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Vicars and Tarts

Vicars and Tarts
Created by: johnny_luddite
Tracks: 15
Length: 01:18:48
Keywords 1. mix contest 25
2. mix contest 25
3. mix contest 25
Created on 10/19/08 11:06pm
Level 3
Points 1614
Total visitors 38
Unique visitors 21
description:
A staple of the costume party season back home used to be the Vicar and Tarts party, where the men and a few women would dress up as men of the cloth and the women and a few men would dress up as tarts. The more saintly and the more slutty the better.

tracklist

1 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds : Oh Deanna (acoustic version)
"I'm not down here for your love, I'm down here for your soul" Perfect for the start of our party as the guest [...]
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Track 1 from B-Sides and Rarities
Length: 00:02:53
Year: 2005
Track Description:
"I'm not down here for your love, I'm down here for your soul" Perfect for the start of our party as the guests slope in and Nick and the boys Veer from a sloopy acoustic 'Deanna" to an even sloppier but wonderful impromptu 'Oh Happy Day"
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2 Betty Everett : You're No Good
The party is getting going and both the tarts and the naughty vicars admit they are "No Good"
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Track 4 from The Very Best Of
Length: 00:02:21
Year: 0000
Track Description:
The party is getting going and both the tarts and the naughty vicars admit they are "No Good"
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3 George Thorogood : Bad to the Bone
The tarts and vicars bump and grind as the unholy water is liberally imbibed
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Track 6 from Bad to the Bone
Length: 00:04:52
Year: 1982
Track Description:
The tarts and vicars bump and grind as the unholy water is liberally imbibed
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4 The Velvet Underground : Run Run Run
Sleaze is the order of the night so the sleaziest combo of all time are called into play.
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Track 5 from The Velvet Underground & Nico
Length: 00:04:24
Year: 1967
Track Description:
Sleaze is the order of the night so the sleaziest combo of all time are called into play.
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5 Donna Summers : Bad Girls
Can't have a vicar and tarts function without a little Donna. by the way, I once went to a costume party with [...]
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Track 2 from 70s Dance Machine (various artists)
Length: 00:04:58
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Can't have a vicar and tarts function without a little Donna. by the way, I once went to a costume party with a toy aeroplane in my hand. When asked what I had come as, I replied that I was an aircraft carrier!
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6 Rolling Stones : respectable
"You're dropping heroin with the President, yes it's a problem Sir but it can be beat" Sub Chuck Berry boogie [...]
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Track 7 from Some Girls
Length: 00:03:08
Year: 0000
Track Description:
"You're dropping heroin with the President, yes it's a problem Sir but it can be beat" Sub Chuck Berry boogie for our nasty people. The easiest lay on the Whitehouse lawn indeed.
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7 Sly & The Family Stone : Thank You (For Letting Me Be Myself Again)
As the party goers unleash their inner vicar or tart, this is all that needs to be said, or indeed heard!
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Track 12 from Anthology
Length: 00:04:48
Year: 1981
Track Description:
As the party goers unleash their inner vicar or tart, this is all that needs to be said, or indeed heard!
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8 James Brown : Super Bad
As the dog collars and fishnets fly, the hardest working corpse in music lays it on the line!
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Track 2 from Funk Power
Length: 00:09:03
Year: 1970
Track Description:
As the dog collars and fishnets fly, the hardest working corpse in music lays it on the line!
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9 Frank Zappa : Keep It Greasy
The partyplookers bump and grind to Zappas rather funkified nod to prison sex
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Track 14 from Joe's Garage
Length: 00:08:21
Year: 1979
Track Description:
The partyplookers bump and grind to Zappas rather funkified nod to prison sex
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10 Boney M. : Rasputin
A party mix like this is the only time I feel justified using this, however shittily magnificent it is. See ou [...]
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Track 2 from Nightflight to Venus
Length: 00:05:38
Year: 1978
Track Description:
A party mix like this is the only time I feel justified using this, however shittily magnificent it is. See our Vicars and tarts chant "Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen" All this and a history lesson too.
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11 Joe Tex : Ain't Gonna Bump No More
Lots more bumping to be done yet. I thank RetroJoe for reminding me about Joe Tex.
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Track 9 from 70s Grandmaster
Length: 00:02:54
Year: 0000
Track Description:
Lots more bumping to be done yet. I thank RetroJoe for reminding me about Joe Tex.
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12 Screamin' Jay Hawkins : I Put A Spell On You
The time has come for some body contact, but you don't want the music too slushy. This works
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Track 0 from
Length: 00:02:29
Year:
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The time has come for some body contact, but you don't want the music too slushy. This works
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13 Susan Cadogan : Fever
More of the above. "hurts So Good" by Susan Cadogan just has to be one of the best albums by anyone ever.
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Track 0 from Hurt So Good
Length: 00:02:26
Year: 0000
Track Description:
More of the above. "hurts So Good" by Susan Cadogan just has to be one of the best albums by anyone ever.
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14 Led Zeppelin : Achilles Last Stand
Things are drunkenly chaotic now, the line between vicar and tart is ever blurrier. Time for this magnificent [...]
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Track 1 from Presence
Length: 00:10:27
Year: 1976
Track Description:
Things are drunkenly chaotic now, the line between vicar and tart is ever blurrier. Time for this magnificent lurch round the dance floor
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15 Funkadelic : Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow
Free minds and obedient ass holes flood the dance floor as the vicar tart dance goes on forever!
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Track 1 from Free Your Mind... And Your Ass Will Follow
Length: 00:10:06
Year: 1970
Track Description:
Free minds and obedient ass holes flood the dance floor as the vicar tart dance goes on forever!
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Wow for Achilees Last Stand. This looks like a rousing good time.
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Starter for 10 was my introduction to a Vicars and Tarts party. I need/want to hear that opening track. Great mix.
10/20/08 08:02am
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I'm...speechless. Your parties are infinitely more interesting than mine, I can say that much.
10/20/08 12:35am
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