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I <3 RIVETS

I <3 RIVETS
Created by: sledgbrainerd
Tracks: 11
Length: 00:57:34
Keywords 1. Union
2. Jacks
3. Biatch
Created on 6/23/07 11:25pm
Level 5
Points 2448
Total visitors 54
Unique visitors 29
description:
This is a loveletter to my favorite stripper in the whole world....Rivets. I have seen her naked like 100 times. Eric doesn't like her though. His favorite is one named Ivy.

tracklist

1 The Murder City Devils : Broken Glass
How appropriate that this is the song she danced to the first time that I saw her.

"I LIKE THE SOUN [...]
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Track 6 from The Murder City Devils
Length: 00:02:42
Year: 1997
Track Description:
How appropriate that this is the song she danced to the first time that I saw her.

"I LIKE THE SOUND OF YOU, STRUT STRUTTING ON THAT BIG STAGE, ON THAT BIG STAGE..."

Im pretty sure this song is really about Iggy Pop too. It does sound like it is about some foxy chick though.
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2 Lou Reed : Sattelite of Love
She wasn't one of those strippers that used the pole a whole lot. She was more of the "dancing" type.
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Track 7 from Transformer
Length: 00:03:41
Year: 1972
Track Description:
She wasn't one of those strippers that used the pole a whole lot. She was more of the "dancing" type.
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3 The Beatles : I Want You (She's So Heavy)
$1,543.78

Thats my estimate of how much cash I've handed to her during my time in Portland.
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Track 6 from Abbey Road
Length: 00:07:49
Year: 1969
Track Description:
$1,543.78

Thats my estimate of how much cash I've handed to her during my time in Portland.
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4 Lovage : Sex (I'm A)
I wish this song was more popular in strip clubs.
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Track 12 from Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
Length: 00:06:19
Year: 2001
Track Description:
I wish this song was more popular in strip clubs.
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5 Danzig : Snakes of Christ
I saw her and about five other girls abuse some poor dude on stage on his birthday to Danzig.
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Track 2 from II: Lucrifuge
Length: 00:04:34
Year: 1990
Track Description:
I saw her and about five other girls abuse some poor dude on stage on his birthday to Danzig.
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6 tool : ├ćnima
PBR is 2 dollars at Union Jacks.

The fee at the ATM in Union Jacks = 3 Pints of PBR
The cover [...]
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Track 13 from ├ćnima
Length: 00:06:39
Year: 1996
Track Description:
PBR is 2 dollars at Union Jacks.

The fee at the ATM in Union Jacks = 3 Pints of PBR
The cover = 1 and1/2 Pints of PBR
Tip for Bartender = Half Pint of PBR
Tips for Rivets over the course of one night = 15 pints of PBR
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7 Lords of Acid : Stripper
The bouncer at Union Jacks (his name escapes me these days) is awesome.
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Track 8 from Farstucker
Length: 00:03:36
Year: 0000
Track Description:
The bouncer at Union Jacks (his name escapes me these days) is awesome.
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8 Cheap Trick : Surrender
They rock this shit constantly in Jacks. I went there for my birthday this year and my friend Katester bought [...]
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Track 1 from Heaven Tonight
Length: 00:04:14
Year: 1978
Track Description:
They rock this shit constantly in Jacks. I went there for my birthday this year and my friend Katester bought me a lapdance and this was playing when the stripper (Danielle was her name) was dancing on my lap. I'm not the biggest fan of lap dances because I find them awkward, but it was sweet of Katester to buy one for me.
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9 The Locust : Armless and Overactive/Invented Organs
I'd like to see them play this sometime.
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Track 1 from Safety Second, Body Last
Length: 00:06:12
Year: 2005
Track Description:
I'd like to see them play this sometime.
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10 The Melvins : Going Blind
I get so drunk that I can't see and then I stumble back home across the Burnside Bridge.
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Track 4 from Houdini
Length: 00:04:43
Year: 1993
Track Description:
I get so drunk that I can't see and then I stumble back home across the Burnside Bridge.
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11 Mastodon : Trainwreck
I get yelled at when I get home.
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Track 7 from Remission
Length: 00:07:05
Year: 2002
Track Description:
I get yelled at when I get home.
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Team Robot - Second Place badge
Team Robot - Second Place
A special badge for the second-place winner of the amazing robots vs. monsters mixtape contest. Uncanny skills, precision mixing and laser vision truly makes them worthy of second. Robot rock.
awarded on 2006-10-18

Level 23
how did i never see this?
the lovage is good, A++++++++++sdncwe
9/19/07 03:30pm
The Patton Badge badge
The Patton Badge
Driving Lamborghini's and sipping on martinis. This badge is for those who express their love of Mike Patton through mixtape.
awarded on 2008-08-07

Level 20
i want this. i love rivets too.
8/20/07 03:18pm
Team Robot Member badge
Team Robot Member
Despite the fact that TEAM ROBOT was crushed like a Pabst can at a frat party by the might claws of TEAM MONSTER, you are still deserving of a badge... Loser.
awarded on 2006-10-18

Level 40
Everyone should have a hobby! I applaud you once more Sir
6/24/07 07:22pm
The Yay! Badge VIII badge
The Yay! Badge VIII
This confounding badge is bestowed to those who can truly realize the wondrous consternation and inhuman scintillance of the of the elusive 'YAY!'.
awarded on 2008-01-11

Level 25
I still regret not getting a lapdance from Ivy...
6/24/07 10:50am
Mixtape Potpourri I: Second Place badge
Mixtape Potpourri I: Second Place
Way to wager it all and still come back to be second place. Uncanny!
awarded on 2006-12-30

Level 17
A friend of mine asked me to come with him to see the Locust in September. I don't think I'm going. It'd be kind of dangerous. Also yay: Lords of Acid! I'm so proud of my country for them.
6/24/07 03:34am
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