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Tallon Smash

Tallon Smash
Created by: T-bag
Tracks: 4
Length: 00:05:15
Keywords 1. Hate
2. Puny
3. Banner
Created on 8/01/08 10:51am
Level 2
Points 1457
Total visitors 15
Unique visitors 12
description:
I've always been a huge comic book fan and recently I've dug around for some of my old comics at my moms house, and started reading the fantasy "what if" type of books that usually presuppose a hero or villans origin.
I've made a mix with the concept that "what if" Tallon had the power of The Hulk, what kind of mix would I listen to if I was the strongest, most powerful being on the known earth.
The origin of Tallon hulk begins in a desert, sceientists are testing the incredible G-bomb. Tallon has just driven out to the desert to relax and play the hermonica, to get away from it all. this unexpected event has the lead sceintist Dr. Bruce Banner running out to the test site to save the young man. It's too late, although many miles away Tallon is bathed in the full force of the mysterious gamma rays! The world seems to stand still, trembling on the brink of infinity, as his ear-splitting sream fills the air...and he is still screaming hours later, when he awakens in a hosptial. Everyone around is amazed he survives, even though he absorbed the full impact of the g-rays.
Nightfall begins and something starts to happen to Tallon, the clicking of a Geiger counter near-bye becomes louder, and faster. Tallon's skin begins to itch and crawl he's becoming The Incredble Hulk!

tracklist

1 Holy Molar : The Night Pocahotass Spread her Land 'O Lakes
----At the bar---
I wait patiently for my turn to order when a dumb cunt steals the bartenders attention [...]
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Track 3 from Cavity Search-ep
Length: 00:02:31
Year: 2007
Track Description:
----At the bar---
I wait patiently for my turn to order when a dumb cunt steals the bartenders attention away from me with her fake tits.
I explain to both of them that I was waiting first. They ponit and laugh, then then the dumb cunt dumps her drink at me...I keep my cool, knowing that the beast within could awaken but...somebody throws a pie at my face.
Tallon shakes and trembles, he transforms into the Hulk smashing the bartenders brains out of his head with a fierce thunders clap. He rampages until everybody in the bar is dead.
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2 Some Girls featuring Karen O : Me & My Blasphemy
---At the grocery store---
I wait in the 10 items or less line paitently. Courteously I let an elderly l [...]
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Track 3 from The DNA will have it's say
Length: 00:00:45
Year: 2003
Track Description:
---At the grocery store---
I wait in the 10 items or less line paitently. Courteously I let an elderly lady with only 2 items go shead of me, heck I have seven items, thats only right and fair I think to myself. Her friend notices her in another line parallel to us. She asks for back cutzies and it's given to her. She has 87 items or more. I keep the anger on the downlow, they're old women of course, nothing to get upset about. She begins to empty her kart, her frail arms drop a couple of items, some bananas, dipers. I reach down to grab the dipers when I slip on a banana peel, I try to regain my blalnce but fall towards the old women, I throw up the Dipers trying to avoid crashing into her, but it's to late, I run into the old women as she holds a pie she was going to put on the check out stand, it smashes into my face. I stand up and to my suprise, I'm not mad. everbody in the store begins to laugh at the same time, including myself. we all laugh so hard, that our sides hurt. I start clappling, somebody yells out "bravo, sweet prince!", then the dipers break open in mid-air, they fall in slow motion, the pack of twenty dipers lands one on top of another on my head...My skin trembles and I change in to the hulk, I double punch a hole in both of the old lady's heads, two brains splatter on to the check out stand. I say paper in a brutish tone before the checker can say anything.
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3 Aids Wolf : Chinese Roulette
---At the park---
I wait for my friend, sitting by myself reading, some emo teens sits near me, they beg [...]
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Track 2 from The Lovvers LP
Length: 00:01:21
Year: 2006
Track Description:
---At the park---
I wait for my friend, sitting by myself reading, some emo teens sits near me, they begin talking about music but I can't hear them. I look over intrested and read on of the teens lips, I see him mouth "I love linkin park", my skin trembles and I change once again into the Hulk, rush over to the teen and rips his chest apart (zombie style). His friend is horrified, "Tallon no like Puny Linkin Park!', the teen responds "he said he likes sitting at the park...Dude". Hulk is confused "uh...you need haircut anyway" Hulk rips offs emo teens skull and throws it into space. Tallon's friend Rabby shows up right as this happens, "that'll give you something to cry about", as he high fives hulk. They laugh and eat ice cream pie Rabby brought.
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4 The Locust : Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
---At a comedy club---
Tallon sits with his friends at the club, it's open mike, they pressure him to go [...]
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Track 14 from The Locust
Length: 00:00:38
Year: 1999
Track Description:
---At a comedy club---
Tallon sits with his friends at the club, it's open mike, they pressure him to go on stage. Nervous he can only think of one joke "ummmmmmm...oh yeah...how do you have a party in outer space-YOU PLAN-ET!". the crowd begins to boo, his frineds start throwing apple pie at his face. He dosen't turn into the hulk, after all he can take criticism. Then one of his friends eats an apple pie, shits in a diper and throws it at Tallon's head and says "what's gay and has a shitty diper on his head? Gay shit head Tallon". Tallon transforms before thier eys into the hulk. The hulk procceds to crap 30 tons of poopy shit all over the club, suffocating everbody, leaving them in brown death.
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