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Your Not So Secret Santa!

Your Not So Secret Santa!
Created by: johnny_luddite
Tracks: 13
Length: 00:39:26
Keywords 1. Crimbo
2. satan
3. santa
Created on 1/12/08 09:06pm
Level 4
Points 1959
Total visitors 23
Unique visitors 16
description:
I was working on this mix a few days before this jolly seasonal contest was announced and then it got put to one side. Now it is no longer Christmas it feels safe to post this.

Most Christmas pop songs are so bad that rather than inducing a good measure of seasonal goodwill they are more likely to push someone into going postal. But... there are a few Christmas songs that are not so shite. Happy Crimbo one and all!

tracklist

1 Chuck Berry : Run Run Rudolph
The best Christmas rock songs are the one where there is no real attempt by the musicians to throw in bells an [...]
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Track 6 from The Chess Box 1958 - 1964 Disc 2
Length: 00:02:44
Year: 0000
Track Description:
The best Christmas rock songs are the one where there is no real attempt by the musicians to throw in bells and tinkly christmas dross. Just a vague relationship to something to do with Christmas, maybe one of those "Santa coming down your chimney tonight" lines blues and R&B writers love so much, and in this case a good dose of Chuck Berry rock and roll.
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2 Eartha Kitt : Santa Baby
This contains the best interpretation of the whole Santa coming down your chimney thing. Eartha Kitt makes it [...]
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Track 3 from Eddie Bauer Christmas Classics (Various Artists)
Length: 00:03:25
Year: 0000
Track Description:
This contains the best interpretation of the whole Santa coming down your chimney thing. Eartha Kitt makes it sound like he will be put on some sex offenders register if he does, but that it will still be worth it!
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3 Elvis Presley : Santa Claus Is Back In Town
From the end of the fifties era when Elvis really was the king of kings. In this stupid but brilliant parody o [...]
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Track 4 from It's Christmas Time
Length: 00:02:25
Year: 0000
Track Description:
From the end of the fifties era when Elvis really was the king of kings. In this stupid but brilliant parody of himself, we see Elvis coming in a big black cadillac.
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4 Charles Brown : Merry Christmas Baby
Another recording that brings the true meaning of a sexy Christmas back. There are a million and one versions [...]
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Track 1 from Merry Christmas Baby
Length: 00:03:43
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Another recording that brings the true meaning of a sexy Christmas back. There are a million and one versions of this, but accept only this slinky piano driven original and one other. (We will get to that!)
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5 ALbert King : Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin'
We skip from the fifties to the seventies because the sixties were pretty much a Christmas song good taste-fre [...]
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Track 13 from The Complete Stax - Volt singles Vol 3 (Various Artists)
Length: 00:03:01
Year: 0000
Track Description:
We skip from the fifties to the seventies because the sixties were pretty much a Christmas song good taste-free zone. Here, an anguished King Albert makes it clear that in return for all these presents, Santa knows what he wants, and believe me, he wants some!
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6 john prine : Christmas in Prison
Now, we visit another Christmas song genre that can turn up a few gems, the sad Christmas song. JP does admit [...]
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Track 5 from Great Days Anthology
Length: 00:03:13
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Now, we visit another Christmas song genre that can turn up a few gems, the sad Christmas song. JP does admit that "the food was good" so it wasn't all bad!
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7 Jimmy Liggins & His Drops Of Joy : I want My Baby For Christmas
Jimmy has one item on his Christmas list, but this being a blues number, I have a suspicion he might be out of [...]
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Track 13 from Blue Yule (Various Artists)
Length: 00:02:40
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Jimmy has one item on his Christmas list, but this being a blues number, I have a suspicion he might be out of luck!
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8 The Everly Brothers : Christmas Eve can kill you
You might have expected them to come out with a jingle bells pile of poo, but this very depressing ditty "When [...]
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Track 2 from Bummed Out Christmas (Various Artists)
Length: 00:03:01
Year: 0000
Track Description:
You might have expected them to come out with a jingle bells pile of poo, but this very depressing ditty "When you are trying to hitch a ride anywhere" is in fact very excellent!
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9 The Damned : There Ain't No Sanity Clause
There are not really that many Christmas songs from the first flowering of punk, but I know of a couple, inclu [...]
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Track 6 from Punk Rock Xmas (Various Artists)
Length: 00:02:31
Year: 0000
Track Description:
There are not really that many Christmas songs from the first flowering of punk, but I know of a couple, including this horrible specimen!
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10 The Ramones : Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)
It's the Ramones, it's Christmas, what more do you need!
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Track 10 from Punk Rock Xmas (Various Artists)
Length: 00:02:38
Year: 0000
Track Description:
It's the Ramones, it's Christmas, what more do you need!
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11 Mojo Nixon : Trim Yo' Tree
A cover of Jimmy Butler's ultimate sex on the 25th song!
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Track 2 from Horny Holidays
Length: 00:02:01
Year: 0000
Track Description:
A cover of Jimmy Butler's ultimate sex on the 25th song!
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12 Sufjan Stevens : Get Behind Me, Santa
Ever hear about the dyslexic office worker who thought he had to become someone's secret Satan? Well, looks li [...]
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Track 2 from Songs For Christmas (Disc 5:Peace)
Length: 00:03:39
Year: 2006
Track Description:
Ever hear about the dyslexic office worker who thought he had to become someone's secret Satan? Well, looks like Sufjan has.
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13 Henry Rollins : Twas the night before Christmas
Let's leave it to the gifted Mr Rollins to lead us out in traditional fashion!
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Track 11 from A lump of coal
Length: 00:04:25
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Let's leave it to the gifted Mr Rollins to lead us out in traditional fashion!
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If i had a shop, i would play this at christmas time. Lovely.
1/13/08 06:26am
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