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Sausage Fest!

Sausage Fest!
Created by: sledgbrainerd
Tracks: 18
Length: 01:18:58
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 11
2. Mix Contest 11
3. Mix Contest 11
Created on 4/19/07 11:17am
Level 8
Points 3564
Total visitors 127
Unique visitors 63
This mix was ranked #2 out of 20 entries for this contest
description:
I, sledgbrainerd, used to live in a house with Eric, our friend Wispy (aka Zakky Wispaz), and Jon Raby (w/ his fucking disgusting zombie dog named Scooter). We called this house LAZERBEAMS. In the downstairs part of this house, there was a bar. Next to the bar was a garage that we had decked out in a beach theme, and the garage was referred to as SMOKEY BEACH. We smoked cigarettes in Smokey Beach. We drank a lot at Lazerbeams. We would by half-gallons of Rothschild 100 Proof vodka, call up some ladies, get wasted, and hopefully get a hummer in one of our two disgusting bathrooms. We had a couch next to the bar that we counted 14 people boned on.

This mix, however are for all of the nights we couldn't get any ladies to come over. Lord Bearded and I would get wasted, complain about chicks, and dance our asses off. Then Tallon (aka T-Bag) or Wispy would come hang out and dance with us. I would usually black out and wake up on the Blue Sex Couch with Wispy passed out next to me and our Die Hard With a Vengeance tape playing on the TV.

Be carefull while listening to this though, as I still have a bad ankle from one of these nights.

Grab some Rothschild, some PBR, and some groove on.


RIP LAZERBEAMS!

tracklist

1 Minus the Bear : Fine + 2 Points
This song is a subtle way of saying "HEY DUDES! COME DANCE WITH ME PLEASE!"
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Track 1 from They Make Beer Commercials Like This
Length: 00:03:51
Year: 2004
Track Description:
This song is a subtle way of saying "HEY DUDES! COME DANCE WITH ME PLEASE!"
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2 Daft Punk : Robot Rock
One time I poured my beer all over Tallon, and he wanted to fight me. Then We made up a few months later. Bo [...]
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Track 10 from Musique Vol. 1
Length: 00:04:46
Year: 2006
Track Description:
One time I poured my beer all over Tallon, and he wanted to fight me. Then We made up a few months later. Boys Club!
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3 Ice Cube : Check Yo Self (remix)
I think all us dudes try to dance all "Old School Rap" and shit on this tune. Then we challenge each other to [...]
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Track 0 from Bootlegs and B-Sides
Length: 00:04:33
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I think all us dudes try to dance all "Old School Rap" and shit on this tune. Then we challenge each other to a manly drinking contest. High Fives.
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4 Notorious BIG : Party and Bullshit (Ratatat Remix)
Lord Bearded does this absolutely amazing and astounding dance called Mr. Nastypants. It would go great to th [...]
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Track 2 from Ratatat Remixes Vol. II
Length: 00:03:54
Year: 2007
Track Description:
Lord Bearded does this absolutely amazing and astounding dance called Mr. Nastypants. It would go great to this song.
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5 Grizzly Bear : Knife (Girl Talk Remix)
I bet you if this song had been around back then, we would have nevver had to have "Sausage Man" nights.
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Track 0 from Knife
Length: 00:04:41
Year: 2007
Track Description:
I bet you if this song had been around back then, we would have nevver had to have "Sausage Man" nights.
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6 Lovage : Strangers on a Train
This song doesn't break the vibe, but it does allow you to rest for a moment, maybe throw in a quick wrestling [...]
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Track 10 from Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
Length: 00:04:36
Year: 2001
Track Description:
This song doesn't break the vibe, but it does allow you to rest for a moment, maybe throw in a quick wrestling match before you start dancing again.
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7 The Avalanches : Radio
Remember when Vanilla Ice was in Ninja Turtles 2? Remember his Ninja Rap dance? That's what I used to do to [...]
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Track 3 from Since I Left You...
Length: 00:04:21
Year: 2001
Track Description:
Remember when Vanilla Ice was in Ninja Turtles 2? Remember his Ninja Rap dance? That's what I used to do to this sweet tune.
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8 Galactic : The Moil
Dance funk that would knock the Giant Ace Ventura 2 Poster off the wall everytime.
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Track 3 from Ruckus
Length: 00:03:11
Year: 2003
Track Description:
Dance funk that would knock the Giant Ace Ventura 2 Poster off the wall everytime.
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9 Mirwais : Disco Science
This song and that last boxing scene were the best parts of the movie Snatch. Guy Ritchie sux. But you know [...]
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Track 10 from Snatch Soundtrack
Length: 00:03:32
Year: 2001
Track Description:
This song and that last boxing scene were the best parts of the movie Snatch. Guy Ritchie sux. But you know who doesn't suck? Dressing up in suits for your own "guys only" 3 person dance party!
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10 Peaches : Shake Yer Dix (feat. Mignon)
A man with an afro (me), a man with a beard (Lord bearded), a man with a shoelace belt (wisp), and and a Russi [...]
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Track 7 from Fatherfucker
Length: 00:03:33
Year: 2003
Track Description:
A man with an afro (me), a man with a beard (Lord bearded), a man with a shoelace belt (wisp), and and a Russian guy named Pavel all would stand around and shake our dix.
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11 The Murder City Devils : Press Gang (Latch Brothers Remix)
Beardo lets out a "COMIN-I-YEHA!" and I clap my hands really excited like. We try to call Eric but he doesn't [...]
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Track 8 from Buddyhead Suicide
Length: 00:03:57
Year: 1994
Track Description:
Beardo lets out a "COMIN-I-YEHA!" and I clap my hands really excited like. We try to call Eric but he doesn't answer. BeardMan makes sure to let him know on the voicemail:

"Where tthe FUCK are you? It's 10:38. Its a fuckin Wednesday night YOU FUCK!..."

and then he rambles on and on about all the things he's gonna do to eric.
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12 Death from Above 1979 : Romantic Rights
We dance our drunken asses off. I spill my greyhound (100 proof rothschild and Squirt) and we all say that th [...]
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Track 2 from You're A Woman, I'm A Machine
Length: 00:03:15
Year: 2004
Track Description:
We dance our drunken asses off. I spill my greyhound (100 proof rothschild and Squirt) and we all say that this band sucks but we keep dancing.
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13 The Advantage : Ninja Gaiden: Mine Shaft
Crawling all over our not very clean bar with my ass crack hanging out is what I did a lot.
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Track 17 from The Advantage
Length: 00:01:51
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Crawling all over our not very clean bar with my ass crack hanging out is what I did a lot.
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14 Modest Mouse : Tiny Cities Made of Ashes
Beardo starts to fall asleep and I start to scold him and pukking on his beard. He resists me. We kiss passi [...]
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Track 5 from The Moon and Antarctica
Length: 00:03:41
Year: 2000
Track Description:
Beardo starts to fall asleep and I start to scold him and pukking on his beard. He resists me. We kiss passionately and make sweet love for a duration of about 45 seconds. We both climax at the same time and we high five each other like bros and keep dancing.
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15 Desert Sessions : Powdered Wig Machine
Slow dance time.

We each unbutton our shirts a little. Show some cleav. We practice seducing ladi [...]
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Track 7 from 9 & 10
Length: 00:02:40
Year: 2003
Track Description:
Slow dance time.

We each unbutton our shirts a little. Show some cleav. We practice seducing ladies on each other.
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16 Queens of the Stone Age : Never Say Never
By this time, Beardo is passed out with his PBR upside down on his lap, Wispy has gone to hang out with some u [...]
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Track 1 from Rated U
Length: 00:04:23
Year: 2000
Track Description:
By this time, Beardo is passed out with his PBR upside down on his lap, Wispy has gone to hang out with some underage bbitches, Raby and Scooter are sleeping (or whatever they did) in his room, and I'm trying to keep rockin. I get depressed turn the music up loud and go to my room.
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17 Oxes : Track #5
I can hear the sweet danc-y sounds coming up through the floor downstairs. I chug a Pabst and head back downs [...]
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Track 5 from Oxes ep.
Length: 00:05:40
Year: 0000
Track Description:
I can hear the sweet danc-y sounds coming up through the floor downstairs. I chug a Pabst and head back downstairs for one more round.
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18 Beastie Boys : B-Boy Buoillabaisse
Bearded One usually wakes up when you play beastie boys. We give it our all for the 12+ minutes that this tra [...]
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Track 15 from Paul's Boutique
Length: 00:12:33
Year: 1989
Track Description:
Bearded One usually wakes up when you play beastie boys. We give it our all for the 12+ minutes that this track goes for and he passes out. I go upstairs and fall asleep with my light on.
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Ah! Yes, yes, yes! Everything about this is Grade-A perfect. lol. The description, the music, & the overwhelming nostril sting of cheap booze.
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yeah yeah! this is awesome. big points just for putting the beastie boys on there. i fucking love those guys.
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