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Qualca - The Musical

Qualca - The Musical
Created by:	johnny_luddite
Tracks:	17
Length:	01:19:36
Keywords	1. Qualca 2. fictitious 3. musical
Created on	12/01/07 10:31pm
Level	5
Points	2428
Total visitors	54
Unique visitors	22

description:

QUALCA - THE MUSICAL

A fictitious musical for a fictitious MTC member!

You have been warned!

tracklist

1	KLF : WHat Time Is Love (LP Mix)
	There is a blinding flash in the sky! Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it is an alien life form looking oddly [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 1 from The White Room Length: 00:04:45 Year: 0000
	Track Description: There is a blinding flash in the sky! Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it is an alien life form looking oddly like Charlize Theron in "Monster". Qualca (for it is she) has fallen to earth. She arrives in a bad part of Washington D.C. She sees poverty, violence and pain all around her, and with a tear in her eye, she says, "WHAT TIME IS LOVE?" SHOW LESS
2	Chicago : Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
	She wanders lonely as a Qualca till she reaches Capitol Hill. Multitudes oif movers and shakers move along the [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 2 from Chicago Transit Authority Length: 00:04:34 Year: 1969
	Track Description: She wanders lonely as a Qualca till she reaches Capitol Hill. Multitudes oif movers and shakers move along the sidewalks on their way to work. The only people not caught up in the rush are some itinereant time warped rock musicians with aspirations to be The Glenn Miller Band. She approaches them and poses the question. "DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?" SHOW LESS
3	David Bowie : I'm Afraid Of Americans
	She finds herself on the White House lawn. The President du jour is making a statement about something. Her at [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 8 from Earthling Length: 00:05:00 Year: 1997
	Track Description: She finds herself on the White House lawn. The President du jour is making a statement about something. Her attention is drawn by a thin white squirrel who points at the ongoing scene and tells her, "I'M AFRAID OF AMERICANS!" SHOW LESS
4	Kraftwerk : Trans Europe Express
	The squirrel and Qaulca decide that to truly understand the nature of the land they must now call home, they s [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 4 from Trans Europe Express Length: 00:06:42 Year: 1977
	Track Description: The squirrel and Qaulca decide that to truly understand the nature of the land they must now call home, they should explore it further. They take a cross country train heading for the West Coast, but stopping at all points. Onboard they meet some nice German computer operators who tell tales of a wondrous train system in their home country. Qaulca asks if that train would make it possible to "MEET IGGY POP AND DAVID BOWIE?" SHOW LESS
5	Run DMC : Walk This Way
	Leaving the German computer geeks to study Dusseldorf train timetables, Qualca and the squirrel wander the tra [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 3 from Ultimate Run DMC Length: 00:05:11 Year: 2003
	Track Description: Leaving the German computer geeks to study Dusseldorf train timetables, Qualca and the squirrel wander the train. Eventually two ticket collectors meet up with them. One is an ageing cable reality TV star, the other a wrinkled old man with a passing resemblance to Mick Jagger. They ask for the pairs train tickets. When none can be produced, they ask them to "WALK THIS WAY!" SHOW LESS
6	Devo : Red Eye Express
	QUALCA tells the ticket collectors that they are "AS ONE WITH THE SEAGULLS WHO FOLLOW THE TRAWLER" This confus [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 13 from Duty Now For The Future Length: 00:02:46 Year: 1979
	Track Description: QUALCA tells the ticket collectors that they are "AS ONE WITH THE SEAGULLS WHO FOLLOW THE TRAWLER" This confuses them long enough for her and the squirrel to make their escape from THE RED EYE EXPRESS! SHOW LESS
7	Talking Heads : Heaven
	They find themselves in rural Illinois. The Squirrel looks around at the verdant greenery and suggests that th [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 8 from Fear of Music Length: 00:04:00 Year: 1979
	Track Description: They find themselves in rural Illinois. The Squirrel looks around at the verdant greenery and suggests that they must be in Heaven. Qaulca holds her rodent friend in the palm of her hand and tells him that "HEAVEN, HEAVEN IS A PLACE WHERE NOTHING EVER REALLY HAPPENS." SHOW LESS
8	The Orb : Into The Fourth Dimension
	The pair wander into Chicago, but the old school garage, hip-hop, blues and deep dish pizza that the WIndy Cit [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 5 from The Orb's Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld Length: 00:09:15 Year: 0000
	Track Description: The pair wander into Chicago, but the old school garage, hip-hop, blues and deep dish pizza that the WIndy City has to offer hold no attraction for Qaulca. When the squirrel asks where she would like to go to next, she replies, "INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION" SHOW LESS
9	The Sugarcubes : Fucking in Rhythm & Sorrow
	The Squirrel is not so sure how the fourth dimension can be reached without an advance reservation, but sugges [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 10 from Life's too Good Length: 00:03:21 Year: 1988
	Track Description: The Squirrel is not so sure how the fourth dimension can be reached without an advance reservation, but suggests that they can catch a plane to the West Coast. As they board the L Train on the way to O'Hare, Qaulca notices a couple who appear to be fornicating on the floor of the train. She points out that they are "FUCKING IN RHYTHM & SORROW" SHOW LESS
10	Kate Bush : How to Be Invisible
	The Squirrel trades his stash of nuts for plane tickets and soon they are on a flight bound for LA. The insura [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 5 from Aerial (Part One: A Sea of Honey) Length: 00:05:32 Year: 2005
	Track Description: The Squirrel trades his stash of nuts for plane tickets and soon they are on a flight bound for LA. The insurance rep sitting next to Qaulca asks her what she is doing as she strikes a strange pose. She replies that she is learning "HOW TO BE INVISIBLE!" SHOW LESS
11	The Eurythmics : Angel
	The insurance rep is bemused, so much so that he asks the talking squirrel what manner of being is Qaulca. He [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 5 from Angel Length: 00:05:11 Year: 1989
	Track Description: The insurance rep is bemused, so much so that he asks the talking squirrel what manner of being is Qaulca. He looks the man in the eye and tells him that she is an "ANGEL." SHOW LESS
12	Depeche Mode : John The Revelator
	The insurance rep spontaneously combusts, and the rest of the journey passes without incident. Arriving in LA, [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 2 from Playing The Angel Length: 00:03:42 Year: 2005
	Track Description: The insurance rep spontaneously combusts, and the rest of the journey passes without incident. Arriving in LA, Qualca, seeking reason in a chaotic universe, approaches an old beggar dressed in an English flag and a 1968 Fleetwood Mac US tour tee shirt. She asks him for the answer and he proceeds to give her a vinyl LP record. She asks his name, and is told that he is JOHN(NY_LUDDITE) THE REVELATOR! SHOW LESS
13	Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds : Deanna
	Squirrel and Qaulca hike to Hollywood. There they find an imposing office. They read the sign. "SLEDGBRAINERD [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 4 from Tender Prey Length: 00:03:45 Year: 1987
	Track Description: Squirrel and Qaulca hike to Hollywood. There they find an imposing office. They read the sign. "SLEDGBRAINERD INC. Your impossible dreams are my mundane reality." SLEDGBRAINERD (for tis he) begins to sing to Qaulca. "I'M NOT DOWN HERE FOR YOUR MONEY, I'M NOT DOWN HERE FOR YOUR LOVE, I'M DOWN HERE FOR YOUR SOUL!" SHOW LESS
14	John Frusciante : Scratches
	Unfazed by this, Qualca shows Sledgbrainerd the record. He attempts to play it but all that can be heard are h [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 10 from Inside Of Emptiness Length: 00:04:19 Year: 2004
	Track Description: Unfazed by this, Qualca shows Sledgbrainerd the record. He attempts to play it but all that can be heard are hisses and clicks. Squirrel asks what the trouble is, and Sledg tells him, "SCRATCHES!" SHOW LESS
15	The Beatles : Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
	Sledg suggests consulting a young sage in the San Francisco area who may have a way to play the LP of destiny. [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 15 from The Beatles (White Album) Length: 00:01:39 Year: 1968
	Track Description: Sledg suggests consulting a young sage in the San Francisco area who may have a way to play the LP of destiny. They set off on a road trip. At one point, Sledg helpfully suggests, "WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD!" SHOW LESS
16	Bob Dylan : Not Dark Yet
	They arrive in SF. Osborne (for it is he) hooks up his old world hi-fi in order to play the LP of destiny. The [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 7 from Time Out of Mind Length: 00:06:29 Year: 1997
	Track Description: They arrive in SF. Osborne (for it is he) hooks up his old world hi-fi in order to play the LP of destiny. They all then marvel as his Bobness speaks to them in all his geriatrically cool glory. He tells them that it is "NOT DARK YET" SHOW LESS
17	Pink Floyd : Any Colour You Like
	As soon as the record finishes, the same blinding light which sent Qaulca to Earth some 16 songs ago returns t [...] SHOW MORE
	Track 7 from Dark Side Of the Moon Length: 00:03:25 Year: 1973
	Track Description: As soon as the record finishes, the same blinding light which sent Qaulca to Earth some 16 songs ago returns to take her back to a land far far away. As Sledg and Osborn (and Eric and Galaxepi and Rachel and T-Bag and Youanddme and Beel and all the others I wanted to work in but didn't quite manage to)inappropriately dance the watusi, Squirrel asks Qaulca how he should remember her. As she fades away into the ether that is time and space she calls to him, saying "ANY COLOUR YOU LIKE!" SHOW LESS