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How to seduce a hippie with on easy mixx!

How to seduce a hippie with on easy mixx!
Created by: T-bag
Tracks: 15
Length: 01:04:05
Keywords 1. Hippie
2. Love
3. Shack
Created on 10/28/06 05:00am
Level 8
Points 3742
Total visitors 180
Unique visitors 93
description:
If you've ever wanted to seduce a hippie with skill follow my mixx of sage advise and you cannot go wrong...well maybe.

tracklist

1 Lou Reed : Perfect Day
Your date will probably be higher than a kite when you put in this mixx---hopefully she won't see through the [...]
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Track 3 from Transformer
Length: 00:03:45
Year: 1972
Track Description:
Your date will probably be higher than a kite when you put in this mixx---hopefully she won't see through the sarcastic singing of lou reed and see through you and your intentions. She might be "stoked" on the fact you like Lou or she could be "down" with the melody. Either way this is a good first song to play when seducing a hippie.
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2 The Guess Who : American Woman
To change the mood of the room before you talk politics or about wal-mart(It's inevitable with hippie girls). [...]
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Track 5 from Greatest Hits
Length: 00:05:10
Year: 1999
Track Description:
To change the mood of the room before you talk politics or about wal-mart(It's inevitable with hippie girls). This track will always have a hippie girl singing along(like most of the songs) or have her bringing up Austin Powers references...If this happens abort mission and tell her your a republican.
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3 Led Zeppelin : In the Light
I imagine at this point you have pulled out the Pino grigio and have had the chance to know a little more abou [...]
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Track 1 from Physical Graffiti (disc 2)
Length: 00:08:46
Year: 1975
Track Description:
I imagine at this point you have pulled out the Pino grigio and have had the chance to know a little more about each others up-briggins---It's okay to lie to a hippie if it regards eating habbits growing up---I suggest saying "I was a Vegan for a while but It wasn't getting enough protien to go hiking in Eruope after high school...you know, to find myself."
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4 The Doors : The Crystal Ship
If she is truly a hippie and not a poser, she's heard this song a hundred times. She will try to explain the s [...]
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Track 3 from The Doors
Length: 00:02:34
Year: 0000
Track Description:
If she is truly a hippie and not a poser, she's heard this song a hundred times. She will try to explain the song to you, or what she thinks its about. It will be painful, you will try to explain to her that Ol' jimmy was a sexist drunk(much like you---but she dosen't know that yet)and a disagreement will happen. Fix this by waiting out the song, pouring her some wine and taking a fake bathroom break.
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5 The Animals : Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
This song begins and you should walk downstairs or across the room smiling. She might ask while you are smilin [...]
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Track 12 from Animal Tracks
Length: 00:02:28
Year: 0000
Track Description:
This song begins and you should walk downstairs or across the room smiling. She might ask while you are smiling. Tell her you like her "dreddies" followed by a deep stare into her eyes. Do and say nothing while the song finishes. Trust me, the song will get into her head. She will "dig" you a little more and more with each passing track.
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6 The Kinks : Love Me Till the Sun Shines
Humans enjoy food when they are high...If she hasn't asked for something to munch on yet, you should ask if sh [...]
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Track 8 from Something Else By the Kinks
Length: 00:03:22
Year: 1967
Track Description:
Humans enjoy food when they are high...If she hasn't asked for something to munch on yet, you should ask if she's hungry. I'll bet money she'll say yes. Before you get up to cook some food for her, Reassure her that your totally digging her scene. I would say "Hey im digging what you have to say".She'll respect your courtesy and want to know what you'll make for her.
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7 Simon & Garfunkel : The Boxer
This song is fucking awesome. you will be in the kitchen beckoning her to watch you cook her some food. This i [...]
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Track 6 from Bridge Over Troubled Water
Length: 00:05:12
Year: 1970
Track Description:
This song is fucking awesome. you will be in the kitchen beckoning her to watch you cook her some food. This is the turning point young man. this is the song where you take control of the situation. The best food to make for a high hippe girl would have to be stuffed green bell peppers. Let her know what you will be making. It will bring antcipation to rise. During the next song you will cook the dish.
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8 Janis Joplin : Me and Bobby McGee
You will need 2 green bell peppers, 1/4 can newmans own spagetti sauce, 5 shiitake mushrooms (course chop), 3 [...]
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Track 7 from Pearl
Length: 00:04:31
Year: 1971
Track Description:
You will need 2 green bell peppers, 1/4 can newmans own spagetti sauce, 5 shiitake mushrooms (course chop), 3 diced shallots, 1tbls fresh diced garlic, and 1tsp paprika. Before you begin- heat the oven to 375- bake---cut the top end of the pepper off with stem. Remove seeds and membrane of pepper. Chop remaining bell pepper and mixx with other ingredients in a 2qt sauce pan. simmer and let reduce five minutes after boiling point. Wash the peppers out and fill them with the mixx. Place the peppers in the oven covered with tinfoil for 25 mins. During this song placate the hippie with conversation about the "best" pink floyd lead singers. A chance to improvise---do your best young man.
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9 Van Morrison : Sweet Thing
While you wait for the food to cook, this track should bring a some stimulation to the conversation. Unless sh [...]
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Track 3 from Astral Weeks
Length: 00:04:25
Year: 1968
Track Description:
While you wait for the food to cook, this track should bring a some stimulation to the conversation. Unless she's unfamiliar with the tune---Which shouldn't happen if she's a true hippie.
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10 The Hollies : Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress)
This is the time that you make your move young buck. She's in your sights and the time has come. When the chou [...]
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Track 7 from Distant Light
Length: 00:03:19
Year: 1971
Track Description:
This is the time that you make your move young buck. She's in your sights and the time has come. When the chourus comes gently stroke her ears with your fingertips. Lick her left ear lobe then blow into her ear. Tell her you wish John Kerry would of been president.
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11 The Velvet Underground : There She Goes Again
At this point you should be pulling off her home made skirt made of old fabric from her grandma's quilt and sc [...]
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Track 8 from The Velvet Underground & Nico
Length: 00:02:43
Year: 1967
Track Description:
At this point you should be pulling off her home made skirt made of old fabric from her grandma's quilt and scraps from goodwill.
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12 Roberta Flack : Killing me softly with his song
The time to make love is upon you. Ignore the armpit hair and pretend she is Sarah silverman. It helps. Climax [...]
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Track 1 from Killing me softly
Length: 00:04:49
Year: 1973
Track Description:
The time to make love is upon you. Ignore the armpit hair and pretend she is Sarah silverman. It helps. Climax ensues. Take a he-man type sigh. Relax it's almost over!
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13 Elton John : Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
You relax and she puts her body over yours. Not much is said over this track, which is a good thing. Nobody sh [...]
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Track 4 from Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Length: 00:03:15
Year: 1973
Track Description:
You relax and she puts her body over yours. Not much is said over this track, which is a good thing. Nobody should interrupt your Elton.
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14 George Harrison : GIve Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)
The timer on your cell phone goes off. The food should be done by now. If you've succeded you both should be h [...]
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Track 1 from Living In the Material World
Length: 00:03:36
Year: 1973
Track Description:
The timer on your cell phone goes off. The food should be done by now. If you've succeded you both should be hungry by now. She'll appreciate the food and your company. You both eat the food rather quickly and need to sleep soon.
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15 David Bowie : Heroes
Spoon this hippie goddess to one of the most hopeless songs produced by bowie. In the morning you should both [...]
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Track 3 from "Heroes"
Length: 00:06:10
Year: 1977
Track Description:
Spoon this hippie goddess to one of the most hopeless songs produced by bowie. In the morning you should both be ashamed of what happened the night before. At least you know how to make a great stuffed bell pepper now.
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I love you for putting a recipe in the midst of this.
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You've either attracted a hippie, or a 40 year old heroin addicted gypsy. I love this.
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I currently live in a co-op with a bunch of hippie girls, and I'm sure this mix would melt their (organic hemp) panties.
6/09/08 11:43am
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This is pretty awesome. I do loves me some hippie women, though. Zep->Crystal Ship does it for me. Killer.
6/08/08 03:13pm
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