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Think of Me While You Listen to This Please.

Think of Me While You Listen to This Please.
Created by: sledgbrainerd
Tracks: 14
Length: 01:08:53
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 6
2. Mix Contest 6
3. Mix Contest 6
Created on 11/18/06 01:12am
Level 6
Points 2914
Total visitors 150
Unique visitors 70
This mix was ranked #7 out of 20 entries for this contest
description:
I have made several of these types of things already, but here is my version of an "Instructional Video" but as a mix. If you want to enhance this experience even further, I recommend Baron Rothschild 100 Proof Vodka for both (all?) parties involved.

Instructions:
1-6 = Makeout/Foreplay
7 = Transition
8-13 = SEXXXXXXXX
14 = Enlightenment/Regret


Get it on!

tracklist

1 Jel : No Solution
Play this to set the vibe. A good leaping off point towards "comfiness".
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Track 0 from Soft Money
Length: 00:03:37
Year: 2006
Track Description:
Play this to set the vibe. A good leaping off point towards "comfiness".
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2 The Roots : No Alibi
Some more relaxing smoothness.
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Track 0 from Illadelph Halflife
Length: 00:05:11
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Some more relaxing smoothness.
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3 Portishead : It Could Be Sweet
This
song is perfect for getting your sex on because it compliments the
natural sexiness. All of tho [...]
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Track 4 from Dummy
Length: 00:04:19
Year: 1994
Track Description:
This
song is perfect for getting your sex on because it compliments the
natural sexiness. All of those "other" Portishead "songs" just smother
the sexiness with that annoying "I'm so desperate" vibe, that would
create a giant false in the bed. AWKWARRRRRDDDDD!
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4 Jeff Buckley : Everybody Here Wants You
If my life was a movie, this would be "the make-out" song.
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Track 2 from Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk (disc 1)
Length: 00:04:46
Year: 1998
Track Description:
If my life was a movie, this would be "the make-out" song.
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5 Cat Power : The Moon
What
can I say? Im not a huge Cat Power fan, but like the real moon, this
song does things to people [...]
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Track 8 from The Greatest
Length: 00:03:45
Year: 2006
Track Description:
What
can I say? Im not a huge Cat Power fan, but like the real moon, this
song does things to people's vaginas, which I consider good in this
particular instance.
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6 Tricky : Abbaon Fat Track
When
you listen to this song, members of the opposite sex come into your
room and take off their clo [...]
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Track 7 from Maxinquaye
Length: 00:04:26
Year: 1995
Track Description:
When
you listen to this song, members of the opposite sex come into your
room and take off their clothes. It's a proven fact.
*Quick sidenote*- Whenever people try to convince people of things by
saying any variation of "it's a proven fact", I feel violence in my
innerds.
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7 Lovage : Book of the Month
This is the horniest song of all time.

"You are the griddle/I am the meat, uhhh"

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Track 8 from Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
Length: 00:04:28
Year: 2001
Track Description:
This is the horniest song of all time.

"You are the griddle/I am the meat, uhhh"

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8 Sly & The Family Stone : If You Want Me to Stay
LOUD NOISES!
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Track 19 from Anthology
Length: 00:02:57
Year: 1981
Track Description:
LOUD NOISES!
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9 Tosca : Fuck Dub Part 1+2
The slow tender love making begins.
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Track 1 from Opera
Length: 00:08:39
Year: 1997
Track Description:
The slow tender love making begins.
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10 PJ Harvey : Good Fortune
Why does this song remind me of oral sex?
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Track 2 from Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
Length: 00:03:20
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Why does this song remind me of oral sex?
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11 Beehive and the Barracudas : Sexbeat
For when it goes "faster" and "louder".
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Track 2 from Cock Ready
Length: 00:03:19
Year: 2005
Track Description:
For when it goes "faster" and "louder".
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12 The Stooges : Dirt
After
the nice he;ping of primal passion. You slow down, keep it going awhile
longer, and let this s [...]
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Track 4 from Funhouse
Length: 00:07:00
Year: 1970
Track Description:
After
the nice he;ping of primal passion. You slow down, keep it going awhile
longer, and let this song chill the sweat right off you.
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13 Kyuss : El Rodeo
If
you know what you're doin' you will build towards climax throughout the
song and finally come to [...]
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Track 11 from Muchas Gracias
Length: 00:05:29
Year: 2000
Track Description:
If
you know what you're doin' you will build towards climax throughout the
song and finally come to it at the end of the song with words "RODEO!"
come howling towards you over and over again. Oh, don't forget to turn
everything into slow-motion, too.
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14 Sunn0))) & Boris : The Sinking Belle (Blue Sheep)
You
sit and enjoy the pleasure pheramones running through your system
completely content. YAYYYYYYY! [...]
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Track 0 from Altar
Length: 00:07:37
Year: 2006
Track Description:
You
sit and enjoy the pleasure pheramones running through your system
completely content. YAYYYYYYY!
*or*
You feel like you might throw up as you drunkenly look up towards the
stranger you just had sex with, kick them out of your house, puke, cry
and go on myspace. Vow never to drink again for the 200th time.
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Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
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Level 19
mm yes baron
1/07/07 10:28pm
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Wow, one of your mixes is doing swell in the ratings! But remember, Bob Dole did 'swell' in the primaries...
awarded on 2007-02-17

Level 18
Great mix. very sexy lile
11/20/06 02:48pm
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:D
11/20/06 12:45pm
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Happy Valentine's day from the MTC staff. We really love you guys. That said, put your pants on and get out before we call the cops.
awarded on 2007-02-14

Level 21
3/14. I still hope this one beats mine.
11/18/06 01:48pm
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Mixtape Contest XXV: 1st Place
You brutally murdered and made skin masks out of your competition! Way to go!


Congratulations on First Place!
awarded on 2008-12-21

Level 28
I love this mix
11/18/06 08:02am
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