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| full name | Than Davey (jon) |
| age | 43 |
| location | fart face oregon! |
| gender | male |
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i live in ashland oregon
i work at THE GREAT AMERICAN PIZZA COMPANY
i paint a lot
i play music (alone, and with friends)
i enjoy getting tattooed, meeting new friends, beautiful women, funt, napping, and laughing. ... a lot.
thats all i have to say right now.
bye bye.
-jon
i work at THE GREAT AMERICAN PIZZA COMPANY
i paint a lot
i play music (alone, and with friends)
i enjoy getting tattooed, meeting new friends, beautiful women, funt, napping, and laughing. ... a lot.
thats all i have to say right now.
bye bye.
-jon
Badges
The Patton Badge
Driving Lamborghini's and sipping on martinis. This badge is for those who express their love of Mike Patton through mixtape.
awarded on 2008-08-07
Mixtape Contest XXI -- Second Place
Lute. The name just makes me want to break something. There's a good reason that instruments are relinquished to 'antique' status -- because they suck.
Congrats on second, sir.
awarded on 2008-05-14
TEAM 07 -- Third Place
DJ Jazzy Jeff is saddened that your mix didn't perform better in this contest. There's always next time, right?
awarded on 2007-06-17
The Turkey Day Badge 2007
Things we're thankful for in 2007: Mashed potatoes (as always), tequila, soap, broadband, m80s, loud pipes, cassette tapes and that you have chosen to be a part of this wonderful community.
awarded on 2007-11-24
Mixtape Contest XVI -- First Place
Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years. I'm too much of an erratic, moody baby! I don't have the passion anymore, and so remember, it's better to burn out than to fade away.
Peace, love, empathy, Kurt Cobain
Congrats on first!
Peace, love, empathy, Kurt Cobain
Congrats on first!
awarded on 2007-10-15
Favorite Music Artists
- the Residents
- Tom Waits
- Melvins
- Mike Patton
- David Lynch
Favorite right now
- eagles of death metal-heart on
- john frusciante-to record only water for ten days
- the bronx-(ii)
- daniel johnston
- the yearling-hail the horn
Favorite movies
- Eraserhead
- Conan the Barbarian
- Red Beard
- Zardoz
- 8 and a half
Favorite painters
- john singer sargent
- edgar degas
- willem de kooning
- francis bacon
- odd nerdrum
lord_bearded's Highest Ranked Mixtapes
lord_bearded's Mixtapes
2238 points (Level 5) · 4/27/08 1:26am
i believe it was the winter of 2003. there was a house in ashland oregon rented out by "sledge", eric, jon raby, and "wispy". oh, and "stains" lived there once too. the house was titled "lazerbeams". i was usually downstairs on the couch drunk. we were mostly all 21, but we didn't like to drive to or from the bars. and once the weather got cold there was almost no point to walk around. now, the house was actually super awesome and had a bar in it downstairs. but that wasn't good enough because it was still cold.
so one day sledge and i are drinkin, and missing warm weather bad. so we came up with an idea. IDEA:construct a beach in one quarter of the two car garage. my mom being one of the biggest collectors of all sorts of things. one of the things being objects in the nautical realm. so we make our way to my folks house, and load up a ton of beach, sea, pirate, and sailing stuff. my mom ends up hanging out and helping us set up, and it turned out to be the fucking hit of the winter. and we could smoke in there too. so yeah... we had all sorts of stuff. even a treasure chest.
anyways, this mix is for if i could travel back in time with my best friends, and share a time at "smokey beach".
enjoy
so one day sledge and i are drinkin, and missing warm weather bad. so we came up with an idea. IDEA:construct a beach in one quarter of the two car garage. my mom being one of the biggest collectors of all sorts of things. one of the things being objects in the nautical realm. so we make our way to my folks house, and load up a ton of beach, sea, pirate, and sailing stuff. my mom ends up hanging out and helping us set up, and it turned out to be the fucking hit of the winter. and we could smoke in there too. so yeah... we had all sorts of stuff. even a treasure chest.
anyways, this mix is for if i could travel back in time with my best friends, and share a time at "smokey beach".
enjoy
2301 points (Level 5) · 12/26/07 8:34pm
had an idea a while ago to put a mix up here that was about friends and gifts of music and sharing and magic and finding.
than the other day i saw the contest and thought maybe this would be a good try.
gave slight different versions to all my good friends depending on who the friend was.
here's kind of a general version.
than the other day i saw the contest and thought maybe this would be a good try.
gave slight different versions to all my good friends depending on who the friend was.
here's kind of a general version.
2826 points (Level 6) · 10/10/07 1:05pm
i can't tell you how perfect this contest is for me.
the loss i have experienced in the last month was so huge and heartbreaking, i actually completely lost my mind in the process.
1. lost my little brother (sept 11.)
2. lost my girlfriend of three years (sept 26)
3. lost my house/art studio
4. lost my dog
the events that followed i have since let go and released.
they were the most hurtful things i've ever experienced.
and after practicing the transcendental meditation spoke of by David Lynch, all the negative things have receded and i feel better than i ever have in my entire life.
do it.
i want everyone to at least try this beautiful thing.
experience pure consciousness.
peace.
the loss i have experienced in the last month was so huge and heartbreaking, i actually completely lost my mind in the process.
1. lost my little brother (sept 11.)
2. lost my girlfriend of three years (sept 26)
3. lost my house/art studio
4. lost my dog
the events that followed i have since let go and released.
they were the most hurtful things i've ever experienced.
and after practicing the transcendental meditation spoke of by David Lynch, all the negative things have receded and i feel better than i ever have in my entire life.
do it.
i want everyone to at least try this beautiful thing.
experience pure consciousness.
peace.
2028 points (Level 5) · 7/28/07 10:18pm
i freestyled this mix on tape. i had been thinklng alot about what crazy connectons i could make and all that, but when it came down to it i just wanted something i could listen to. i've been really enjoying up and down linkings in my mixes lately. drawing it out and then kicking you in the face. push and pull. back and forth. this mix has the exact sound that has been taking over my life lately.
was for the "degrees of separation contest". oh well.
was for the "degrees of separation contest". oh well.
2458 points (Level 5) · 7/28/07 10:09pm
i made this mix from the huge collection of vinyl i inherrited from my grandmother who i watched die last year (3-9-06) of Anaplastic Thyroid Cancer a very rare rapid destroying of said person. she was 63. i made the actual tape a long time ago but it was hard to put it up here. it just brings up so many feelings. plus, the want to get it right, do her justice, but in the end i don't think i could even start describing her. it would take far to long. Sledg knows, Val knows, eric knows, t-bag knows, i think this is one of my favorite mixtapes ever i've made. i like to listen to it. it fills me with a warmth only marilyn could give. and kick in the ass only marilyn could give.
this is also like the story of how i got into music. when i was in junior high i would rade the collection saying that i was only borowing them. but i think both her and i knew that they were mine for the taking. it started with jimi hendrix, pink floyd, and the doors. and of course the Beatles. i fucking loved the beatles. led zeppelin, tom petty, dire straits, david bowie! Marilyn loved david bowie. or "booie" as she would say.
was THE coolest person. (period)
this is also like the story of how i got into music. when i was in junior high i would rade the collection saying that i was only borowing them. but i think both her and i knew that they were mine for the taking. it started with jimi hendrix, pink floyd, and the doors. and of course the Beatles. i fucking loved the beatles. led zeppelin, tom petty, dire straits, david bowie! Marilyn loved david bowie. or "booie" as she would say.
was THE coolest person. (period)
2625 points (Level 6) · 5/28/07 7:05pm
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again.
2271 points (Level 5) · 3/23/07 11:19pm
So i'm pretty sure this is the best mix for this contest period.
Sorry Everybody but it is.
and it has only all the greats.
so taste my lightning shitheads.
Sorry Everybody but it is.
and it has only all the greats.
so taste my lightning shitheads.
2300 points (Level 5) · 2/2/07 1:23pm
what the fuck. for the past few months or so i've been making a list of the first songs to pop in my head when i wake up. i can't believe this is a contest. i hope mine is good.
2488 points (Level 5) · 12/10/06 1:36pm
this was fun. the cover is a painting i did for the band "the hawk mortekai".
2867 points (Level 6) · 11/24/06 2:19pm
for all the girls who want to lay the great "Big Backis" aka Sledg Brainerd. here's how it's worked for me in the past:
1. get a half gallon of Baron Rothschild Vodka (100 proof)
2. get some fresh Squirt from the corner store (2 liter)
3.pop this disc in
4.sit back and enjoy the show.
1. get a half gallon of Baron Rothschild Vodka (100 proof)
2. get some fresh Squirt from the corner store (2 liter)
3.pop this disc in
4.sit back and enjoy the show.
3115 points (Level 7) · 9/24/06 12:11pm
A Non-Linear 7o's style John Boorman esque action-adventure/sci-fi-fantasy soundtrack to an unmade comic book.
2515 points (Level 6) · 9/22/06 8:54pm
Eaqual, Either/Or. but i think it's best at the same time as "Dyad".
2163 points (Level 5) · 9/22/06 8:52pm
this mix is made to be listened to with it's counterpart. i first made it on a Tascam four track to be able to match everything up. i know i've used some of the songs before, but i had to. i hope you understand. the cover is a painting of mine.
2404 points (Level 5) · 9/2/06 10:49am
when I get sad, i usually turn mad. and when that happens i usually end up getting pretty rad.
p.s. if you would be so kind as to think of the dose and aphex songs as transitions made to draw out the moods that would be great. thanks.
p.s. if you would be so kind as to think of the dose and aphex songs as transitions made to draw out the moods that would be great. thanks.
2431 points (Level 5) · 8/10/06 10:57am
a tape i made on monday july 31st. remembering the funtimes of the summer. also for driving around in the sun. or working at all hours of the morning. the cover is a painting by Willem De Kooning.
2863 points (Level 6) · 7/19/06 10:09pm
a mix i made to study (paint) to. it's also great for driving at night. this tape was made using analog (no computer) equipment. that means less planning, more impulsive, and intuitive. which is the way i like to mix most. i also painted the cover. thank you. and good night.
L.B.
L.B.
2887 points (Level 6) · 7/15/06 8:06pm
shit i have to listen to while i hang sheetrock with my grandfather Felix. a.m. 730. these songs i can actually listen to and enjoy. hope yall do too.
2845 points (Level 6) · 6/24/06 5:28pm
a real tape i just made. here is a cd version. these songs make me feel good about myself. the cover is part of a painting i did.
2429 points (Level 5) · 6/24/06 3:30pm
these are songs only a few i had to add to the database, and none of them i listened to while making it. they also kick the shit out of my world.
2618 points (Level 6) · 5/26/06 11:38pm
although such and such are beaming jets, none the after of that which cannot be seen in front of ones eyes.
Tag Board (116)
The Yay! Badge IX
Hihi im jackie!
Do you want to send me your bands business?
Do you want to send me your bands business?
10/2/08 5:38pm
The Yay! Badge IX
i want to have a diarhea dump with you soon.
9/18/08 12:29am
The Yay! Badge IX
I can when i get home, im at work. Thats a rad song huh? It reminds me of Beehive and the Barracudas. Ill send you the whole album. Its rad.
5/15/08 2:40pm
The Yay! Badge IX
You can download the mix from the usual spot if you would like.
4/28/08 9:24am
The Yay! Badge IX
You know that show that is popular called LOST? For the broadcasts of the show in Japan, the theme song is FIRE WALK WITH ME by Fantomas. But only in Japan. How weird is that?
4/22/08 3:48pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Big Business just added a third member. A guitar/noise guy. Its a japanese dude named Toshi who is 18 fucking years old.
3/21/08 5:46pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Im just doing nothing at work. Absolutely nothing.
3/21/08 5:11pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Thank you. I love you.
Its not on Criterion. I believe its out on DVD already though as of like last week or some shit. Or maybe this week. I dunno.
You are the for reals mixmaster though.
Its not on Criterion. I believe its out on DVD already though as of like last week or some shit. Or maybe this week. I dunno.
You are the for reals mixmaster though.
3/10/08 5:23pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Is the farmhole the name of their practice space?
2/4/08 6:48pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Wait. Does Hawk Mordecai have an album recorded?
1/28/08 2:37pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Dude.
Listen to the Foetus album I gave you. Its called Vein, and its a remix album. It just might be the best remix album ive ever heard. DO IT
Listen to the Foetus album I gave you. Its called Vein, and its a remix album. It just might be the best remix album ive ever heard. DO IT
12/17/07 12:17am
The Yay! Badge IX
I just went there and it seemed to be fine. Try again.
12/9/07 10:32pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Hi.
Go to the forums and under the one for music, dowload my funky party mixtape yo!
Go to the forums and under the one for music, dowload my funky party mixtape yo!
12/9/07 5:12pm
The Yay! Badge IX
I bet that last tag looks so wierd to other people.
11/6/07 6:34pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Cant i just fax it to your ceel phone and you can fax it to your computer at your dads house?
11/6/07 6:33pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Whats your email address again? Cant I fax it to your cell phone or something?
11/6/07 6:26pm
The Yay! Badge IX
I love you
ps. should I email you the Rosareo Dawson shirt thing?
ps. should I email you the Rosareo Dawson shirt thing?
11/6/07 6:09pm
The Yay! Badge IX
IVE GOT TUMORS ON MY NUTSACK
http://youtub e.com/watch?v=1kz7hswfSdo
http://youtub e.com/watch?v=1kz7hswfSdo
11/6/07 5:51pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Is that photoshopped?
How has that happened in the history if the world? YESSSSSSSS!!
We win.
How has that happened in the history if the world? YESSSSSSSS!!
We win.
11/6/07 5:00pm
The Yay! Badge IX
I just wrote "Lush mountainous hillside landscape". I dont remember what I meant to write, but I think the above sucks ass.
11/6/07 4:54pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Im working on SLAYER right now. Bruce Willis says hi. He's playing pogs with me right now and hes winning. We are also drinking MD 2020
11/6/07 4:49pm
The Festivus '08 Badge
Shit, yay. I have temarrorow off. Fuck action.
10/23/07 2:33am
The Yay! Badge IX
Holy shit dog. I didnt notice you were on.
Yesterday I was washing my car and i suddenly started to cry a littlle bit and these cholos walked by and st8 up laughed and pointed.
Yesterday I was washing my car and i suddenly started to cry a littlle bit and these cholos walked by and st8 up laughed and pointed.
9/13/07 9:14pm
The Yay! Badge IX
I went to bed at like 5;30 pm cuz id been up for three days last night.
7/29/07 1:25am
The Yay! Badge IX
give me a call next time you get a chance. I miss you and love you and i lost your newer number(forgot to save it). I am oh so lonely in this city of 20 mill. peeps.
6/23/07 4:38am
The Yay! Badge IX
hi hi hi
Carnecourt is coming you fuck ayass!!!!
Carnecourt is coming you fuck ayass!!!!
6/12/07 10:31pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Ok, maybe they don't rock the shit out their asses, but it's fuckkkkin badass.
4/20/07 10:35am
The Yay! Badge IX
I dont know where the ell you have been, but you should get a new CD by a band call ed GRINDERMAN and their disc is called GRINDERMAN. It's Nick Cave and some of the Bad Seeds and they are fuckin' rockin their shit right out of their asses. Nick Cave said the album is about "Being a man."
4/20/07 10:23am
The Yay! Badge VIII
Thanks for the shirt, fancypants. I love easter-yellow!
4/2/07 2:31pm
The Level 21 Badge
Funny we should be talking Oasis... Noel Gallagher just made another appearance on the newest mix "Life of a Junkie", lending his vocals to the Chemical Bros.
3/29/07 6:44pm
The Level 21 Badge
No worries. I had many a good time in pubs to Oasis. It's a bit hard to excise them from my life. As the liner notes state: make it what it has to be...
I like all kinds of things, but sometimes the transitions don't work between rock and opera. I guess I could bridge the gap with Queen or sommink.
I like all kinds of things, but sometimes the transitions don't work between rock and opera. I guess I could bridge the gap with Queen or sommink.
3/29/07 6:40pm
The Level 21 Badge
Oasis. Really. This mix is what archaeologists were able to piece together of Earth music. Sometimes the things archaeologists find are not the greatest pieces of human history, but explain a bit more about a certain place and time. Oasis. They're not Andrew Lloyd Webber, but that's what the archaeologists found. And who knew Chris Walken would be the last human standing? That's just random.
3/29/07 6:34pm
Mixtape Contest X: First Place
ok. thats cool. i just think if youre giving such a harsh rating, you should probably explain it. i understand though.
3/29/07 2:07am
Mixtape Contest X: First Place
do you really hate my tape that much? i mean, you could at least write why you gave it a -5
3/28/07 4:32pm
The Yay! Badge IX
Thanks for teaching me all of that stuff. Egypt is smelly though.
3/25/07 10:43pm
The Yay! Badge IX
I WANT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
WHATS ON EM I WANT IT WHAT IS IT?
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
WHATS ON EM I WANT IT WHAT IS IT?
3/25/07 10:40pm
The Festivus '08 Badge
Im writing you into my mix for the new contest---your a an archer!
3/22/07 4:47pm
The Yay! Badge IX
DUDE, you were mentioned today in Marissa Thommin's myspace bulletin:
FIRSTS:
023. first piercing → Ears and more...
024. first best friend → my sisters...
025. first movie → Fantasia, didn't watch the very end for years
026. First sport you joined → never joined, I became!
027. first pet → Rebel my Boxer.
029. first concert → U2 elevation tour, It rocked!
030. first crush → Jonathan Davis kindergarten we played on the slides together, I was hooked.
FIRSTS:
023. first piercing → Ears and more...
024. first best friend → my sisters...
025. first movie → Fantasia, didn't watch the very end for years
026. First sport you joined → never joined, I became!
027. first pet → Rebel my Boxer.
029. first concert → U2 elevation tour, It rocked!
030. first crush → Jonathan Davis kindergarten we played on the slides together, I was hooked.
3/14/07 6:39pm
Mixtape Contest X: First Place
the residentssssssss. +. also i like your paintings.
2/20/07 12:18am
The Yay! Badge IX
I think that quote is from that Jon Raby: A Day in the Life of a Projectionist movie aka Jon Raby:Too Angry to Live Too Weird to Die.
Get the Lustmord album entitled: Juggernaut.
It has Buzzo playing guit and vox on the whole thing. Its limited so get it soon. Also get THE WHIP's 7' inch. And the Harkonen/These Arms Are Snakes split called LIKE A VIRGIN. All of these can be bought on Hydrahead's website and didn't cost me more than 20 dollars.
Get the Lustmord album entitled: Juggernaut.
It has Buzzo playing guit and vox on the whole thing. Its limited so get it soon. Also get THE WHIP's 7' inch. And the Harkonen/These Arms Are Snakes split called LIKE A VIRGIN. All of these can be bought on Hydrahead's website and didn't cost me more than 20 dollars.
2/15/07 10:30pm
The Yay! Badge IX
What the fuck is that "zitty, hard" quote from? It made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.
2/12/07 11:29am
Team Robot Member
No, I had no idea The Residents still existed, I will have to get hold of that!
2/2/07 5:28pm
The Yay! Badge IX
i will when I get time. Im really busy. I might go to cleveland on wednesday.
1/20/07 11:33pm
Mixtape Potpourri I: Second Place
Yeah, I saw them in Brussels. My dad had to drag me there, he wanted to share his memories with me and my sisters or something like that. But it was a very weird experience to me. All the camouflage stuff...and the moment they came out with a big bump under a blanket, carressing it like a baby. Mmm. Eyeball. That was goooood. Did you ever see them live?
12/9/06 12:01pm
Mixtape Potpourri I: Second Place
Mmmm. The Residents. I can never love my dad more for taking me to their concert when I was twelve years old.
12/2/06 12:53am
The Yay! Badge IX
11/28/06 9:10am
The Yay! Badge IX
Werner Herzog's Heart of Glass;
All the actors were hipnotized, and the whole thing looks like a Caravaggio painting. CHECKITOUT.
All the actors were hipnotized, and the whole thing looks like a Caravaggio painting. CHECKITOUT.
11/24/06 11:29am
Team Robot - First Place
i really wish someone would get me some fucking waffles.
9/29/06 12:16pm
Team Robot - First Place
was something random that went another way. pat nonattention.
9/29/06 12:13pm
Mixtape Contest XXV: 1st Place
dude. i love the residents. i've been digging them for about two years now.
wow. we really seem to like the same stuff. i mean, i also believe that everything Mike Patton is touches is gold. John Zorn is another of my favorites.
Are you going to see the Melvins playing with Big Business this fall?
wow. we really seem to like the same stuff. i mean, i also believe that everything Mike Patton is touches is gold. John Zorn is another of my favorites.
Are you going to see the Melvins playing with Big Business this fall?
9/25/06 6:54pm
Team Robot - First Place
almost all my songs are being used by others... why did i have to release the original mix before time, now im foiled! bwahaha
9/24/06 10:29am
The Family Badge
i like you rules. and your badge you're rockin. I'm glad you see what is most important than in life
9/16/06 9:37am
The Family Badge
Thanks for the beastie support, I'm sure there's gonna be some haters try to throw salt in my game!
9/13/06 6:23pm
The Yay! Badge IX
I was hoping SHUT THA FUCK UP! I KILL YOU! I KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER! MY DAUGHTER IS SICK< AND YOU TALK ABOUT COUPON?!
9/2/06 9:37am
The Yay! Badge IX
Did I tell you a kid in my class drove all the way up to the MCD show also? How wierd is that?
8/28/06 7:47pm
The Badge of Mystery
NICE.
I saw a kid with an MCD tshirt at a grocery store in THE DALLES and almost shat myself. I should have given him props or something, but I was too stunned AND I was all scary and sweaty looking as I'd just gone on a run.
I saw a kid with an MCD tshirt at a grocery store in THE DALLES and almost shat myself. I should have given him props or something, but I was too stunned AND I was all scary and sweaty looking as I'd just gone on a run.
8/23/06 10:05am
TEAM 97 -- Team Badge
I'm afraid to poop in public gardens. Don't hold that against me, okay?
+ if you don't.
+ if you don't.
8/22/06 10:15pm
The 6/6/6 Badge
that's RIGHT! I totally forgot the song was in that movie. I do remember how awesomely bad that car running into the tree scene was though...haha
8/3/06 4:40pm
The Newbie Badge
Thanks for the tag. But how can you not dig Henry? ;) No worries, we all have our likes and dislikes. Rock!
7/20/06 7:21am
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
That tag was too long. I didn't read it, but I'm sure it was incredible.
7/19/06 11:41pm
The Yay! Badge IX
you know in your heart that I won that dance battle last night. Just because I dont have boobs, That shouldnt be held against me.
7/15/06 12:16pm
The Yay! Badge IX
I hate moby.
That picture of me has the same face as that picture of that guy with glasses.
That picture of me has the same face as that picture of that guy with glasses.
6/28/06 1:24am
The 6/6/6 Badge
The ONLY saving grace moby ever had was that video that had christopher walken in it... but then I remembered that was fatboy slim, not moby.
so 100% FU to moby.
so 100% FU to moby.
6/25/06 12:18am
The Valentine's Day 2007 Badge
How can people not like Moby? He did Porcelain... Porcelain...
6/19/06 2:00pm
The Yay! Badge VIII
Hey you. I'll be in town this sunday for a few days. I'd love to see your sexy ass.
6/13/06 9:23pm
The Yay! Badge VIII
I'd ask jean-michelle basquiat why he smelled so bad. I heard he kept a tin of sardines (WHICH ARE ACTUALLY HERRINGS, THEY ARE JUST CALLED SARDINES BECAUSE OF WHERE THEY ARE HARVESTED) in his back pocket for years on end. Gross.
HI!
HI!
5/30/06 4:30pm
