Greetings Earth dwellers of the future. As the actor and future President of the United States Johnny Depp once said, "What do you mean, the rum is gone?"

Many years have passed since the audio files on this compact disc were created, but by listening to them, you will be able to share what the folk of the 20th and early 21st century listened to by way of syncopated entertainment, or at least, what one of them listened to. Before rock and roll was made illegal by the Jeb Bush presidential administration of 2012 this is the sort of thing that would cause young people to gyrate madly, fall over drunk, fornicate, or in some cases, all three. (Please note the attached illustration which shows the gyrations of two such young people.) Please find attached an undeciphered message from an obscure person of the age.

"The text might be bollocks but the music doesn't lie!" - Johnny Luddite