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The Smell of Potpourri

The Smell of Potpourri
Created by: galaxiepi
Tracks: 15
Length: 00:53:48
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 23
2. Mix Contest 23
3. Mix Contest 23
Created on 9/21/08 11:20pm
Level 5
Points 2198
Total visitors 66
Unique visitors 26
This mix was ranked #5 out of 20 entries for this contest
description:
Oh, what an aromatic blend, this Potpourri #3! Some so, so scary. Some so, so fun. Dry all the songs, toss them festively in a bowl and you have something titled Awesome. Or at least mildly noteworthy.

tracklist

1 David Bowie : Five Years
[Favorite song with a number in the title]
One of my favorite album openers of all time, I can't imagine [...]
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Track 1 from The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Length: 00:04:42
Year: 1972
Track Description:
[Favorite song with a number in the title]
One of my favorite album openers of all time, I can't imagine another one with a number in its title to begin this mix.
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2 Merle Haggard : The Bottle Let Me Down
[A good drinking song]
I opted against a happy drinking one for a lonely, depressed drunk's tune. Also I [...]
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Track 1 from Hag: The Best of Merle Haggard
Length: 00:02:42
Year: 2006
Track Description:
[A good drinking song]
I opted against a happy drinking one for a lonely, depressed drunk's tune. Also I love surprising people by whipping this Merle track out at karaoke now and then.
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3 Josh Martinez : Struts ft. Awol One
[If you could wear a song as an outfit]
Lyrically sampling the Violent Femmes, this track a smooth, fast [...]
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Track 5 from World Famous Sex Buffet
Length: 00:03:38
Year: 2008
Track Description:
[If you could wear a song as an outfit]
Lyrically sampling the Violent Femmes, this track a smooth, fast moving and breezy. As an outfit it'd be a funky little, bright colored dress perfect for dancing.
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4 Patrick Swayze : She's Like the Wind
[Favorite song sung by celebrity]
Death by Swayze.
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Track 3 from Dirty Dancing OST
Length: 00:03:48
Year: 1987
Track Description:
[Favorite song sung by celebrity]
Death by Swayze.
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5 Bob Carlisle : Butterfly Kisses
[The creepiest song in the world]
Normally I listen to my mix as I write these out, but the last song com [...]
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Track 1 from Shades Of Grace
Length: 00:05:38
Year: 1997
Track Description:
[The creepiest song in the world]
Normally I listen to my mix as I write these out, but the last song combined with this steaming pile of donkey shit, and I'm sitting in silence. Most people have probably heard this song at a wedding during the father/daughter dance. Some of us with a little more, uh, refined taste would be trying not to vomit into our champagne flutes. This song is creepy from so many angles, but it also just comes down to it being really, really, really shitty.
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6 The Blood Brothers : Set Fire to the Face on Fire
[If a song came on a jukebox during a bar brawl, it should be]
Besides being loud and violent, this track [...]
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Track 1 from Young Machetes
Length: 00:02:19
Year: 2006
Track Description:
[If a song came on a jukebox during a bar brawl, it should be]
Besides being loud and violent, this track has a slower, dragging beat appropriate for inept drunks staggering around throwing punches.
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7 Boyz II Men : I'll Make Love to You
[Sappiest or cheesiest love song]
Hands down. And what a crazy, gross contrast to the songs before and af [...]
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Track 6 from Best of Boys II Men
Length: 00:03:55
Year: 2003
Track Description:
[Sappiest or cheesiest love song]
Hands down. And what a crazy, gross contrast to the songs before and after.
I can't imagine having a significant other put this song on and expect me to feel all tingly in my loins.
"Pour the wine, light the fire
girl your wish is my command!"
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8 G.G. Allin : Expose Yourself to Kids
[Most Obscene Song]
I can't even read through these lyrics, let alone listen to the song, without thinkin [...]
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Track 7 from Expose Yourself: The Singles Collection 1977-1991
Length: 00:03:41
Year: 2004
Track Description:
[Most Obscene Song]
I can't even read through these lyrics, let alone listen to the song, without thinking I'm going to be busted by Dateline's "To Catch a Predator". Honestly some of the most fucked up lyrics I've ever seen. Read on and feel inspired!

Let's fuck some kids, they can't say no
Molest them now before they grow
Threaten them with oral sex
Expose yourself to incest

'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Suck a little hairless crack
Hold 'em down, they can't fight back
Watch 'em scream and cry with fear
Fucking cunt don't tell nobody dear

'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Alright, expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Say I'm a pervert, it's OK
Hey! Candy little girl? Walk my way, you fucking bitch
Child abuse is on my mind
Little fucking kids I'm soon to find

But it's alright, expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate
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9 A Tribe Called Quest : Oh My God
[Song between 3:30 and 3:35]
After that last song, yes, Tribe, Oh My God. Cleanse my ears, please. [...]
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Track 10 from Midnight Marauders
Length: 00:03:30
Year: 1993
Track Description:
[Song between 3:30 and 3:35]
After that last song, yes, Tribe, Oh My God. Cleanse my ears, please.
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10 Yelle : Je veux te Voir
[Attack of the Synth]
This was one of my songs of the summer. Sassy, saucy, synthy and French. One of the [...]
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Track 1 from Je veux te Voir
Length: 00:04:21
Year: 2006
Track Description:
[Attack of the Synth]
This was one of my songs of the summer. Sassy, saucy, synthy and French. One of the lyrics awesomely translates to
"Your posters of Lil’ Jon cover those of Magic Johnson
You’re too crunk to slam dunk."
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11 Feist : 1234
[A song that’s been ruined by oversaturation]
I used to love this song. Damn you, Apple! Not my Feist!! [...]
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Track 1 from 1234-Single
Length: 00:03:03
Year: 2007
Track Description:
[A song that’s been ruined by oversaturation]
I used to love this song. Damn you, Apple! Not my Feist!!
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12 Iron and Wine/Calexico : He Lays in the Reins
[A song that makes you feel pretty]
I've had a love affair with this song, or really this entire album, s [...]
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Track 1 from In The Reins
Length: 00:03:43
Year: 2005
Track Description:
[A song that makes you feel pretty]
I've had a love affair with this song, or really this entire album, since it came out. The soft, simple voice of I&W's Sam Beam paired with the rich layers of Calexico make this a rustic, romantic, dreamy song.
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13 Sammy Davis, Jr. & Buddy Rich : Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead
[Song for Bono]
Someday, my pretty, someday. And it will be swingin'.
(SOMEDAY BLOODY SOMEDAY!)
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Track 6 from The Sounds of '66
Length: 00:01:46
Year: 1966
Track Description:
[Song for Bono]
Someday, my pretty, someday. And it will be swingin'.
(SOMEDAY BLOODY SOMEDAY!)
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14 The Beatles : Blackbird
[A song your Grandkids should know about]
I thought about choosing something a little less obvious for th [...]
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Track 11 from The Beatles (White Album)
Length: 00:02:18
Year: 1968
Track Description:
[A song your Grandkids should know about]
I thought about choosing something a little less obvious for this but really, it's a good starting point if any. You can't go wrong with the White Album. And there are chirping birds! Yay!
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15 Television : Friction
[A song you should have listened to growing up, but didn’t]
This would have weaned me away from my pare [...]
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Track 0 from Marquee Moon
Length: 00:04:44
Year: 0000
Track Description:
[A song you should have listened to growing up, but didn’t]
This would have weaned me away from my parent's classic rock influence and ushered the early days of punk into my impressionable brain. Who knows how much more awesome I'd be if I'd been fed Television at an early age? The mind reels.
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Combine 1 cup of razor blades, 2 cups of clown tears and 3/4 tablespoon spider eggs in a pan and bring to a boil stirring constantly. Stir occasionally. Remove from heat and add 2 cups hemlock and 3 ounces of fish oil. Stir until cool enough to handle. Shape and distribute.

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the answer to your oversaturation of 1234 is to see her do it on seasame street where she counts monsters.

youll smile. i promise.
9/25/08 08:24pm
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Despite the fact that TEAM ROBOT was crushed like a Pabst can at a frat party by the might claws of TEAM MONSTER, you are still deserving of a badge... Loser.
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Level 40
Yeah, you nailed the opener. I don't know if I can think of a better album opener. i didn't know of GG Allin, and maybe I was better off that way! Bloody great mix all round

9/24/08 05:03pm
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I can't believe you put Boyz II Men up there.

Great, great, great, just a great mix!
9/23/08 02:22pm
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You're like the wind...++++
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