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Sausage Fest!
| Sausage Fest! | |
| Created by: | sledgbrainerd |
| Tracks: | 18 |
| Length: | 01:18:58 |
| Keywords |
1. Mix Contest 11 2. Mix Contest 11 3. Mix Contest 11 |
| Created on | 4/19/07 11:17am |
| Level | 8 |
| Points | 3567 |
| Total visitors | 128 |
| Unique visitors | 64 |
| This mix was ranked #2 out of 20 entries for this contest | |
description:
I, sledgbrainerd, used to live in a house with Eric, our friend Wispy (aka Zakky Wispaz), and Jon Raby (w/ his fucking disgusting zombie dog named Scooter). We called this house LAZERBEAMS. In the downstairs part of this house, there was a bar. Next to the bar was a garage that we had decked out in a beach theme, and the garage was referred to as SMOKEY BEACH. We smoked cigarettes in Smokey Beach. We drank a lot at Lazerbeams. We would by half-gallons of Rothschild 100 Proof vodka, call up some ladies, get wasted, and hopefully get a hummer in one of our two disgusting bathrooms. We had a couch next to the bar that we counted 14 people boned on.
This mix, however are for all of the nights we couldn't get any ladies to come over. Lord Bearded and I would get wasted, complain about chicks, and dance our asses off. Then Tallon (aka T-Bag) or Wispy would come hang out and dance with us. I would usually black out and wake up on the Blue Sex Couch with Wispy passed out next to me and our Die Hard With a Vengeance tape playing on the TV.
Be carefull while listening to this though, as I still have a bad ankle from one of these nights.
Grab some Rothschild, some PBR, and some groove on.
RIP LAZERBEAMS!
This mix, however are for all of the nights we couldn't get any ladies to come over. Lord Bearded and I would get wasted, complain about chicks, and dance our asses off. Then Tallon (aka T-Bag) or Wispy would come hang out and dance with us. I would usually black out and wake up on the Blue Sex Couch with Wispy passed out next to me and our Die Hard With a Vengeance tape playing on the TV.
Be carefull while listening to this though, as I still have a bad ankle from one of these nights.
Grab some Rothschild, some PBR, and some groove on.
RIP LAZERBEAMS!
tracklist
| 1 | Minus the Bear : Fine + 2 Points |
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This song is a subtle way of saying "HEY DUDES! COME DANCE WITH ME PLEASE!"
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Track 1 from They Make Beer Commercials Like This
Length: 00:03:51 Year: 2004 |
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This song is a subtle way of saying "HEY DUDES! COME DANCE WITH ME PLEASE!" SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Daft Punk : Robot Rock |
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One time I poured my beer all over Tallon, and he wanted to fight me. Then We made up a few months later. Bo [...]
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Track 10 from Musique Vol. 1
Length: 00:04:46 Year: 2006 |
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One time I poured my beer all over Tallon, and he wanted to fight me. Then We made up a few months later. Boys Club! SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Ice Cube : Check Yo Self (remix) |
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I think all us dudes try to dance all "Old School Rap" and shit on this tune. Then we challenge each other to [...]
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Track 0 from Bootlegs and B-Sides
Length: 00:04:33 Year: 0000 |
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I think all us dudes try to dance all "Old School Rap" and shit on this tune. Then we challenge each other to a manly drinking contest. High Fives. SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Notorious BIG : Party and Bullshit (Ratatat Remix) |
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Lord Bearded does this absolutely amazing and astounding dance called Mr. Nastypants. It would go great to th [...]
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Track 2 from Ratatat Remixes Vol. II
Length: 00:03:54 Year: 2007 |
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Lord Bearded does this absolutely amazing and astounding dance called Mr. Nastypants. It would go great to this song. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Grizzly Bear : Knife (Girl Talk Remix) |
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I bet you if this song had been around back then, we would have nevver had to have "Sausage Man" nights.
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Track 0 from Knife
Length: 00:04:41 Year: 2007 |
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I bet you if this song had been around back then, we would have nevver had to have "Sausage Man" nights. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Lovage : Strangers on a Train |
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This song doesn't break the vibe, but it does allow you to rest for a moment, maybe throw in a quick wrestling [...]
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Track 10 from Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
Length: 00:04:36 Year: 2001 |
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This song doesn't break the vibe, but it does allow you to rest for a moment, maybe throw in a quick wrestling match before you start dancing again. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | The Avalanches : Radio |
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Remember when Vanilla Ice was in Ninja Turtles 2? Remember his Ninja Rap dance? That's what I used to do to [...]
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Track 3 from Since I Left You...
Length: 00:04:21 Year: 2001 |
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Remember when Vanilla Ice was in Ninja Turtles 2? Remember his Ninja Rap dance? That's what I used to do to this sweet tune. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | Galactic : The Moil |
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Dance funk that would knock the Giant Ace Ventura 2 Poster off the wall everytime.
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Track 3 from Ruckus
Length: 00:03:11 Year: 2003 |
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Dance funk that would knock the Giant Ace Ventura 2 Poster off the wall everytime. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Mirwais : Disco Science |
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This song and that last boxing scene were the best parts of the movie Snatch. Guy Ritchie sux. But you know [...]
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Track 10 from Snatch Soundtrack
Length: 00:03:32 Year: 2001 |
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This song and that last boxing scene were the best parts of the movie Snatch. Guy Ritchie sux. But you know who doesn't suck? Dressing up in suits for your own "guys only" 3 person dance party! SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Peaches : Shake Yer Dix (feat. Mignon) |
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A man with an afro (me), a man with a beard (Lord bearded), a man with a shoelace belt (wisp), and and a Russi [...]
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Track 7 from Fatherfucker
Length: 00:03:33 Year: 2003 |
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A man with an afro (me), a man with a beard (Lord bearded), a man with a shoelace belt (wisp), and and a Russian guy named Pavel all would stand around and shake our dix. SHOW LESS
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| 11 | The Murder City Devils : Press Gang (Latch Brothers Remix) |
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Beardo lets out a "COMIN-I-YEHA!" and I clap my hands really excited like. We try to call Eric but he doesn't [...]
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Track 8 from Buddyhead Suicide
Length: 00:03:57 Year: 1994 |
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Beardo lets out a "COMIN-I-YEHA!" and I clap my hands really excited like. We try to call Eric but he doesn't answer. BeardMan makes sure to let him know on the voicemail: "Where tthe FUCK are you? It's 10:38. Its a fuckin Wednesday night YOU FUCK!..." and then he rambles on and on about all the things he's gonna do to eric. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Death from Above 1979 : Romantic Rights |
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We dance our drunken asses off. I spill my greyhound (100 proof rothschild and Squirt) and we all say that th [...]
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Track 2 from You're A Woman, I'm A Machine
Length: 00:03:15 Year: 2004 |
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We dance our drunken asses off. I spill my greyhound (100 proof rothschild and Squirt) and we all say that this band sucks but we keep dancing. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | The Advantage : Ninja Gaiden: Mine Shaft |
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Crawling all over our not very clean bar with my ass crack hanging out is what I did a lot.
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Track 17 from The Advantage
Length: 00:01:51 Year: 0000 |
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Crawling all over our not very clean bar with my ass crack hanging out is what I did a lot. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | Modest Mouse : Tiny Cities Made of Ashes |
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Beardo starts to fall asleep and I start to scold him and pukking on his beard. He resists me. We kiss passi [...]
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Track 5 from The Moon and Antarctica
Length: 00:03:41 Year: 2000 |
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Beardo starts to fall asleep and I start to scold him and pukking on his beard. He resists me. We kiss passionately and make sweet love for a duration of about 45 seconds. We both climax at the same time and we high five each other like bros and keep dancing. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Desert Sessions : Powdered Wig Machine |
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Slow dance time. We each unbutton our shirts a little. Show some cleav. We practice seducing ladi [...] SHOW MORE
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Track 7 from 9 & 10
Length: 00:02:40 Year: 2003 |
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Slow dance time. We each unbutton our shirts a little. Show some cleav. We practice seducing ladies on each other. SHOW LESS
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| 16 | Queens of the Stone Age : Never Say Never |
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By this time, Beardo is passed out with his PBR upside down on his lap, Wispy has gone to hang out with some u [...]
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Track 1 from Rated U
Length: 00:04:23 Year: 2000 |
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By this time, Beardo is passed out with his PBR upside down on his lap, Wispy has gone to hang out with some underage bbitches, Raby and Scooter are sleeping (or whatever they did) in his room, and I'm trying to keep rockin. I get depressed turn the music up loud and go to my room. SHOW LESS
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| 17 | Oxes : Track #5 |
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I can hear the sweet danc-y sounds coming up through the floor downstairs. I chug a Pabst and head back downs [...]
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Track 5 from Oxes ep.
Length: 00:05:40 Year: 0000 |
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I can hear the sweet danc-y sounds coming up through the floor downstairs. I chug a Pabst and head back downstairs for one more round. SHOW LESS
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| 18 | Beastie Boys : B-Boy Buoillabaisse |
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Bearded One usually wakes up when you play beastie boys. We give it our all for the 12+ minutes that this tra [...]
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Track 15 from Paul's Boutique
Length: 00:12:33 Year: 1989 |
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Bearded One usually wakes up when you play beastie boys. We give it our all for the 12+ minutes that this track goes for and he passes out. I go upstairs and fall asleep with my light on. SHOW LESS
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dope ass closer.
6/29/10 06:43am
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awarded on 2010-06-09
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Ah! Yes, yes, yes! Everything about this is Grade-A perfect. lol. The description, the music, & the overwhelming nostril sting of cheap booze.
7/25/09 04:36am
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awarded on 2009-03-07
Level 18
Fantastic...
7/19/08 11:47am
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awarded on 2010-09-01
Level 21
You should make that a short film someday! Your descriptions are the best in the world.
7/05/07 09:07am
Mixtape Contest X: First Place
In the future, Biff Tannen will almost assuredly own all of our asses. So, here's a preemptive honoring of his eventual kingship.
Congrats on first -- the future thanks you. Now, make like a tree and get the hell out.
Congrats on first -- the future thanks you. Now, make like a tree and get the hell out.
awarded on 2007-03-30
Level 17
yeah yeah! this is awesome. big points just for putting the beastie boys on there. i fucking love those guys.
4/24/07 02:39pm
