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Waiting in line for the bathroom at Cantina

Waiting in line for the bathroom at Cantina
Created by: shortbus
Tracks: 10
Length: 00:47:12
Keywords 1. Mix Contest 1
2. Mix Contest 1
3. Mix Contest 1
Created on 8/04/06 05:09pm
Level 6
Points 2550
Total visitors 79
Unique visitors 52
This mix was ranked #6 out of 23 entries for this contest
description:
The stream of conciousness "poem" presented here should resonate with anyone who has had to wait in line for the mens bathroom at the bar Cantina in Corvallis, OR on ladies night. Ah the joys of waiting in a long-ass line while women keep cutting in front of some dick who thinks he has a better chance of getting laid by letting a sloppy-ass drunk girl take a piss with her friend in our bathroom.

No I cannot hold it better because I have a penis. After two PBR man-cans and 3 double rum and coke's things are going to evacuate whether I like it or not.

Thank (insert diety here) for the alley.
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Slow and low-
Heaven-
beside you...

You know what you are?!
Are you in?
In the waiting line?

Lines across eyes-
to form shadows-
that move.

Move bitch!

tracklist

1 Beastie Boys : Slow and Low
See #3
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Track 12 from Licensed to Ill
Length: 00:03:38
Year: 1986
Track Description:
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2 13 & God : Low Heaven
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Track 1 from 13 & God
Length: 00:04:32
Year: 2005
Track Description:
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3 Alice in Chains : Heaven Beside You
Slow and low-
Heaven-
beside you...

The toilet... get it?
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Track 9 from Unplugged
Length: 00:05:40
Year: 1996
Track Description:
Slow and low-
Heaven-
beside you...

The toilet... get it?
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4 Nine Inch Nails : You Know What You Are?
Insert choice words here...
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Track 2 from [with_Teeth]
Length: 00:03:41
Year: 2005
Track Description:
Insert choice words here...
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5 Incubus : Are You In?
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Track 11 from Morning View
Length: 00:04:28
Year: 2001
Track Description:
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6 Zero 7 : In The Waiting Line

Are you in?
In the waiting line?

If not, get the fuck out the way.
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Track 8 from Simple Things
Length: 00:04:33
Year: 2001
Track Description:

Are you in?
In the waiting line?

If not, get the fuck out the way.
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7 Isis : Lines Across Eyes
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Track 7 from The Red Sea
Length: 00:05:47
Year: 1998
Track Description:
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8 Dälek : Eyes To Form Shadows
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Track 8 from Absence
Length: 00:06:30
Year: 2004
Track Description:
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9 Mastodon : Shadows That Move
Lines across eyes-
to form shadows-
that move.

Thats right, I'm looking at you.. [...]
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Track 1 from Lifesblood
Length: 00:03:53
Year: 2001
Track Description:
Lines across eyes-
to form shadows-
that move.

Thats right, I'm looking at you...
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10 Ludacris : Move Bitch
Nuff Said.
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Track 10 from Word of Mouf
Length: 00:04:30
Year: 2001
Track Description:
Nuff Said.
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Team Robot - Second Place
A special badge for the second-place winner of the amazing robots vs. monsters mixtape contest. Uncanny skills, precision mixing and laser vision truly makes them worthy of second. Robot rock.
awarded on 2006-10-18

Level 23
I'm just glad someone took the effort to make a mix dedicated to the #1!
8/22/06 03:37pm
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Plus, 500 users. Hell yay!
awarded on 2007-05-16

Level 19
its all about the alley a block south.. theres a really deep doorway. feel sorry for whoever works there...
8/15/06 12:24am
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Special thanks to those that embraced the Collective on this most sacrilegious of holidays. Mix on, you vile tormentor of souls!
awarded on 2006-06-06

Level 18
because the cops roam the alley mr. shaz...my roommate and I got caught takin' a piss in the alley, then she got caught again by the same cop the next night, same alley
8/14/06 11:57pm
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awarded on 2007-10-11

Level 14
Haha. Nice mix.
8/11/06 10:21am
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Good things happen to people who are in the right place at the right time, just look at Nirvana...
awarded on 2006-08-16

Level 11
Why would you go to the bathroom at the Cantina? There is a HUGE alley just right outside the door...
8/08/06 11:20pm
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