tennessee FIre
Length: 00:05:07
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I light a smoke and just process everything. What the hell am I gonna tell Sally? I can't lie on this one. I would be out for good, and I can't blame her. She's a decent gal, just needs an honest guy. Shit.
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15 Mad Cow String Band : Who's Ready To Drink?
I unscrew the cap on that last bit of gin and start the rest of my weekend.
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Track 17 from Live at the Delta of Venus
Length: 00:00:17
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I unscrew the cap on that last bit of gin and start the rest of my weekend.
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Um, I can't believe I missed this. AH...SO GOOD.
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what? how did you think of this before i did? perfect.
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tracks 4 - 9 make for fantastic transitions +5
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I think that Cat Stevens is perfect here, and I too am a Bukowski fan. I worship this.
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I like it. But being a Bukowski fan myself, I must contest the Sabbath and Cat Stevens tracks. The rest is awesome.
12/09/07 03:25am
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