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Hanging with Your Girlfriends Gross-Ass Friends
| Hanging with Your Girlfriends Gross-Ass Friends | |
| Created by: | sledgbrainerd |
| Tracks: | 19 |
| Length: | 01:19:41 |
| Keywords |
1. Annoying 2. Sick/Gross 3. Obligations |
| Created on | 7/11/06 03:01pm |
| Level | 10 |
| Points | 4822 |
| Total visitors | 439 |
| Unique visitors | 200 |
description:
Whenever my girl's friends are around (at my house, at the bar, in my town, etc.), I rely on music to keep me from stabbing myself in the heart on purpose with a steak knife. Since none of these people know any music that isnt the Black Eyed Peas, they always make comments about how the music is "ARTSY" or "OUT THERE", so it is fun for me to make up all sorts of lies about the music that is playing. Then I get too drunk and make everyone watch THEY LIVE! because it is the best movie ever. There is usually a comment from them that sounds like this:
"I would rather listen to your wierdo music than this crappy movie."
to which I reply:
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
This mix is sequenced to horrify and confuse the "lesser" people who stumble around this earth, somehow living on their own, without supervision or anything. The descriptions will be lies about each band. Since I am telling YOU these lies, I guess that means I'm treating you like one of my girlfriends lame-ass friends, doesn't it? Get out of my house.
"I would rather listen to your wierdo music than this crappy movie."
to which I reply:
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
This mix is sequenced to horrify and confuse the "lesser" people who stumble around this earth, somehow living on their own, without supervision or anything. The descriptions will be lies about each band. Since I am telling YOU these lies, I guess that means I'm treating you like one of my girlfriends lame-ass friends, doesn't it? Get out of my house.
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| 1 | BS 2000 : New Gouda |
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This is the Tranny from The Black Eyed Peas' side project. A side project is like another band, that has noth [...]
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Track 12 from Simply Mortified
Length: 00:02:01 Year: 2001 |
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This is the Tranny from The Black Eyed Peas' side project. A side project is like another band, that has nothing to do with their main one. Yes some people are in more than one band at once. SHOW LESS
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| 2 | Dr. Octagon : Girl Let Me Touch You |
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This song was written by my buddy T-BAG.
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Track 13 from Dr. Octagonecologyst
Length: 00:03:40 Year: 1997 |
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This song was written by my buddy T-BAG. SHOW LESS
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| 3 | Wolf Eyes : Urine Burn |
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Wierd! This Cd only does this when you guys are over. Wierd!
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Track 5 from Burned Mind
Length: 00:00:47 Year: 2004 |
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Wierd! This Cd only does this when you guys are over. Wierd! SHOW LESS
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| 4 | Boom Bip and Dose One : Slight |
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They recorded this song in the "Method Recording" Technique, by running on treadmills on their highest setting [...]
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Track 13 from Circle
Length: 00:03:17 Year: 2000 |
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They recorded this song in the "Method Recording" Technique, by running on treadmills on their highest settings. Thats why it is art. SHOW LESS
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| 5 | Bobby Conn : Pumper |
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This guy was on so much acid one time during a show, that his eyes started bleeding and now he is a blind tran [...]
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Track 8 from The Golden Age
Length: 00:04:44 Year: 2001 |
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This guy was on so much acid one time during a show, that his eyes started bleeding and now he is a blind tranny hooker. SHOW LESS
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| 6 | Sunn O))) : It Took The Night To Believe |
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These guys only write one song every 5 years, and it takes an hour and a half to play it.
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Track 2 from Black One
Length: 00:05:56 Year: 2005 |
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These guys only write one song every 5 years, and it takes an hour and a half to play it. SHOW LESS
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| 7 | Earth : Raiford (The Felon Wind) |
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This is Kurt Cobains other band.
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Track 7 from HEX: Or Printing in the Infernal Method
Length: 00:07:21 Year: 2005 |
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This is Kurt Cobains other band. SHOW LESS
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| 8 | The Thrones : The Anguish of Bears |
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This is a one man band. The man is 86 years old, and still competes in the premiere stickball league where he [...]
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Track 7 from Sperm Whale
Length: 00:04:11 Year: 2004 |
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This is a one man band. The man is 86 years old, and still competes in the premiere stickball league where he is a legend, for sliding into the bases even though they play on cement and he always wears running shorts. SHOW LESS
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| 9 | Zombi : Challenger |
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This band invented keyboards. Their first keyboards they made had forks and spoons as the keys. The keys are [...]
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Track 1 from Surface To Air
Length: 00:04:28 Year: 2006 |
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This band invented keyboards. Their first keyboards they made had forks and spoons as the keys. The keys are the white things that you press on keyboards or pianos. Yeah, I think they are called keys on pianos also. SHOW LESS
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| 10 | Ennio Morricone : Se Sei Qualcuno E' Colpa Mia |
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Clint Eastwood made this song. It's from his album called "Songs I wrote MYSELF, for MY movies."
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Track 0 from An Ennio Morricone Western Quintet
Length: 00:09:05 Year: 0000 |
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Clint Eastwood made this song. It's from his album called "Songs I wrote MYSELF, for MY movies." SHOW LESS
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| 11 | Tomahawk : God Hates A Coward |
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All but one of the guys in this band were convicted of raping and murdering their security gaurd, Big Chubbbs, [...]
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Track 4 from Tomahawk
Length: 00:02:39 Year: 2001 |
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All but one of the guys in this band were convicted of raping and murdering their security gaurd, Big Chubbbs, while they were on tour in finland. SHOW LESS
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| 12 | Hella : Madonna Approaches R&B Blonde Wreckages |
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They set up microphones next to a pile of instruments and they get all of their friends to throw casio keybboa [...]
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Track 2 from Homeboy
Length: 00:02:22 Year: 2005 |
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They set up microphones next to a pile of instruments and they get all of their friends to throw casio keybboards at the pile. Hence music. Hence Art. SHOW LESS
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| 13 | The Fucking Am : Talking Liberties |
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This is a band called Ween.
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Track 4 from Gold
Length: 00:03:49 Year: 2004 |
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This is a band called Ween. SHOW LESS
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| 14 | The Advantage : Double Dragon 2: Stage 2 |
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These guys made up the ideas for Star Wars and everything.
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Track 2 from The Advantage
Length: 00:01:45 Year: 0000 |
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These guys made up the ideas for Star Wars and everything. SHOW LESS
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| 15 | Neil Young : Computer Age |
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You know that chess playing computer? Well it wrote and played this song through chess. I dont know how that [...]
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Track 2 from Trans
Length: 00:05:24 Year: 1983 |
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You know that chess playing computer? Well it wrote and played this song through chess. I dont know how that works but I saw it on the news. SHOW LESS
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| 16 | modwheelmood : Things Will Change |
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This is my band. I sing and drum at the same time.
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Track 1 from Enemies & Immegrants
Length: 00:04:10 Year: 2006 |
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This is my band. I sing and drum at the same time. SHOW LESS
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| 17 | The Unicorns : Tuff Ghost |
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This is Radiohead.
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Track 2 from Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
Length: 00:02:57 Year: 2004 |
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This is Radiohead. SHOW LESS
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| 18 | Bad Medicine : Trespasser |
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These guys one the FUNK OLYMPICS 9 years straight. That broke Willy and the Wagon Wheels record of 8 straight [...]
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Track 4 from The Funky 16 Corners
Length: 00:05:48 Year: 2001 |
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These guys one the FUNK OLYMPICS 9 years straight. That broke Willy and the Wagon Wheels record of 8 straight years! Isn't that neat! Yeah I guess they do sound a bit like the black eyed peas I suppose. SHOW LESS
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| 19 | TV On The Radio : Blues From Down Here |
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Get Out Of MY House!
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Track 9 from Return to Cookie Mountain
Length: 00:05:17 Year: 0000 |
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Get Out Of MY House! SHOW LESS
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and give you one helluva rating on this mix. I laughed a bit at the descriptions.
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3/13/08 01:44pm
Mixtape Contest XXIV - Hell - 3rd Place
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Much like the Black Knight, persistence is the key. Keep trying and you wil soon rise to first place on the winning team! Congrats.
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Much like the Black Knight, persistence is the key. Keep trying and you wil soon rise to first place on the winning team! Congrats.
awarded on 2008-11-02
Level 16
Both the mix and the sentiment are fantastic.
12/08/07 08:51pm
Level 14
This is hilarious. Earth as Kurt Cobain's other band....hahaha.
8/13/07 10:44am
