Remember Michael Jackson's thriller video? Of course you do, it's a classic! Remember those zombie guys who rose from the earth? "Yeah, whatever happened to those guys anyway?" Well, I was wondering the same thing so I decided to lodge this investigative report.

It turns out they're just like any other zombie actors. They eat the flesh of the livng (when possible, edible people can be hard to find), they walk the streets looking for work (if you're interested, do contact their agents) and of course they all reside in the murky depths of hell.

Times have been hard for hell's zombie actors though. Since the 80's there has been a dramatic drop in movies and music videos starring zombies. They've been able to find some roles sporadicly, like in Shaun of the Dead, and a few old remakes, but apart from that it seems like there's no room in Hollywood. A badge was made on the mixtape collective starring Michael Jackson from the Thriller video, which is a shame. Everyone knows it just wouldn't be the same video without the awesome zombie supporting cast.

Hell is also facing many economic problems. There is practically no export industry due to the obvious hardship of transporting products to the mortal realm. The population just keeps rising too, leading to even more problems. Did you know Hell has a higher unemployment rate than any other place on, or in Earth? With somewhere as muilticultural as Hell, there are also many problems associated with racism.

That said, Hell manages to retain optimistic despite mounting economic insecurity. Hell's citizens work hard, in almost unbearable conditions, but none of that seems to matter when the weekend comes. The parties in Hell are like nothing you've seen on the surface of Earth. They stay up all night drinking, dancing, and having more fun than us mere mortals know how. This mixtape is designed to represent a small slice of the disco culture in hell.