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Hanging with Your Girlfriends Gross-Ass Friends

Hanging with Your Girlfriends Gross-Ass Friends
Created by: sledgbrainerd
Tracks: 19
Length: 01:19:41
Keywords 1. Annoying
2. Sick/Gross
3. Obligations
Created on 7/11/06 03:01pm
Level 10
Points 4812
Total visitors 435
Unique visitors 200
description:
Whenever my girl's friends are around (at my house, at the bar, in my town, etc.), I rely on music to keep me from stabbing myself in the heart on purpose with a steak knife. Since none of these people know any music that isnt the Black Eyed Peas, they always make comments about how the music is "ARTSY" or "OUT THERE", so it is fun for me to make up all sorts of lies about the music that is playing. Then I get too drunk and make everyone watch THEY LIVE! because it is the best movie ever. There is usually a comment from them that sounds like this:

"I would rather listen to your wierdo music than this crappy movie."

to which I reply:

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

This mix is sequenced to horrify and confuse the "lesser" people who stumble around this earth, somehow living on their own, without supervision or anything. The descriptions will be lies about each band. Since I am telling YOU these lies, I guess that means I'm treating you like one of my girlfriends lame-ass friends, doesn't it? Get out of my house.

tracklist

1 BS 2000 : New Gouda
This is the Tranny from The Black Eyed Peas' side project. A side project is like another band, that has noth [...]
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Track 12 from Simply Mortified
Length: 00:02:01
Year: 2001
Track Description:
This is the Tranny from The Black Eyed Peas' side project. A side project is like another band, that has nothing to do with their main one. Yes some people are in more than one band at once.
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2 Dr. Octagon : Girl Let Me Touch You
This song was written by my buddy T-BAG.
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Track 13 from Dr. Octagonecologyst
Length: 00:03:40
Year: 1997
Track Description:
This song was written by my buddy T-BAG.
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3 Wolf Eyes : Urine Burn
Wierd! This Cd only does this when you guys are over. Wierd!
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Track 5 from Burned Mind
Length: 00:00:47
Year: 2004
Track Description:
Wierd! This Cd only does this when you guys are over. Wierd!
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4 Boom Bip and Dose One : Slight
They recorded this song in the "Method Recording" Technique, by running on treadmills on their highest setting [...]
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Track 13 from Circle
Length: 00:03:17
Year: 2000
Track Description:
They recorded this song in the "Method Recording" Technique, by running on treadmills on their highest settings. Thats why it is art.
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5 Bobby Conn : Pumper
This guy was on so much acid one time during a show, that his eyes started bleeding and now he is a blind tran [...]
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Track 8 from The Golden Age
Length: 00:04:44
Year: 2001
Track Description:
This guy was on so much acid one time during a show, that his eyes started bleeding and now he is a blind tranny hooker.
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6 Sunn O))) : It Took The Night To Believe
These guys only write one song every 5 years, and it takes an hour and a half to play it.
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Track 2 from Black One
Length: 00:05:56
Year: 2005
Track Description:
These guys only write one song every 5 years, and it takes an hour and a half to play it.
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7 Earth : Raiford (The Felon Wind)
This is Kurt Cobains other band.
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Track 7 from HEX: Or Printing in the Infernal Method
Length: 00:07:21
Year: 2005
Track Description:
This is Kurt Cobains other band.
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8 The Thrones : The Anguish of Bears
This is a one man band. The man is 86 years old, and still competes in the premiere stickball league where he [...]
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Track 7 from Sperm Whale
Length: 00:04:11
Year: 2004
Track Description:
This is a one man band. The man is 86 years old, and still competes in the premiere stickball league where he is a legend, for sliding into the bases even though they play on cement and he always wears running shorts.
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9 Zombi : Challenger
This band invented keyboards. Their first keyboards they made had forks and spoons as the keys. The keys are [...]
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Track 1 from Surface To Air
Length: 00:04:28
Year: 2006
Track Description:
This band invented keyboards. Their first keyboards they made had forks and spoons as the keys. The keys are the white things that you press on keyboards or pianos. Yeah, I think they are called keys on pianos also.
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10 Ennio Morricone : Se Sei Qualcuno E' Colpa Mia
Clint Eastwood made this song. It's from his album called "Songs I wrote MYSELF, for MY movies."
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Track 0 from An Ennio Morricone Western Quintet
Length: 00:09:05
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Clint Eastwood made this song. It's from his album called "Songs I wrote MYSELF, for MY movies."
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11 Tomahawk : God Hates A Coward
All but one of the guys in this band were convicted of raping and murdering their security gaurd, Big Chubbbs, [...]
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Track 4 from Tomahawk
Length: 00:02:39
Year: 2001
Track Description:
All but one of the guys in this band were convicted of raping and murdering their security gaurd, Big Chubbbs, while they were on tour in finland.
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12 Hella : Madonna Approaches R&B Blonde Wreckages
They set up microphones next to a pile of instruments and they get all of their friends to throw casio keybboa [...]
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Track 2 from Homeboy
Length: 00:02:22
Year: 2005
Track Description:
They set up microphones next to a pile of instruments and they get all of their friends to throw casio keybboards at the pile. Hence music. Hence Art.
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13 The Fucking Am : Talking Liberties
This is a band called Ween.
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Track 4 from Gold
Length: 00:03:49
Year: 2004
Track Description:
This is a band called Ween.
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14 The Advantage : Double Dragon 2: Stage 2
These guys made up the ideas for Star Wars and everything.
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Track 2 from The Advantage
Length: 00:01:45
Year: 0000
Track Description:
These guys made up the ideas for Star Wars and everything.
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15 Neil Young : Computer Age
You know that chess playing computer? Well it wrote and played this song through chess. I dont know how that [...]
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Track 2 from Trans
Length: 00:05:24
Year: 1983
Track Description:
You know that chess playing computer? Well it wrote and played this song through chess. I dont know how that works but I saw it on the news.
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16 modwheelmood : Things Will Change
This is my band. I sing and drum at the same time.
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Track 1 from Enemies & Immegrants
Length: 00:04:10
Year: 2006
Track Description:
This is my band. I sing and drum at the same time.
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17 The Unicorns : Tuff Ghost
This is Radiohead.
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Track 2 from Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
Length: 00:02:57
Year: 2004
Track Description:
This is Radiohead.
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18 Bad Medicine : Trespasser
These guys one the FUNK OLYMPICS 9 years straight. That broke Willy and the Wagon Wheels record of 8 straight [...]
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Track 4 from The Funky 16 Corners
Length: 00:05:48
Year: 2001
Track Description:
These guys one the FUNK OLYMPICS 9 years straight. That broke Willy and the Wagon Wheels record of 8 straight years! Isn't that neat! Yeah I guess they do sound a bit like the black eyed peas I suppose.
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19 TV On The Radio : Blues From Down Here
Get Out Of MY House!
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Track 9 from Return to Cookie Mountain
Length: 00:05:17
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Get Out Of MY House!
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King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
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Both the mix and the sentiment are fantastic.
12/08/07 08:51pm
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This is hilarious. Earth as Kurt Cobain's other band....hahaha.
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