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SUPERSOAKER MD 20/20 Texas Gladiators

SUPERSOAKER MD 20/20 Texas Gladiators
Created by: sledgbrainerd
Tracks: 14
Length: 01:13:17
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 17
2. Mix Contest 17
3. Mix Contest 17
Created on 11/13/07 03:01pm
Level 7
Points 3263
Total visitors 134
Unique visitors 60
This mix was ranked #1 out of 12 entries for this contest
description:
The cover is a picture of a man's super soaker collection. He owns every model super soaker ever made. There are so many in the picture that I had to crop some of them out. I had a super soaker once. My little brother had one too. To make sure he couldnt get me back, I broke his and then sprayed him point blank in the face. If I am ever rich, I hope to make up for this by buying him a giant house with a giant soaker attached so that he can nail me whenever Im coming over to play video games. He has like every video game ever, which is awesome. He only plays RPG's though, which makes me a sad panda. Chrono Trigger kicks ass. Anyway, Did you ever notice how weird of a word "SOAKER" is?


MD 20/20 aka (Mad Dog) is an American fortified wine produced by Mogen David wineries. MD 20/20 has an alcohol content that varies by flavor from 13% to 18% (with most of the 18% varieties discontinued, although Red Grape is widely available from the 18% category). The "MD" stands for "Mogen David," the name of the company based in Westfield, New York which makes it; the company is named after the Star of David, which is spoken as "Magen David" in the Hebrew language. Experienced drinkers of the product tended to give the term of endearment of "Mad Dog" to represent the initials "MD". At colleges it is often traditional for fraternities to "Mad Dog" prospective recruits by knocking on their door at day break and forcing him to drink the bottle quickly. It is known for its pleasant high and painful after effects, but also a rite of passage. (from wikipedia)


What is all of this about you ask?

A proposition. For you, the MTC-ers. Now just hear me out.

An all-out capture the flag type Supersoaker war. We fill the Soakers up with MD 20/20 and spray each other. One team can be grape flavored and the other can be lime. The losers at the end of each five minute round have to finish a bottle of Mad Dog before the next round can start. The winners are determined by the judges, who will be Mr. Littlejeans, Bo Jackson, and Kronk from Emperor's New Groove. At the end of 9 rounds, the overall losers must finish a bottle each, and then burn their captain on a grill and serve him to the winning team. The winning team will dine on loser flesh and be presented with the classic post-apocolyptic film, 2020 Texas Gladiators. (http://www.bear dyfreak.com/rvtexas.php)


Here are the songs for each section of this war.

tracklist

1 Moistboyz : Supersoaker MD50
Pre-Match.

Everyone fills up their tanks. I Drink some Mad Dog out of my gun. Eric is making sure [...]
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Track 4 from I & II
Length: 00:02:09
Year: 2005
Track Description:
Pre-Match.

Everyone fills up their tanks. I Drink some Mad Dog out of my gun. Eric is making sure his socks match his wristband. Lord Bearded is sleeping in the middle of the field. Out of nowhere, johnny_luddite is holding a soccer ball and all of a sudden our war turns into a Mad Dog Supersoaker Soccer hybrid battle for Mixtaping supremacy. Our cheerleaders (all of the people that haven't logged on after signing up) are in a chain gang and tied with the first in line (thisshitsucks) rubbing hot pepper sauce and soap in JustinD's eyes while he gets all agro and tries to escape.
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2 Murder City Devils : I Drink the Wine
Round 1! Fight!

The first round between Team Grape and Team Lime was not a pretty one. Between th [...]
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Track 2 from R.I.P.
Length: 00:03:37
Year: 2003
Track Description:
Round 1! Fight!

The first round between Team Grape and Team Lime was not a pretty one. Between the last minute addition of a soccer ball, and most people drinking out of their own gun. It was called a draw, with both Teams technically losing. Team Lime demanded that the call be reversed to them winning, because Galaxiepi had scored about 20 goals because Team Grape had forgotten to assign someone to be goalie. Mr. Littlejeans refused to reverse, Kronk thought they should, while Bo Jackson said he wasn't sure. They decided to call the judges decision a draw, which in turn kept the original call on the round, which was a draw. Both teams had to finish a bottle.
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3 Sunn O))) : Wine and Fog
It started to get ugly in the second round.

Between everyone being pissed that is was a draw, some [...]
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Track 1 from Solstitium Fulminate: Live at Roskilde 07/05
Length: 00:21:30
Year: 2005
Track Description:
It started to get ugly in the second round.

Between everyone being pissed that is was a draw, some had already consumed too much wine and were barfing on the field. This would in turn cause players to slip and fall in the barf, which would make them barf. Eventually everyone was covered in barf. T-Bag came up with the idea to make the chain gang of cheerleaders clean the field before the next round and the judges awarded Team Grape the round because of his brilliant idea.
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4 Aesop Rock : Lime Lighter
Round 3 was a doozy.

Between the major fists and feet brawl that went down at the start of the roun [...]
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Track 5 from Bazooka Tooth
Length: 00:04:33
Year: 2003
Track Description:
Round 3 was a doozy.

Between the major fists and feet brawl that went down at the start of the round between Beel and Nathunder, Youandme badgering the cheerleaders, and Eric and Corey drunkenly making out in front of Team Grapes goal (even though they were on different teams), the game went fairly well.

The game was awarded to Team Lime because Rachael baked the judges some boob cakes that just rocked their worlds.
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5 Squarepusher : Drunken Style
There had to be a time out for everyone to urinate. We all held hands and did it together.
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Track 10 from Music is Rotted One Note
Length: 00:00:45
Year: 1998
Track Description:
There had to be a time out for everyone to urinate. We all held hands and did it together.
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6 Iron Maiden : The Trooper
Everyone, feeling fresh and re-energized after urinating, really put their all into round 4. Spectacularview [...]
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Track 3 from Live After Death
Length: 00:04:30
Year: 1985
Track Description:
Everyone, feeling fresh and re-energized after urinating, really put their all into round 4. Spectacularview and Whackedtollie got into a dance-off based on who could remember T-Bag's dance off mix the best. Think of it as H-O-R-S-E but with dancing instead of basketball. Anyway, midway through their dance-off Spectacularview got a facefull of Grape Mad Dog and couldnt continue. Eraserhead stepped in as an alternate and promptly got obliterated by Whackedtollie (who was cheating).

There were still people shooting each other and kicking the soccerball too.

This round was awarded to Team Lime.
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7 These Arms are Snakes : Drinking From the Necks of the Ones You Love
Round 5 was my undoing.

Before the round even started, I decided to taunt the Team Lime by pulling [...]
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Track 5 from This is Meant to Hurt You
Length: 00:06:03
Year: 2003
Track Description:
Round 5 was my undoing.

Before the round even started, I decided to taunt the Team Lime by pulling out my penis, waiving it around, and yelling "Hey look everyone, IM NICK CARTER!" The judges did not feel like this was appropriate for a cheap-wine-fueled-watergun-socc er-match-for-mixtape-supremacy, and they banned me for life from the sport.

Oh and I heard Team Grape managed to win without me because Vana.Rama unscrewed her tank from her supersoaker and poured it onto D-loot's head. Looks like he got "d-loot'd" again!
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8 the jesus lizard : Mouth Breather
Round 6. The turning point.

Team Lime came back with a second win only seen by those who have cons [...]
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Track 2 from Goat
Length: 00:02:17
Year: 1991
Track Description:
Round 6. The turning point.

Team Lime came back with a second win only seen by those who have consumed too much "bum wine" (how do you think some of those bums stay alive? Its the permenant "bum wine" second wind). Lead by Derhay and Paryen, Team Lime went on the offensive in the classic "Flying V" formation and not only made Team Grape their bitches, but the cheerleaders too.
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9 The Melvins : Smells Like Teen Spirit (feat. Leif Garrett)
Round 7
With Kronk falling asleep from all of the alcohalic piss fumes coming from the field, Mr. Littlej [...]
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Track 1 from the Crybaby
Length: 00:05:02
Year: 1999
Track Description:
Round 7
With Kronk falling asleep from all of the alcohalic piss fumes coming from the field, Mr. Littlejeans decided to have everyone take a mandatory water break. This seemed reasonable enough to everyone. Finishing the match would prove to be a lot more difficult than anyone could have ever imagined...
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10 Boom Bip and Dose One : Fence Hopping
As everyone was pounding some water and pissing all over, The Ashland Oregon Police Department show up to give [...]
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Track 16 from Circle
Length: 00:01:35
Year: 2000
Track Description:
As everyone was pounding some water and pissing all over, The Ashland Oregon Police Department show up to give everyone tickets. Just when it seems all hope was lost, Jaysix, no stranger to dodging police brutality, challenged the Po Po to a match. MTC vs. APD (Yeah you know me).
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11 The Dillinger Escape Plan w/ Mike Patton : Pig Latin
MTC vs. APD. Round One! Fight!

Little did we know at the time, but Jaysix's plan was genius. The [...]
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Track 2 from Irony is a Dead Scene
Length: 00:03:31
Year: 2002
Track Description:
MTC vs. APD. Round One! Fight!

Little did we know at the time, but Jaysix's plan was genius. The second the cops walked onto the field and stepped foot in all of the stray wine, barf, piss, shit, and broken dreams, they melted. We all started to hail Jaysix until a shot rang out. Everyone looked back in Jaysix's direction and he was dead :(

cst003 noticed off in the distance a parking enforcement officer running away with a giant rifle in his hand. Sal_paradise made a run after him.
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12 Sage Francis : Escape Artist
Sal chased the man into a deadend alley way only to find him not there when he turned the corner. Defeated, S [...]
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Track 4 from A Healthy Distrust
Length: 00:04:15
Year: 2005
Track Description:
Sal chased the man into a deadend alley way only to find him not there when he turned the corner. Defeated, Sal walked back and broke the news to everyone. There was absolute silence as everyone tried to sober up enough to understand everything that had happened.
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13 David Bowie : Let's Dance
All of sudden a voice echoed through the crowd; it was Bootylicious.

"Hey everyone, fuck it!" He [...]
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Track 3 from Let's Dance
Length: 00:07:33
Year: 1983
Track Description:
All of sudden a voice echoed through the crowd; it was Bootylicious.

"Hey everyone, fuck it!" He slurred out, "Let's dance!"

The dancing commenced.
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14 Michael Jackson : Thriller
Riotsheelds danced with Osborne. Bisounaurs took off all of her clothes. Galenthon ran around high fiving [...]
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Track 4 from Thriller
Length: 00:05:57
Year: 1982
Track Description:
Riotsheelds danced with Osborne. Bisounaurs took off all of her clothes. Galenthon ran around high fiving people. Bea, Kittybomb, Camilasalles, Mogizzle, and The_moviegoer formed a congo line. Everyone else made out lots and lots. It was beautiful and a great day in the history of both the world, and dancing.


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Holy shit, I can't believe I never read this before! I heart Mad Dog and I heart you. This is awesome.
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aw man chrono trigger RULES! and squarepusher is definitely just barely contained insanity. i can't imagine how he writes all that shit. crazy! nice touch with thriller at the end!
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Sweet, I'm the only one who scored. And on a damn good song.
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